【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI72JyWNYv
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhTfxSPM9H
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UWisVEsWL
【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgJJRPWFwf
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAKtdbnXvb
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxQ3KtnztO
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl2P2sikgB
席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgb8helBr3
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbVeEJr2Rj
泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoXMNRoLQZ
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMNetYf7eF
席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq8DftUWP4
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWMDDI7RJE
泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEC6E80f2L
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLNdjLxq4U
席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ljZBsfq5N
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTR4TR6Phu
泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kNt3sPDic
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjulVkG8Fe
都快大學畢業了還小？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUIiSojpdP
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbWZgy6zAc
席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CweYF0G93
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFjr7iQmKV
泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMDdTSKLZ5
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs6cnZNqgO
席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLbszqXsUj
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY2V52tNSV
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBLWu36A98
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfrmHTFqUS
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpUDlA29KZ
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0qCwfAFx0
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ3h2oTP9z
【艾登x凌小兔】581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4HxPyCwHA
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tqPqtxDwf
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqjHCKVYz4
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LNJiqq4w5
「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEcEPb2fuo
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9osNExagQ
「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMsLoWfiPs
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxvmNv2ZBk
一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71VmhaxXXL
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiUoNlV3pr
「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ae54bBRc7
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcviDKpMWiE
小兔QAQ581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrexHKY7sNL
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuWtl7GMtc
「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGhEufKImI
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa2e2NDLBG
「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK4DgbPni4
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrubWWBjwQq
——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM6XqOa17f
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHFSn0CYGg
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw64jWL1xQ
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCgcS17AJU
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPB9jquPdw
【艾登x泰特斯】581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbfvKvCCbj
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEVhWYyEDf
泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRX3F92mk4
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qhq4cKeG6
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnkPC60bl3
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n9vhDXOo5
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ99oP7Ot0V
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ7kILNcbv
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXxZpPxJrY
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA7kNZl6IT
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7RYJRxI4n
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVYYhylXeW
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXAebUNf0J
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoDcuVp1cR
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFK8g9955W
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0RZixusxd
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOUGYby98h
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ4RXibdNY
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUHxzLhjII
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu7Z4mvEHy
「泰——我愛你！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6J3yRzhto
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA44vKmp1AO
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvUDVX5y72
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJe8fZQHU2
「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikJvPX8AWi
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZq93XipxF
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPPgl1PHNy
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZS2w4XO9P
「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy31ISS9lB5
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLmWd5nZZs
——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroX5QF7aBb
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUw289NJjv
結論：太重口作者不行（＃581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGTrIrrEta
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE8FV1TnyA
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【付墨x貝兒】581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIzeKtA9KW
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLJn87gQYa
「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyigWiqjA01
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwJwwgfYSb
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNpV0ErAml
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcma9cKrxjA
「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfigOSPwEH
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3al4NrtZ6c
吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡha0xHYUEbh
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4rBKXO9UR
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xakWBxx1l
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhIgHUDRhT
直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYYolWj7Jn
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERaeSA5GJf
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9sj60lpfz
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV148ksKW0j
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPGIc3DIf8
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwt1VH1RuR
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiz0Z8Lzjf
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbxiiiSwfr
「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH3v4nqR1E
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDeNxe47y2
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdINWzCE00
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD0slyb0D9
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJby1ULEww
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSM0DRnTWt
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xjOZxjfhu
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4Zu90kYGB
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwl6Ys0fUX
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4Wjb3qpHX
貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr8wtSjGzj
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26mYLuLXVf
「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByZJWhClrj
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZjXsAKtyr
「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ2hoSReLc
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NGEprnuef
「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaAh2hWVIK
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXygVUIKuvi
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyPtkqZPQy
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5rz4Kpggo
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG5FuilYL5
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisu9vLduHT
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8d49xFUjM
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbEoDX3mWy
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWSyo4FExj
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OA48Jxtru
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuCVlX95Hw
傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy4cNCQGJF
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAn5Nz5zlP
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bKzxisVZ9
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXdczBiTzN
「我哥說……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4tHhuFmjP
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR8fnBmJ0k
付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfOAf2M48v
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqoHHuRzRr
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMWdlVJRim
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwkXIQhhFB
「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANnsa60iWH
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtWUwPZX5i
——結局同一（抹臉581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0emU7yrQo
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTFD25sy68
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oBvVroyhB
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNf6RPj2lp
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2FOsob1W5
【艾登x貝兒】581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrTPmcP28a
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lWgtdHxzc
「小貝兒——」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLaJBbfYLo
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEHm7IKQdG
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iHWwNTkrD
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W4RwiKmmY
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjTEZFSwSs
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdeYXqWkrG
「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ETKEU4A60
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN06x8Ufro
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu3YHvN5jW
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHYNpoxiB2
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCHQOjdHeK
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWwZeYiZQa
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2xhFYTa0d
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhamKifr7fF
「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSxLZ3L1C9
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3mwhS00uC
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艾登：「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN36hSRX6x
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtk6AbKhmS
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoBiD8nACg
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUkgDd4Dmm
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQrZgTFSFT
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGxhjeb5fb
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艾登：「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA37tQTTKFn
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHVGy1Imr6
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBB5BPHKgS
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh8xAuXyU0
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErnnGB8lHG
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsdDhWLPmC
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艾登：「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDhJXvGEkE
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0e2ue0JS4
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGIy8qjZv7
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gTIFTftXK
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW0hkGaEyP
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oXXJPv5XY
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5z5Y2NY1A
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXd7DtQmzO
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艾登：「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrMMLqKKUo
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztqlni3htx
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjofLuqMRfx
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【艾登x汪一全】581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7piiKAc9A
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE9QsUd95H
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzjZnDRkUf
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CJw3rKE7i
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMpYErzUQn
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全叔氣絕。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnMOvbRyK7
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCsrNkxvHz
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRs8w3aD4t
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【席倫x貝兒】581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehdHdhMLoF
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgGX2FOxe9
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倫：「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf6ojX2BUG
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貝：「……」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw5OCMo4re
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLuRqZyGjZ
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6cKBJaXgF
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxSUWUSRdb
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2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvVlTziX1W
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv9ZzDL7s4
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