高山低谷劇場（愛情動作喜劇） - 08/ 譚太（2）

我將身體貼近黑絲，浴袍之下就只剩返赤裸嘅身軀，我用手拉扯黑絲條內褲邊沿，佢冇反應，應該係熟睡左。之後我不客氣，從後熊抱佢，當然唔少得用身體緊貼佢個臀部。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD1734mABS

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黑絲醒咗，佢好快就用腳係咁向後踢我，我比佢踢到落咗床，之後我再順手撳住佢臀部，但係佢依然係咁踢我，我索性用牙咬佢個pat，佢發出好強烈嘅掙扎，我成功將佢兩隻腳分開，個頭攝咗入去佢兩腿之間。

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呢個時候，我已經成個人趴咗喺度，鼻尖掂到佢下面，佢就用雙腳腳踭不停咁拍打我背脊，我都費事理佢，索性伸手想除佢內褲，但係佢雙手又拉返上去，同我鬥力，我放棄，改為隔住內褲，用嘴唇開始錫佢⋯⋯

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我感覺到佢呢個地方好脹卜卜，真係估唔到佢下面係咁，佢條內褲已經係超窄邊，完全冇毛髮凸出嚟，佢用腳踭踢我背脊已經踢到嘭嘭聲，我就一路忍住痛楚，一手打橫拉開佢內褲⋯⋯

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之後⋯⋯

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佢整個陰部完完全全暴露咗喺我面前，微弱燈光之下居然有驚喜，黑絲佢下邊居然⋯⋯

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光滑地冇毛！

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我冇睇開4仔嘅習慣，因為我接受唔到一個鏡頭只影住嗰個交合位置持續幾分鐘，我會感到好厭惡。所以我從未見過女人（包括影片入邊）係下面係冇體毛，極其量都係喺啲薄格嘅AV片度見到女演員下邊係冇黑色，即係多啲肉色，但係只要有碼，都唔知係咪真。

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而真正見到一個女人下便係赤裸裸白雪雪嘅，今次係第一次！

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因為受制於黑絲嘅強烈連環腿攻擊，而我兩邊膊頭亦都受到佢例如手掌進攻打到啪啪聲，所以我都冇乜時間研究返佢嘅下面係啲咩形狀。不過，我強調每個女人都有少少唔同，明就明，唔明就算。

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我再次伸出舌頭，重點去攻擊鼻尖前嘅地方。舌尖所到之處，都係一啲柔軟、溫暖、亦都好豐滿有彈性嘅地方。

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某程度上亦都引證到，黑絲呢個駱駝腳趾嘅外號，並唔係浪得虛明，空穴來風，未必無因。

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你飽嘗過你會知道，佢係點樣飽滿，好肉，當你鼻尖或者嘴唇接觸到嘅時候，係有幾富有彈性，甚至乎有啲好似記憶枕頭嘅機能，當你施壓到嘅時候佢會縮，你退開之後佢會慢慢復原，之後又會再次吸引住你，令你一而再，再而三，忘我同埋投入咁樣去進攻。

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大概持續左兩分鐘，黑絲一雙手已經冇再拍打我膊頭，改為係用十隻手指尖，好肉緊摙我兩邊膊頭，又捽吓捽吓，佢兩雙腳亦都冇踢我背脊，甚至乎盤膝打座咁樣箍住我條頸，令到我塊面越嚟越貼近佢嘅私處。

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我知道黑絲已經被我征服，用欲拒還迎呢四個字嚟形容就係最貼切。

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過咗冇耐，黑絲放鬆箍緊我嘅雙腿，我感受佢雙腿用力伸直，之後佢發出啲深呼吸聲，呢個姿勢維持左八秒以上，我知道佢到咗高潮。

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之後黑絲右腳提起成個人轉向左邊，佢右邊大髀仲將我個頭推開咗，而佢就用隻右手放喺自己下面⋯⋯

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好有節奏感咁樣旋轉郁動⋯⋯

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我知道黑絲喺度自瀆⋯⋯

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約莫三十秒過後，黑絲雙腿又再次用力咁樣伸直，我見到佢腳趾尖到咪到直咗，而佢條腰就向後彎曲，挺起個胸⋯⋯

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黑絲到咗第二次高潮！

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接下來係一啲嘆氣聲，黑絲用被嵌住自己，但係下半身仍然露個臀部同一雙美腿，佢圓轆轆嘅臀部吸引住我。

