读者们好,我就是死神飘零。668Please respect copyright.PENANA7auygGCUN4
打从我出生的第一天起,我就开始执行我的工作了。668Please respect copyright.PENANAwMuCvXSQFE
只要做满了100年,我就能升天了。668Please respect copyright.PENANAxOW1ixp2FE
平时有空的时候,我都在街上溜达。668Please respect copyright.PENANA5ea06He43L
你别看我平时带走生命的时候都很邪恶,其实我是善良的。668Please respect copyright.PENANAlj4TYGdWPW
有一次我在街上溜达时,碰见了一位被几个身材高大魁梧的少年欺负时,668Please respect copyright.PENANAe61JKyFOQz
我让他们中风,全身瘫痪在床了。668Please respect copyright.PENANAwiaZljptDM
其实,你不要以为我每次都很空闲去伸张正义,其实死神这个职位是很忙的。668Please respect copyright.PENANA0f1sPPhHJg
我每天都要到世界各地去带走生命,带走成千上万的生命。668Please respect copyright.PENANAs3ltpqO7gX
出于文化与语言的影响,有时候还会不知要如何与那些亡灵们沟通 ,668Please respect copyright.PENANAkxcatmD7UH
导致了我还要去进修各国的语言。668Please respect copyright.PENANApczQQsTsPM
有时候,当固执上帝不满人类时,硬是要发动了天灾人祸,668Please respect copyright.PENANAP8V0Zzzyoi
导致,了一堆生物死亡,668Please respect copyright.PENANAFMFniDSV5m
还到我们死神根本没有休息的时间。(不要告诉祂哦)668Please respect copyright.PENANA2acDpW5W8I
每当海啸发生时,我又要加班了;668Please respect copyright.PENANAT9Y1Svj1Gv
每当地震发生时,我又要加班了;668Please respect copyright.PENANAMERYoY9KBj
每当瘟疫发生时,我又要加班了;668Please respect copyright.PENANAs97cAMKIHI
每当人类发动战争时,我又要加班了;668Please respect copyright.PENANASHPiTZWGdQ
搞到我们一点休息时间都没有。叹啊~668Please respect copyright.PENANAngdTiTlioc
每次,当我要把生命带往天堂或地狱时,668Please respect copyright.PENANAEXooHUMYLh
只能带他们乘坐我那小小辆,破烂不堪,只能承载三人的小船,668Please respect copyright.PENANAHkoKfzb8dL
害的我要不停地来回人间与天堂地狱。668Please respect copyright.PENANA2aGoV7opWA
要是上谁能烧一艘渡轮给我多么好啊!我一定会感激他的!668Please respect copyright.PENANA1RnJxjTHNt
有时候,为了增加收入,我不得不去人间打工。668Please respect copyright.PENANAi79zuxEwGd
出于对种植的喜爱,我们死神都去稻田打工了。668Please respect copyright.PENANANk7rrIUmuQ
所以,你们看到的死神都带着一把镰刀是因为他们要到稻田去收割了。668Please respect copyright.PENANAkFkKsijV43
这就是我们死神的日常生活。668Please respect copyright.PENANAZopA1Ri7VE
真的很辛苦的。668Please respect copyright.PENANAtWqQNcFnsg
所以,你们不要再畏惧我们了,668Please respect copyright.PENANAIppcNzIKIJ
死亡只是生命的其中一个过程而已。
所以,
不要再去投诉,害我们失业,668Please respect copyright.PENANAUu8rZijJMF
不要随便发动战争,668Please respect copyright.PENANAglCHU6IDlP
不要再玩火自焚了,668Please respect copyright.PENANAEiJ4o36rCR
不要在自杀了。668Please respect copyright.PENANAu80L7RtITj
求求你们,我们死神真的很忙的。668Please respect copyright.PENANA6oBwO0QAR9
我们的生命只有短短的一百五十年。668Please respect copyright.PENANAylfon7Y6UV
当中的一百年都拿来服侍你们了。668Please respect copyright.PENANA83MRF5MrhB
就此。668Please respect copyright.PENANAYkqGET51ya
668Please respect copyright.PENANAD4JQIYllAI
哦,还有哦,我现在可能就站在你旁边。