读者们好,我就是死神飘零。517Please respect copyright.PENANAmoSi0fDTxV
打从我出生的第一天起,我就开始执行我的工作了。517Please respect copyright.PENANA7mi2Wipjj8
只要做满了100年,我就能升天了。517Please respect copyright.PENANAV2jU643ZF4
平时有空的时候,我都在街上溜达。517Please respect copyright.PENANAcpCKoRkjbc
你别看我平时带走生命的时候都很邪恶,其实我是善良的。517Please respect copyright.PENANAhaC3fwSpIr
有一次我在街上溜达时,碰见了一位被几个身材高大魁梧的少年欺负时,517Please respect copyright.PENANAZtouJxTSDd
我让他们中风,全身瘫痪在床了。517Please respect copyright.PENANA41Bsb0TibF
其实,你不要以为我每次都很空闲去伸张正义,其实死神这个职位是很忙的。517Please respect copyright.PENANAPXJvQAwppn
我每天都要到世界各地去带走生命,带走成千上万的生命。517Please respect copyright.PENANAcAQcGp8iE8
出于文化与语言的影响,有时候还会不知要如何与那些亡灵们沟通 ,517Please respect copyright.PENANAuqeuAst2MF
导致了我还要去进修各国的语言。517Please respect copyright.PENANAMw1DeaakcC
有时候,当固执上帝不满人类时,硬是要发动了天灾人祸,517Please respect copyright.PENANAI52WuhcvcC
导致,了一堆生物死亡,517Please respect copyright.PENANANW2o3JZnDb
还到我们死神根本没有休息的时间。(不要告诉祂哦)517Please respect copyright.PENANAevOkYKytWY
每当海啸发生时,我又要加班了;517Please respect copyright.PENANA0KOvtNQ6Qn
每当地震发生时,我又要加班了;517Please respect copyright.PENANAcXq5GSWK5Z
每当瘟疫发生时,我又要加班了;517Please respect copyright.PENANA0b3xfXoYAR
每当人类发动战争时,我又要加班了;517Please respect copyright.PENANAO5HxlcyMTO
搞到我们一点休息时间都没有。叹啊~517Please respect copyright.PENANAvvrligb7H3
每次,当我要把生命带往天堂或地狱时,517Please respect copyright.PENANA4E9MPkdc89
只能带他们乘坐我那小小辆,破烂不堪,只能承载三人的小船,517Please respect copyright.PENANAy9DelNwm9s
害的我要不停地来回人间与天堂地狱。517Please respect copyright.PENANAkGhJElEfK4
要是上谁能烧一艘渡轮给我多么好啊!我一定会感激他的!517Please respect copyright.PENANAIOVo764JeR
有时候,为了增加收入,我不得不去人间打工。517Please respect copyright.PENANAqKcF1OcOfN
出于对种植的喜爱,我们死神都去稻田打工了。517Please respect copyright.PENANAT12Ruv7Zj6
所以,你们看到的死神都带着一把镰刀是因为他们要到稻田去收割了。517Please respect copyright.PENANAd01RLcS87y
这就是我们死神的日常生活。517Please respect copyright.PENANAMZA1yEpJYw
真的很辛苦的。517Please respect copyright.PENANAqmGCFjWdsz
所以,你们不要再畏惧我们了,517Please respect copyright.PENANA1GOKNLrYsW
死亡只是生命的其中一个过程而已。
所以,
不要再去投诉,害我们失业,517Please respect copyright.PENANAlPz7A41N1P
不要随便发动战争,517Please respect copyright.PENANAUd8DPVwQxT
不要再玩火自焚了,517Please respect copyright.PENANADaJrecqp5v
不要在自杀了。517Please respect copyright.PENANAc3EqnwchzQ
求求你们,我们死神真的很忙的。517Please respect copyright.PENANA153M9bo7iS
我们的生命只有短短的一百五十年。517Please respect copyright.PENANAXJNLWiiRe3
当中的一百年都拿来服侍你们了。517Please respect copyright.PENANAzzHFxZqVDa
就此。517Please respect copyright.PENANALZeJn2ug4t
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哦,还有哦,我现在可能就站在你旁边。