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好拍檔龍脈持續充血，我立即走近黑絲用手摸佢嘅臀部，之後向下滑行順手去到佢大髀內側⋯⋯

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好濕潤！

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其實由佢今日入嚟我屋企開始，我嘅目標從一而終都係一樣⋯⋯

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睇嚟今晚，我真真正正可以食到⋯⋯

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黑絲！

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我捉住黑絲雙腳將佢搬落地下，再修整佢臀部個姿勢，嘩！好靚，成個水蜜桃咁嘅形狀。

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我雙手輕輕撳住佢臀部，從後進入咗黑絲身體，以平均唔算快嘅速率去行事。過咗都冇半分鐘，黑絲雙腳又縮返上床跪咗係度，仲主動分開雙腿。佢上半身雖然有張被嵌着，但係我感覺到佢個人係趴低喺度，有啲嘢唔需要形容太多，就算我用晒所有可以用到嘅字去形容，你哋亦都只係喺度FF，因為真正嘅受益人只有一個，就係我！

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或者我講多一句，黑絲個蜜桃臀真係好好推！

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5秒鐘嘅一片空白，係我同宇宙最接近嘅一刻，呢一刻係好值得紀念嘅！

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因為係我竭盡所能，排除萬難同埋用自己嘅生命去作賭注，奮鬥嘅成功並唔係僥倖，能夠去到呢一步，完全係靠我自己嘅膽色。我要重申，呢件事係零運氣，毫無差錯咁樣達到呢個目標，完完全全憑我自己嘅每一個選擇同埋決定。

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我冇用套，亦都冇問黑絲有冇食藥或者打針，呢啲嘢係女人嘅事，唔好下下將個波踢畀我哋男人。

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我入去廁所好快咁樣沖一沖身，之後就返上床瞓覺。過咗大概3分鐘左右，黑絲好似腸仔包咁樣，張被捲住成個人慢慢起身行入廁所。

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我諗住等佢出嚟再同佢攬攬錫錫多陣先瞓，不過我自己都唔知點解，未等到黑絲出嚟好快就瞓着咗。

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我係被門鈴鐘嘈醒嘅，我走去開門，見到黑絲，佢笑笑口咁樣講：「我有電話用啦，還返部電話畀你⋯⋯」

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我接過部電話，黑絲繼續：「部機叉爆電㗎啦，我今日要上court，有機會先再見啦！」

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「啊！」我伸個頭埋去諗住同佢打個車輪， Goodbye Kiss之類，但係佢已經好快轉身走咗。

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呢一刻⋯⋯好似怪怪地嘅？

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有啲乜嘢出咗問題呢？

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我望一望電話，朝早8點，突然間喺度諗，如果黑絲同肥妹都係要逃避收數佬嘅話，即係肥妹同佢阿媽譚太都會住喺酒店，應該肥妹同佢阿媽瞓另一間房。

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咁⋯⋯我諗呢啲嘢做咩？

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係廁所屙尿順便洗個面擦過牙，但係突然間又諗起今日唔使放工，理hi佢瞓多陣先算。

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我揭開窗簾，原來今日幾好陽光，但係個泳池呢？點解冇咗個游泳池嘅？

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冇咗個泳池不特止，我仲見到一個熟人喺下面⋯⋯

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咦？推住㗎單車嗰個人咪係肥妹？同佢傾緊計嗰個咪上次嗰個男人？

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嘩！呢個家庭犀利啦，老母係騙子，癲癲喪喪，話就話冇咗批貨，但係錢就照袋，住酒店食好嘢，個大女仲衰，唔係衰藏毒就係販運毒品，仲駱駝腳趾同埋腳交添，咁細女呢？cheap到做援交呀！

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經典，我敢講句，呢三個女人，是但一個嘅生活都可以寫成一本奇情小說。

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肥妹同上次個男人就企咗喺酒店對面間麵包舖外，我唔知佢哋搞乜嘢，係咪傾緊去邊度爆房啦？其實唔使傾啦，上嚟呢度咪得囉，橫掂佢家姐唔喺度，佢用佢家姐間房咪得囉。

