【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwi87aNxAOp
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijKnemugAs
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUqKC6C5Ws
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsf2HQY8ZO
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJKkbN2R2N
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnEbO44bkc
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlUL92ixZb
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGJlIDRgcA
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rX3yVVZxT
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsUnCBlZ0x
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t3J26R2Jm
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都快大學畢業了還小？615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeZUgnlfrV
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqOph9mf37
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh06ghqgbn
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD4HzAVbYN
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Gp2l7lWP9
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8KCtM78DP
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【艾登x凌小兔】615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5eUHLb9T6
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「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrpIrkCGjF
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny64IBVlmH
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fxkXtZduf
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBmf2zqVtp
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcjzvYkYRl
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小兔QAQ615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVPvWUsyBv
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk5ZdemRps
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso7fvYBO1e
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqzjFbjjMM
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結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbVjNNZj3d
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【艾登x泰特斯】615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumnXwlxahX
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbghGQ7RY0
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艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGnk0isvvJ
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58sN7LySXH
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艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknSbpivRLE
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泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyBzJzMRJy
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艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSkMrQw6jg
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泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTy3PKxfwH
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艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ2BgtSmei
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兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcCHMMdF6j
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「泰——我愛你！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWOGcC70to
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艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcjhHRuWVu
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcwUrakBe3
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKRkhtjPWq
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWPExiIs3P
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4akZ5hpTX1
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【付墨x貝兒】615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm828dJIPu
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBMtx764RB
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貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00A5peXoqY
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzARw7wtQnb
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYQGNIMo7P
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「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISSSNXJRkn
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EpRHjsFz5
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隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo0Yym3mAk
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貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZY1rPBvTc
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付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiA86jGpj3Q
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcExzCC6cNH
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囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkvdaPu7eV
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付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInsyLCh0vB
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貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbYqqA9OZs
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付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBii8AGXZra
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHsiI42Ou4
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrAHicnJ5O
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt26bID3zU
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7LIjdfWs9
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqamWc0Habo
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESuNamBHqA
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HvbrJBmWL
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貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGKhhljp6Q
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZpTaiGzG0
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付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhJWEh52Zy
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「我哥說……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU17LwjAU9
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqhi8PiN2U
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於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFg88XMhrH
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「……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WPMVbjtZ2
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——結局同一（抹臉615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnUGySX8aq
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQFfmFrVp6
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【艾登x貝兒】615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaX3QEPjs9
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「小貝兒——」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGj282LUQL
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCE93I6u50F
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「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED339y9Cpu
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJEkMkTJhQ
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xcvqjxnmj
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「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCD9jvbFjE
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「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC08fFMXcgm
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9s1AhBxIB
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL6gO9vJAS
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艾登：「……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHh3EIg3lu
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYAzist8kG
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEMTaj99Ye
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgVBVTo7Wd
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyXUnu5CBE
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMoyoaelPU
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG8sMVWcZO
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtsV6DTCE0
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCrNXcz1qU
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhgXxtJh07
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyWqjpwR2h
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艾登：「……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W5gZzHkyS
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplEOrfLL36
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR3e5Wlkro
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYBlnLJQdC
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee51vOP41n
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM4cbW99Rk
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk647lxtcim
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ1Njtkrm4
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艾登：「……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryPdc7Kr87
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNnT5TcnGd
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlbyjqwMNW
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS955tCMvRq
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO3IVx7wqf
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztCdgNVus6
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNfY35iJuh
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全叔氣絕。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9O4UBQ6aX
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLKOXKO4X0
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumCccP0p5b
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy7vZP0K0t
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倫：「……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvllgiwyGGX
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貝：「……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtv35sWJ2Y
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoJiWuoEEO
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RTph4YfcG
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsiWxuz36R
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