知唔知十二個鏡仔從此消失喺娛樂圈,邊個最開心?101Please respect copyright.PENANAbaqr9cZWsh
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咁就梗係其他唱片公司嘅高層同老闆啦。101Please respect copyright.PENANADJShZd2pDI
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華內、鷹皇、猩夢,三大唱片公司嘅老闆呢日聚首一堂,開香檳慶祝鏡仔正式收皮。101Please respect copyright.PENANAHLsMrJdXSH
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「都係阿羊你好嘢,咁都俾你諗到條絕橋,一嘢收曬班鏡仔皮!嚟!我一定要敬你一杯!」華內老闆主動同鷹皇老闆碰杯。101Please respect copyright.PENANAuGJKNReW7z
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猩夢老闆就話:「諗返起嗰日班頒獎典禮啲喪屍都幾狼死,爭啲咬傷咗我地個『火火』!」101Please respect copyright.PENANACASDSLmEdC
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「雖然係有少少風險,但如果我地幾間公司都唔派人去,咁就做得太明顯啦!」鷹皇老闆一邊講,一邊搖動手上嘅酒杯。101Please respect copyright.PENANAMSgSjdaEr0
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「咁又係嘅,不過估唔到今次唔單止係班鏡仔,連佢地成間公司都收埋皮,我地會唔會做得太過分呢?」猩夢老闆問另外兩個老闆。101Please respect copyright.PENANAr1ffGOJwiz
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「同行如敵國,呢幾年佢地都搶咗我地唔少生意,要賺都賺夠啦,係時候俾我地賺返啲啦。」華內老闆飲一啖香檳回答。101Please respect copyright.PENANAeDypdjx0SJ
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「咪就係囉!唔好講咁多啦,今次咁高興,我地一於不醉無歸!」鷹皇老闆舉杯同大家開心慶祝。101Please respect copyright.PENANA22gchSrZns
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事實上,喪屍之所以會爆發,其實全部都係呢三大唱片公司老闆搞嘅鬼。101Please respect copyright.PENANAOWRzutRLck
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當日喺頒獎典禮上,佢地派人喺會場嘅音響做咗手腳。101Please respect copyright.PENANA3YK9rRidK2
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佢地喺音響入面,安裝一種會發出特殊聲波嘅發射器。101Please respect copyright.PENANAimANH4U17m
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當日鏡一出場唱歌,佢地叫人啟動發射器,釋放出一種高頻聲波。101Please respect copyright.PENANA3BRF5k5LhR
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呢種高頻電波耳仔係聽唔到,但卻會喺無形之間影響人嘅大腦,造成嚴重嘅神經錯亂。101Please respect copyright.PENANAr3o9RvMGRl
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神經比較敏感嘅人會俾呢種聲波影響,因而做出極暴力嘅行為。101Please respect copyright.PENANA6LPhZ9jhIf
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換句說話講,當日喺頒獎典禮上,令人變成喪屍嘅並唔係鏡仔嘅歌聲,而係呢種特殊嘅高頻聲波。101Please respect copyright.PENANAWiU727Reje
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事後佢地三個唱片公司老闆,出高價收買咗幾個專家,叫佢地將所有責任推卸喺鏡仔身上,再搵PR公司造成一輪反鏡熱潮。101Please respect copyright.PENANA4GgTGYefUb
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喺呢件事上,政府把關不力,信曬幾個專家嘅說話,將矛頭直指班鏡仔。101Please respect copyright.PENANAnijsOW8hGB
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之後成件事越搞越大,班鏡仔及其附屬公司最後亦都因此而收皮。101Please respect copyright.PENANAxTdSB4bAID
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「話時話,男團咁好搵,搞到我都想整返隊玩下,不過唔知改咩名好,你地有咩提議?」猩夢老闆問左右隔籬兩個老闆。101Please respect copyright.PENANA2wSfTZxFXh
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「不如叫『天堂鳥』?」華內老闆提議。101Please respect copyright.PENANAZD6Ub6I5SC
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鷹皇老闆就話:「唔係呀嘛,咁老土,我就話叫『Long 9』,寓意長長久久呀嘛!」101Please respect copyright.PENANAcjv4u6odRk
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「『Long 9』好喎!就叫呢個名啦!哈哈哈哈!」101Please respect copyright.PENANAiRSBKaPUqG
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「咁我都唔執輸,搞返女團玩下啦!」101Please respect copyright.PENANAHol5Szg8RY
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「阿羊你想玩女渣下話?」101Please respect copyright.PENANA3lcnbLyTxS
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「咁都俾你識穿咗!我自隊一杯!哈哈哈哈!」101Please respect copyright.PENANA8j4iBSzXuu
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三人哄堂大笑,飲酒作樂。101Please respect copyright.PENANAAcbT0A6xyh
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從此以後,樂壇再無鏡仔,只有「Long 9」。101Please respect copyright.PENANAQvA7KndUyC
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