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「仲傾乜呀，去爆房啦仆街！」我睇得投入，甚至講埋出聲。

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「拎埋㗎單車做道具啦，嗰啲AV正太啲片都係咁樣咋嘛，條女喺前座位駕駛單車，正太就喺後邊一路坐單車係一路拮⋯⋯」

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我戇居到配佢哋兩個嘅對話：

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「3P我唔做㗎。」

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「唔係顧客永遠是對嘅咩，我畀足錢㗎。」

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男人終於又拎咗啲錢俾阿肥妹⋯⋯

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我有啲冇癮：「邊有咁蠢㗎？做完先俾錢吖嘛⋯⋯」

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「畀咩錢呀？」突然我隔離有個人講嘢！

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「嘩⋯⋯」我身邊突然多咗個人，一望之後原來係譚太。

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「嚇死人咩？畀你嚇撚到我心都離埋，敲門呀嘛！」老實講我真係畀佢嚇到成個人彈起，條八婆行路冇聲又冇影，突然間喺人哋身邊出現都有嘅。

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譚太望住條街：「你睇緊啲咩嘢啊？」

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其實肥妹咁細個，就真係要阻止佢做呢啲嘢，我唔係話自己有啲乜嘢英雄主意道德L上身，但係經歷咗尋日都算係一場相識，佢又住喺我隔離屋，如果咁樣都唔出聲，我過唔到自己個關。

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我指着樓下：「你個女同個大叔喺下面唔知做乜嘢。」

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譚太冇戴眼鏡，咪起對眼望住樓下：「咩大叔啊⋯⋯」

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師奶！深近視你就戴眼鏡啦，扮乜嘢呀，我行埋佢身邊耳仔貼住佢個頭用手指住麵包舖：「你個細女啊，推住架單車嗰個啊，見唔見到呀？」

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「細妹⋯⋯」譚太咪起雙眼，集中注意力咁樣望住條街：「哦⋯⋯嗰個我細佬嚟㗎，即係佢舅父，佢梗係又想畀錢我，但又唔好意思親手交畀我啦。」

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吓！嗰位大叔唔係戀童癖咩？乜原來係舅父！

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突然間我好似鬆咗一口氣，雖然肥妹戇居居，鍾意笑人同整蠱人，又古古惑惑，不過，我又真係唔想佢因為少少錢而出賣左自己。

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佢係我心目中係可持續發展㗎嘛！

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可能因為同譚太貼得太埋，我仍然聞到佢啲洗頭水味好香。

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咦！有啲唔對路⋯⋯

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我疑惑咁樣望住譚太：「你⋯⋯冇著⋯⋯」

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同埋我而家先留意到，譚太何止冇戴眼鏡，佢連bra都冇戴，佢只係着條黑色內褲，攬住張被遮住個胸跪咗喺窗台度。

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譚太皺起眉頭望住我：「你咩呀⋯⋯」

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噗！噗！噗！

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噗！噗！噗！

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心跳加速⋯⋯

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我吞咗一吞口水：「你⋯⋯」我望一望譚太個蜜桃臀，我再望一望自己下面：「我⋯⋯」

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當我再望住譚太嘅時候，我真係唔知可以講啲咩嘢，點解佢會冇着衫嘅？

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我再望一望張床⋯⋯

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點解會變咗一張雙人床嘅？

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個游泳池⋯⋯

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突然間諗起黑絲今朝點解會敲門搵我？佢唔係同我一齊瞓同一間房嘅咩？

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突然之間心裏面湧起一啲好負面好可怕嘅畫面⋯⋯

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冷靜啲！我同自己講，喺呢一刻一定要冷靜！

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回返帶諗清楚⋯⋯

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尋晚我沖完涼就上床睇電視，睇睇下就瞓着咗，之後有個人叫醒我叫我同佢換張床瞓，叫我嗰個人係肥妹⋯⋯

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之後我就同佢換咗張床瞓⋯⋯

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瞓到半夜我就⋯⋯

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我就⋯⋯

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同黑絲發生咗關係⋯⋯

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咪住！再回返少少前面先，我哋由換床嗰一度再開始⋯⋯

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肥妹叫我換床，即係話佢瞓咗我張床，間房得兩張床，結果係肥妹同黑絲一齊瞓同一間房。之後我又瞓咗另外一張床，半夜又會同黑絲發生關係⋯⋯

