【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzwZqx2EtK
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZXShjVmTO
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrMREY50fL
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMlFqulr1L
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtT6tF0RC6
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MnIcPlgFT
席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UVBa28iDG
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1dvzN90ca
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8GOAgbqud
席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MMs7YDYjQ
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfARunuaHp
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bumn2GXCx
席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu8boNEMN2
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldUnNXZxtS
泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkDpI8TFnY
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhcDYZliVX
都快大學畢業了還小？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5lJhtOLgq
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDhJKINkYp
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprCz6DBTBR
泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m2bDLe1qv
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1jU4KNNvg
席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr18MuJqal2
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn96mga6cA
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QH5MGlEiE
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN0x65dmNd
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq6ycNVOvs
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Drks7SGay
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OBXnSpKOp
【艾登x凌小兔】582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mIuCm3dxi
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPshKYGvAD
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O7pHxRBWj
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZR8jBFyWL1
「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c8yKaAErd
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJx4sLqFZd
「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmMxk4XChJ
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwGMu7VXpp
一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ujEIw4iu3
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY5MTdwiwF
「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGu2Rj2lbB
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小兔QAQ582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DcucnKL8X
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErULnAHonX
「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmac32sh0yZ
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUry5bPN6N
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4I1mLRy81
——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnhfOOszSM
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXk2qu1aYm
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbeqRRBzbh
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv88LXerBe
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj6nYLtsoT
【艾登x泰特斯】582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4tLc2tWnK
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIkIEu3o0y
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeLHZBUVLN
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx6ZZIsYrt
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3CScjb2wR
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBzaRpHuLj
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPuUwENfCo
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDPIKsbg4u
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLZwutdWkg
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHj5Rn2hlo
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFIIAl3qbO
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU4D8UhnMa
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uRkihjSIm
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgEpWKtPuI
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q5bB2K1Hb
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrv9tmr1oPp
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyNhf4lRHJ
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYjScktEa9
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKJnRjfCnn
「泰——我愛你！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMsNR2KaXA
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEbOh3ukUq
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7Ws9kpRrI
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ycOTvAlgf
「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7EUubLUEm
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKRouo0vUK
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgrZv154uA
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「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOc6iXxGhG
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6cKQL6zrp
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfdaXX02dh
結論：太重口作者不行（＃582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWHAHXtgQ7
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582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HNSdKqxVV
【付墨x貝兒】582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6jRBBcexU
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm2cTTCMKc
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc82xfzn51
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkxQ8RdYL5
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa1T8pcqBn
「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMgfxWmRU8
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxPqARHIBZ
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8NdnjQCgi
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7x7VP8EkH
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLfo0kyi4a
直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOlVrFBRMy
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvrOlMNP2c
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQole3hbu1U
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpqU7BkAsz
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzVdCyftec
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5RqeMgITV
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJ5aCg2fdw
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuQmzAF2RG
「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9IjJA8HAS
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBT0spAZWd
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZlSiALcJx
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKbgYvPAbf
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4CPNIxtfx
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKEFlKRde9
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEiY63G1gQ
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBaIbEvQZT
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ753qOszeeN
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayfuHu78lN
貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0MGKLHf73
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRyaHbY88M
「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMArjshi7V
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0wkHS2x7w
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「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW9Uqa3zmV
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NnWzce1eE
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8m2vScgjz
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hxR78widV
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJqGQRnrbI
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE2gNS1Pws
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMchDJDyId
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTJfVyFjrw
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hNX8VtJAV
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OuT2UWUiR
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xhPSRPTf8
傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHEhMLpb72
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJR1edhavm
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ok2QoeBfy
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt3dW9WY4v
「我哥說……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJo1aQzDbN
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKY4FhAxwr
付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9qLwh8JuE
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqX9zqerl9m
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5aD7RhdAU
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXkUD8fInK
「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQae5BYxjy
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ720vgiTIWm
——結局同一（抹臉582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oj9RBBG0Q
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLjBAT6euV
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUCJyHDQR6
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05W9bqh27i
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqy54Ply6h
【艾登x貝兒】582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnOkkscGu4
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpRQ6CGFHV
「小貝兒——」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV9sWb7hbo
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ICEVK3ONp
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy9XnfBkZd
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCqm4xp1Oo
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbgQJYhMvE
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN2GxWcFnM
「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLiZrAcBb4
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIcV3D54uB
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VRbK7wZjg
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVrw0HvLhl
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnT2f2JkoA
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSctvu5Vgd
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWl7kMuaKA
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlApigJxmSu
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6tUoMRg4j
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艾登：「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsyCdNoZCA
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiddCCAtCza
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFOQ5esZ6M
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFAfiLELCU
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wrjFOoNtN
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgl8WT4myCA
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艾登：「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsi0mZlQkf
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvZcJzX59s
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOeHfVQPbR
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3rhVGR1dm
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKULYQ7c5ZT
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEOGbadRhv
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艾登：「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiKF69pH4Z
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s9jFNC0cz
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6IZ4fq7QD
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdHRZXNBZY
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxKpMJCSSs
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIajW8JBcP
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYX6hn2ZYC
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaa3ov33Q6
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艾登：「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE5YYnuItH
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO6oOrIHVm
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzOTHYC0x6
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【艾登x汪一全】582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSUOf1PVFS
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2fuh1qnyE
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAzubMtm52
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bTqkfNckO
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpvvov5rGy
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全叔氣絕。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OUuWolRRg
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD03fS6DMt
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE6Kl71ME9
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【席倫x貝兒】582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k9cDoUQwD
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRT0JC1YKs
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倫：「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ661DMPRYLL
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貝：「……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkskyj8SF3q
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0cWjvo4My
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7LP82D68T
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrXADm1V2Z
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Happy New Year！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALsqAKTmr5
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcJfpI9MQ6
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLnCkZRTJb
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