Current Mood, always! - 一個很無聊的英文冷笑話ww

One day, a stranger guy saw a beautiful girl on the street,

(有一天，一個陌生男子在路上看到一個美麗的女孩)

so he came over to her then he said :

(所以他走過去然後對她說:)

" Hey! You wanna have some fun with daddy? "

("嘿 ! 想和叔叔我一起找點樂子嗎?")

The girl said : " Hell No ! "*

(那女孩說: "鬼才要咧!")2284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmNqKB4N94

Then the guy said : " Oh! So you wanna heaven! It's good cus i can make you feel so high like in heaven!"2284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh7Ot6HhbA

(然後那男子說: "喔 ! 所以你想要當天堂裡的天使囉! 叔叔我可以讓你嗨到像在天堂裡喔~")2284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkWbtTpbjN

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*註 : Hell no! 是英文口語的說法，就意旨"我才不要~"的感覺；而 hell 指的是"地獄"，所以直譯就成"不要地獄"的意思。2284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19BD04E0Gf

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因為昨天看到一個節目，那集主題就用英文來講冷笑話，而看著看著我就想到這個無聊的雙關語笑話，我自己想的XD (但這梗感覺在國外不少人都有用過ww)2284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C8W09aES2

但我這應該還算還好，那集裡面的每個笑話都很冷XDD2284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHl9WIoaKZ

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