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而家眼前呢一張係雙人床，間房出面又見唔到游泳池，亦即係唔係尋晚我哋食嘢嗰間房。亦即係話，肥妹瞓咗我張床之後，我就過咗呢間房瞓咗呢張雙人床，而雙人床除咗我之外，個條女⋯⋯

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我尋晚搞咗嗰條女⋯⋯

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噗！噗！噗！噗！噗！

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諗到呢一度我諗我心跳已經至少去到130⋯⋯

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唉⋯⋯

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因為黑絲尋晚唔係喺呢間房瞓，所以佢今朝早先會由尋晚食嘢嗰間房，走過嚟我呢間房拍門搵我⋯⋯

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算啦！唔好再自欺欺人啦，係就係㗎喇，唔好再自己呃自己啦。對面屋日日浪啲黑bra，黑底底同埋黑絲襪，我諗大部份都唔係黑絲嘅。

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所以，尋晚我搞嗰條女，都唔係黑絲⋯⋯

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而係佢阿媽⋯⋯

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譚太！

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譚太離開咗窗台，放低咗張被直接入咗廁所。

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抵死！

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我真係抵死！

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點解我會咁蠢？

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如果尋晚肥妹叫我同佢換床，而我冇換到，直接一手攬住肥妹入被竇，同埋黑絲三個人喺埋同一間房，你哋話幾開心呢？

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而家仲衰到同個四十歲嘅女人發生關係，如果呢單嘢揚咗出去，我仲有面見人嘅！

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我慢慢行去廁所門口，譚太戴返眼鏡喺度刷緊牙，最震撼嘅係佢仍然係冇着衫。

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大家試想一吓，如果你係我，尋晚同咗一個陌生嘅女人發生咗性關係，佢呢一刻喺廁所刷牙，邏輯同埋情理上佢係咪都應該會着住一件衫或者圍住一條大毛巾呢？

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但係如果呢個陌生女人尋晚同你荒唐一輪發生咗性關係，而呢一刻佢仍然係赤裸上身，只係着住條黑色喱士內褲，開住廁所門畀你任睇，你估吓佢其實當自己係乜嘢呢？

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1）鄰舍性關係正常化？因為佢不嬲都係咁開放，來者不拒，隨時仲可以搲吓錢用。

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2）唔記得咗閂門？所以唔知我有機會望到佢？頂！唔好傻啦！

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3）係我最唔想去諗，但係亦都好有可能嘅就係，佢當咗自己係我女人。

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大家有冇諗過「我女人」係代表緊乜嘢？通常係啲江湖片、黑幫仇殺片就會有呢啲咁嘅稱呼出現⋯⋯

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例如某某黑幫大佬被仇家圍毆，現場個黑幫大佬同埋佢老婆一齊，喺呢一個時候佢就會用到呢句說話：「唔好搞我女人呀，要搞就搞我啦！」又或者成年夫婦去中學同學聚會，一坐低，男人就向啲舊同學講：「呢個我女人！」

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「我女人」呢三個字並唔等於係太太或者女朋友咁簡單，雖然表面嘅意思係好有限，甚至乎分唔到究竟佢同佢身邊嗰個人係咪註咗册嘅夫妻，但係潛藏喺字面嘅背後，係可以代表呢對男女之間，已經有好深厚嘅感情，生死與共，有福同享，有難同當！

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當我諗到呢度，畫面同時亦都出現咗黑絲同理肥妹，後者由遠處推住架單車經過我面前停低，仲叫我⋯⋯

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老豆！

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咪住！你個肥妹唔好亂叫呀！我大你幾年架咋！

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畫面又轉到去黑絲身上，佢伏喺茶几上，翹起蘿柚，回頭望住我叫⋯⋯

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老豆！

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唔可以！唔可以！

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「唔好咁叫我呀⋯⋯」我驚到大叫出聲。

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譚太喺廁所伸咗個頭出嚟，正確D講係伸咗三個頭出嚟，因為佢上身係冇着衫，所以除咗人頭之外仲有佢心口嗰兩個乳頭：「俾你嚇死呀，嗌咁大聲做乜嘢啊？」

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我喘着氣咁樣講：「我係唔會做佢哋老⋯⋯」講到一半我監生吞咗一個字去。

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譚太帶返眼鏡，完全係冇化妝，佢身材有少少肉地，應該大嘅地方就大，應該要豐滿地方就要豐滿，

