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「喂阿華你有無搞錯呀！失咗業成個月，你仲有心情攤喺梳化碌電話嘅？」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALvvJMMdGO
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「我啱先做完曬啲家務，諗住hea下啫。」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVul2dmRT4
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「好心你唔好淨係識得hea，俾啲心機搵工啦！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBd1ETViDFF
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「咁我前前後後都send咗成百幾份CV出去，但份份都無回音，咁我可以點啫？」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD55OAwvfcS
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「咁你咪再send多百幾份出去囉，實有一份中架！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcmiL49nnX
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自從阿華咬死咗自己個老細，到依家已經失咗業一個月。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMWJHp8iRw
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佢失業咁耐，佢老婆就哦足佢咁耐。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAB7TsX3yUq
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講真，俾老婆日哦夜哦，呢種感覺真係仲衰過返工對住老細。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSePAjIQp2x
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「我一早叫你學Ivy個老公咁，考多幾個牌旁下身，增值下自己，咁先唔會俾呢個社會淘汰，但你就成日懶懶閒，淨係識得打機、碌連登，家下搞到連工都搵唔到，真係無鬼用！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BbiVPpCNj
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阿華俾老婆省到一棟都無，條氣chok住chok住，112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdilJgLWM5T
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而就喺呢個時候，窗外傳嚟一陣歌聲：「焫著焫著焫著焫~著」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiICx2WHTfi
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佢地屋企位於低層而且對住馬路，時不時都會聽到汽車駛過嘅聲音。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFNgi7YjrM
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依家就有架鏡粉嘅車，用喇叭好大聲咁播住鏡嘅歌。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xD5HE9oMx
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「喂你棟喺度做咩呀！出面咁嘈，快啲閂窗啦！嗰陣我都叫你唔好貪平買低層架啦，你睇Ivy佢地買到三十樓咁高，都貴幾十萬渣嘛…」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3emBqxHpl
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「Rauuughhh！！！！！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8axCCz9pvR
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阿華一秒之間變成喪心病狂嘅喪屍。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMnieHAQSQ
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佢咆哮一聲，對住自己老婆飛擒大咬。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt6LQ44tAt
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「死佬你做咩啊！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1KgYCgMZn
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阿華變成喪屍之後，淨係識得咆哮，但佢心入面其實係講緊：「仆街死啦八婆！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB882BDZnu
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佢將老婆撲跌喺地下，然後擘大口，對住對方個鼻，一啖咬落去。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKnygnmaFP
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「啊！！！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFhzmGeDfO
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佢老婆成個鼻俾阿華咬甩咗出嚟，流出嘅鮮血噴曬落阿華塊面度。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMH3GzXdTr
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從結婚嗰日開始，直到近排失業，基本上每一日對住老婆都係家嘈屋閉，阿華呢啖氣忍咗咁耐，今次佢終於都可以一振夫綱！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLlC6KtPhl
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阿華怒喝一聲，心諗死八婆我忍撚夠你啦！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiHiAKfwrK
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之後佢哄個頭埋去，對住對方條頸係咁咬，最後就鑒生咬死咗自己老婆。
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然後按「加至主畫面」