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「喂阿華你有無搞錯呀!失咗業成個月,你仲有心情攤喺梳化碌電話嘅?」101Please respect copyright.PENANAVxpORsr2Nm
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「我啱先做完曬啲家務,諗住hea下啫。」101Please respect copyright.PENANAbm6ESJGsVI
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「好心你唔好淨係識得hea,俾啲心機搵工啦!」101Please respect copyright.PENANAwQdsqbc59D
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「咁我前前後後都send咗成百幾份CV出去,但份份都無回音,咁我可以點啫?」101Please respect copyright.PENANANyRMMvfwzD
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「咁你咪再send多百幾份出去囉,實有一份中架!」101Please respect copyright.PENANAB8t7dkWctX
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自從阿華咬死咗自己個老細,到依家已經失咗業一個月。101Please respect copyright.PENANALKNzZpxcfo
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佢失業咁耐,佢老婆就哦足佢咁耐。101Please respect copyright.PENANAWoW18u6ZUB
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講真,俾老婆日哦夜哦,呢種感覺真係仲衰過返工對住老細。101Please respect copyright.PENANAtPYH5xaDc6
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「我一早叫你學Ivy個老公咁,考多幾個牌旁下身,增值下自己,咁先唔會俾呢個社會淘汰,但你就成日懶懶閒,淨係識得打機、碌連登,家下搞到連工都搵唔到,真係無鬼用!」101Please respect copyright.PENANA5sGuN6KUTf
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阿華俾老婆省到一棟都無,條氣chok住chok住,101Please respect copyright.PENANAs36Nqt5eve
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而就喺呢個時候,窗外傳嚟一陣歌聲:「焫著焫著焫著焫~著」101Please respect copyright.PENANA5WJn2NEPRE
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佢地屋企位於低層而且對住馬路,時不時都會聽到汽車駛過嘅聲音。101Please respect copyright.PENANA2OgkLHoV4G
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依家就有架鏡粉嘅車,用喇叭好大聲咁播住鏡嘅歌。101Please respect copyright.PENANAFwJlPkxEqe
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「喂你棟喺度做咩呀!出面咁嘈,快啲閂窗啦!嗰陣我都叫你唔好貪平買低層架啦,你睇Ivy佢地買到三十樓咁高,都貴幾十萬渣嘛…」101Please respect copyright.PENANAaomrxyEz9w
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「Rauuughhh!!!!!」101Please respect copyright.PENANAMAyeLNdvZN
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阿華一秒之間變成喪心病狂嘅喪屍。101Please respect copyright.PENANApFM6RH2SgL
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佢咆哮一聲,對住自己老婆飛擒大咬。101Please respect copyright.PENANAcirohCSLdi
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「死佬你做咩啊!」101Please respect copyright.PENANADBb3pVvnLd
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阿華變成喪屍之後,淨係識得咆哮,但佢心入面其實係講緊:「仆街死啦八婆!」101Please respect copyright.PENANAVp8llZI29J
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佢將老婆撲跌喺地下,然後擘大口,對住對方個鼻,一啖咬落去。101Please respect copyright.PENANAY5TGp23jOl
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「啊!!!」101Please respect copyright.PENANAhnw1oC0muP
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佢老婆成個鼻俾阿華咬甩咗出嚟,流出嘅鮮血噴曬落阿華塊面度。101Please respect copyright.PENANAoaZmL8KhFB
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從結婚嗰日開始,直到近排失業,基本上每一日對住老婆都係家嘈屋閉,阿華呢啖氣忍咗咁耐,今次佢終於都可以一振夫綱!101Please respect copyright.PENANAQpwF0asG4X
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阿華怒喝一聲,心諗死八婆我忍撚夠你啦!101Please respect copyright.PENANAnUM1HjDYwU
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之後佢哄個頭埋去,對住對方條頸係咁咬,最後就鑒生咬死咗自己老婆。
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