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我呼咗口氣：「你⋯⋯」

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之後我將身上件浴袍除低落嚟，夾硬塞咗入譚太手上：「天氣凍咗，着返件衫！」

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最後嗰句我係有帶少少好肯定嘅語氣向譚太講，除低件浴袍嘅我，全身赤裸乜嘢都冇，我嗱嗱聲著返至T恤，之後我拉咗將櫈移到去房間冷氣機出風位，我企咗上去，打算收返之前洗完浪掛衣架度嘅西裝褲。

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「咦⋯⋯」譚太又唔知做乜嘢。

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我低頭向下一望，原來企咗喺櫈上面嘅我，啱啱條J指住佢塊面，我立即90度轉身，企圖將條J移開，但係可能揈得太急，我一嘢打到譚太塊面！

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「嘩⋯⋯嘩⋯⋯」譚太立即走到去床邊：「你又想點呀？」

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我立即落返地，走埋去佢身邊：「對⋯⋯對唔住⋯⋯有冇整親你？」

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譚太：「發發聲打埋嚟緊係有啦，又唔知道自己大碌喎⋯⋯」

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佢後面嗰句，其實係咪有其他意思？

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其實我企咗喺面前嗰陣時，我仲未着返條西褲，大家唔好忘記，我由尋晚出門口到而家，我係冇着內褲。

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我將條褲筒反翻轉時，譚太就好緊張咁用浴袍蓋衣袖抹下塊面：「你尋晚射完之後，有冇洗乾淨架？」

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我有啲尷尬：「有啊，我記得我沖咗涼㗎。」

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我哋兩個相對而視，唔知呢個對望，係情深款款，定係好尷尬，我唔識分。

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我着返條褲，袋返部電話，就打開咗房門，我先左腳踏出左走廊之後，回頭望住譚太：「譚太，我走先啦！」

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「等等⋯⋯」譚太行埋黎我面前，一本正經咁樣望住我：「你叫我做——譚太？」

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我唔識點樣回答，冇錯，佢冇聽錯，頭先我係叫佢做譚太。

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譚太雖然面露微笑咁樣望住我，但係我留意到佢垂低嘅右手，係出力咁揸緊個拳頭，雙眼仲開始有啲發紅。

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我再次講：「我走先啦！」

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之後我就離開咗呢間酒店房，我唔敢再回頭望住未關門嘅房間，甚至乎我冇等電梯，我是但搵到個逃生防煙門就推入去，見到樓梯就直落，最後嗰幾層我係跑。

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當我走到落去酒店大堂，我先發現，我仍然着住酒店房嘅拖鞋。

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有個職員仲向我投以奇怪嘅目光，我睇一睇銀包，好彩仲夠錢搭的士返屋企。

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落的士之後，我立即搭Lift上樓，當我出Lift行去屋企門口方向，見到有幾個着住黑色背心嘅便衣警察，迎面同我擦身而過，當我攞鎖匙開屋企門嘅時候，其中有一個男警向我講：「我哋係警察，有冇見過住你隔離姓譚嗰個女人？」

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「唔好意思，我搬咗嚟唔夠一個月，我唔識其他鄰居⋯⋯」我唔等對方回應，就已經入咗屋。

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我好耐冇執屋，我將廚房同埋客廳執得好整齊，之後又打電話問吓細佬個情況，佢話仲未出得院。我又將我自己之前買咗但係未玩嘅玩具拆開晒盒。開到變形金剛就將佢哋變形，開到S.H.F，就將佢哋擺pose。

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之後我又走入廁所沖涼，我用凍水係咁沖自己個頭，我唔知呢啲算唔算係對自己嘅懲罰，或者我係時候諗清楚呢兩日期間，對我身邊嘅人所做過嘅事，係唔係都係對方所預期嘅。

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沖完涼之後我打開電視，我揀咗一部由韓國電影導演朴贊執導嘅親切的金子，我發覺睇咗超過一個鐘頭，我都唔知套戲講乜嘢。

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因為自從返到屋企之後，就算我係吸塵、拖地、砌模型、玩老變、睇電影，我都冇辦法去制止自己唔諗住佢。

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冇辦法唔去諗，一個可能因為我一句說話而感到失望同埋傷心嘅⋯⋯

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譚太！

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⋯ 待續 ⋯⋯

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