【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBUPNOZ7vf
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP63MKl6J9p
新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxHFtm17km
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqlXXtTmIv
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGkbr7zvOc
席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4WlAhQwvt
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LE2j6BO0a
泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeexNjljVO
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS10vYNey9a
席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9S3hA4xas
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliHxPj5F7w
泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ8YAxv93a
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7twqCG9JX
席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn4eZIZzFT
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgePSZdeute
泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYCBu3xEC1
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUQPG9oZ54
席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3siq9gZqxQ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DZLoTCLkU
泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjh40l9Vai
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcSoUBLUuF
都快大學畢業了還小？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqqMaX20kI
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDs4w4KXZq
席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRPQtugfVA
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZfsIhYgaG
泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJmygv5glh
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo0dhJwfXG
席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfpf1r168z
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn9OyT4G9q
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBxS1vGb4L
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotoV4JGSmn
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdALDsDpNHt
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEitgcNYRov
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq601ffjvr
【艾登x凌小兔】876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOmN6Q01q4
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Osh6jabET
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQvoliZ2p6
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwhgAFDp1u
「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F54e8EDpT
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCikilsZbQ6
「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckwppiNPHx
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfVpapSTSx
一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfO7njhdjJ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWbwTHSOgD
「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ950M8TIbuG
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVBkgoL0rH
小兔QAQ876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CKqJK4Dbx
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT34CwsBUO
「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvveITyt0Q
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6JWKzvySe
「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR1AhJfKt8
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRyVjxGhmU
——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViRL3HD0cH
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNm2hOeBvu
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGQjTBJTRu
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d4m9GPW7J
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIovTo2hcv
【艾登x泰特斯】876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0DuBATaum
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrHus29FoY
泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBbakLxQ64
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WHtBlSeC9
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkh3XpVdPW
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLeE8O5clD
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7B8Bdkx7D
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTI9A2Eguw
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zgsa32Fpb
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc155ZYb912
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBzD5dqql5
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuyvCHbhWt
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLCM2F4i3I
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsm08oPe9a
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5H9EYqIHt
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx38t4wNd3
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQw6Swae1SZ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs6KB3f9FL
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAa82KTYxh
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42ve1uzg51
「泰——我愛你！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3o7wYSfEh
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MvhzbK6lL
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYTr75adc6
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa18jYLOJXp
「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8iKpQMQxR
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr6X8Cz3qJ
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYmNNsyuW5
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1ZS7L0GIy
「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7TCgyLQpM
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf6uXnFbTy
——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjB6OeVCFh
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFwod3Xtaq
結論：太重口作者不行（＃876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUTSGPIDgg
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876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmDAtcmqNu
【付墨x貝兒】876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqObE28B1a
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlgoxME7B9
「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK2RVJu7EN
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQRIDDhvgB
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUHrEY46lI
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9Q7KgCbhW
「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOvW2R5H5c
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIkjTKs0Ze
吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxemVaO7ix
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf2SuuGTpk
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBhbprwAb9
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxWKIFoGYL
直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbUyrGYuJg
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMK6CjE3ro
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbErmZCRNJH
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmqvKtHm6Z
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DVb32cADu
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfL3hw1OPc
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY9Rb3DGYg
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6C8deVuAA
「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaKDDt0DZg
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXCKF8Ys3B
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA7aJ32045
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfCu707qV9
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosaIsvf7PF
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz5dJ9INXN
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNJY4uW3Sy
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor3CPh8qtj
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOepQ2WbQu
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOstSBBG121
貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8gi19yECR
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzhVhv6hfE
「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1Q8ZYE8OR
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fNuvxRYx4
「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJiLpbBEJc
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdFR6DYZpR
「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6soETPTjo
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVJ7FWlKbx
怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zd59DAw0F
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgJ2Akegkc
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8g6WgQK8F
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHqtkh1OkU
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTKpTpweHK
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ75hI9sxf
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbyBge8Ltr
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBo7U1RxPw
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGaFnt4Sn9
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkvUJrN2gf
傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWY5yAiK61
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqNRs3PzTj
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpG3MW5G8D
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jm4cFVCIG
「我哥說……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KLEGPeCSg
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc0KEhDe4T
付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFhYwuwutn
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlniAfxWAjR
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5MQjpf5qX
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyU4wr0DfRx
「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAj1ed95FJ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgrkltllOM
——結局同一（抹臉876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztMiIbda15
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArTrpVjn5V
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KodQNrWfS
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ho2TrTH1f
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgdmNmEBgZ
【艾登x貝兒】876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezmYpqvOYD
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0aQAyw2Tj
「小貝兒——」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf7LET4Cmu
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLWTk7Uev0
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jlB48CEuW
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ8Qb7V8oz
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKJDcX4dXx
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWLjRo48Ec
「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodBSWz1JIS
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjMAZeUJlI
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuyy7ZGNl9
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qXkCrSMn1
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAslOpulIa
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRKRhe14qa
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIZnrARTuK
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnxOhWGk60
「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWst79TICHY
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtvVD7XCS2
「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidyRHtRHkQ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78sTXMz4p9
艾登：「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQbrD1ZKuT
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA1UrvWUcJ
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY82j6QNQD
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI585MisZ88
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gMLxw3r4d
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSvchTDYoI
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艾登：「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEs2Ie2mv2
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3JBhcOFWc
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlCCH47WcT
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NvKLgfv27
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiXUaxDdL8
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGzaFDnkTP
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艾登：「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFD4aUp6mP
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX1S6XByDi
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JQ39j4shU
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8STCsfeLL
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UDUKzRaP8
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacc17kSrwT
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7KqpUHaqY
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuURc6ftlN0
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艾登：「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP49su5e66F
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkoZAXLs4A
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynHVuN2Bwb
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【艾登x汪一全】876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtsLcmeWar
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRsgJltmA6
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5L7J791jQ
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH8ABMRzDZ
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE1OQDAATn
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全叔氣絕。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBWY6fJBxp
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZhMbJzFSX
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdtXg4wz23
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【席倫x貝兒】876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwMsHW0SG4
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrl0SpJGKW
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倫：「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplIREfgHpp
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貝：「……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8MAJvQXRz
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAuonfTnZo
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mEGsHL3Tb
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVumBOxtzp
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Happy New Year！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Lq3OXR2Ox
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmsT3gegUO
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxW0z2CuVX
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 01.01.2017
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