極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版51Please respect copyright.PENANANjlMv92yjj
‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~51Please respect copyright.PENANA6820rIZ1To
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?51Please respect copyright.PENANANbmjYHCeBz
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**正文開始**51Please respect copyright.PENANAi3k33RDKeB
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某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvzi4pZ0p9H
51Please respect copyright.PENANAMyUVedHXlN
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……51Please respect copyright.PENANAwyfAZ83a9A
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…… 51Please respect copyright.PENANAEJ5XBZcWhs
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洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。51Please respect copyright.PENANAc9AregGBdw
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黎沚:欸?51Please respect copyright.PENANAvaO8ELzjXX
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ51Please respect copyright.PENANAU65VHVfddt
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版51Please respect copyright.PENANAhH9hlXAfu1
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)51Please respect copyright.PENANAYQbV5ZXs2c
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死51Please respect copyright.PENANAVzxrxg82tz
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**正文開始**51Please respect copyright.PENANANvqO9VGa7b
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「洛安……洛安……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAw8Wfcx30LC
51Please respect copyright.PENANAd96TM90wGJ
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdQWzbbBmdn
51Please respect copyright.PENANAmizGIgptKy
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAR6APHJSkqI
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「你又是怎麼進來的……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAmDpGh0FBKb
51Please respect copyright.PENANACYmeuEg5iL
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?51Please respect copyright.PENANAVsBZzPgcYM
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明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIyBcIE1idx
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKhPCfEWE4W
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAtKIKNlPAmf
51Please respect copyright.PENANAWACQBHkjsz
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIbvxiVBXxH
51Please respect copyright.PENANA4nyOqUXQgP
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。51Please respect copyright.PENANABabNLd0SFH
51Please respect copyright.PENANAbzocz5Z04g
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。51Please respect copyright.PENANAs8juFjcqp0
51Please respect copyright.PENANABJmuBF88Vv
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」51Please respect copyright.PENANADuF5CLRuBj
51Please respect copyright.PENANARsoYLcHT4i
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。51Please respect copyright.PENANAEe5K6xsuZB
51Please respect copyright.PENANAi4VDiPB3oz
「喂!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA2jSU2flgu9
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKtyo10D3X6
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5jLIQ1doUT
51Please respect copyright.PENANAgG9dLrIinM
!51Please respect copyright.PENANAfm7O3ZdSw1
51Please respect copyright.PENANAeca4T9pXMC
──他看見了什麼!51Please respect copyright.PENANAoOSZQblY1g
51Please respect copyright.PENANARQXo9eernO
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。51Please respect copyright.PENANApzWHMiDdaJ
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而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……51Please respect copyright.PENANA4t30J7SsrV
51Please respect copyright.PENANAhD5AIoBLg0
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2BkCnQggpC
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKu5S0m8l7i
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9OkVlFBAo9
51Please respect copyright.PENANAcQGGc0Psaw
……是很像。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2MoQeaeghO
51Please respect copyright.PENANAvNmWS2mofV
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──51Please respect copyright.PENANA761wvaY5vf
51Please respect copyright.PENANA7LVyTv4P6h
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……51Please respect copyright.PENANAEMqgM1srNc
51Please respect copyright.PENANAbbRUnM5rHS
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。51Please respect copyright.PENANALB6Sj2Z9hi
51Please respect copyright.PENANAJGctlXWKYI
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvjGW5jTNQS
51Please respect copyright.PENANAfBTMoe7C4R
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAdOyD7qL0If
51Please respect copyright.PENANAFejiZEWIOi
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。51Please respect copyright.PENANAc1vcHykCZO
51Please respect copyright.PENANAo7NLkxzGFQ
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOVDoCnfrvK
51Please respect copyright.PENANAAKJHJYTpYK
「……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAMPZL8p8tPq
51Please respect copyright.PENANApzJPPBkZWF
「……」51Please respect copyright.PENANA7jOKPTkYSs
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相顧無言。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIrRt6hRIMx
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「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」51Please respect copyright.PENANAeh90mnIOBT
51Please respect copyright.PENANAG2hfBDlJIh
拜託重點不是這個吧!51Please respect copyright.PENANALplkRYJR9t
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─END─51Please respect copyright.PENANAlaJDOkrLG6
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51Please respect copyright.PENANARuBgRjgrlT
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‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~51Please respect copyright.PENANA6820rIZ1To
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?51Please respect copyright.PENANANbmjYHCeBz
51Please respect copyright.PENANABvnc4w3xku
51Please respect copyright.PENANAPxyHjuVIti
51Please respect copyright.PENANAkrGu9BS3Qc
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51Please respect copyright.PENANA7LQHYinfTc
**正文開始**51Please respect copyright.PENANAi3k33RDKeB
51Please respect copyright.PENANAAQH2wdM8UX
51Please respect copyright.PENANAgCbYzA3Kfg
51Please respect copyright.PENANAEpNct1WkTT
某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvzi4pZ0p9H
51Please respect copyright.PENANAMyUVedHXlN
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……51Please respect copyright.PENANAwyfAZ83a9A
51Please respect copyright.PENANAlPNieUM9CA
…… 51Please respect copyright.PENANAEJ5XBZcWhs
51Please respect copyright.PENANAK9l6UyQzqN
51Please respect copyright.PENANAhdVU86tsco
洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。51Please respect copyright.PENANAc9AregGBdw
51Please respect copyright.PENANA4rPWhSNj1A
黎沚:欸?51Please respect copyright.PENANAvaO8ELzjXX
51Please respect copyright.PENANAMfMZLqLj7Z
51Please respect copyright.PENANAEN1ZBZBLo8
51Please respect copyright.PENANApLb6NsPxgV
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─END─51Please respect copyright.PENANAOrnBPByN95
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51Please respect copyright.PENANAp4etyiYxxI
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ51Please respect copyright.PENANAU65VHVfddt
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版51Please respect copyright.PENANAhH9hlXAfu1
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)51Please respect copyright.PENANAYQbV5ZXs2c
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死51Please respect copyright.PENANAVzxrxg82tz
51Please respect copyright.PENANAjmqBhSRzHi
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**正文開始**51Please respect copyright.PENANANvqO9VGa7b
51Please respect copyright.PENANAC3KkS8h6qL
51Please respect copyright.PENANAWK9roHqsQb
51Please respect copyright.PENANABlJK4L323u
「洛安……洛安……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAw8Wfcx30LC
51Please respect copyright.PENANAd96TM90wGJ
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。51Please respect copyright.PENANAdQWzbbBmdn
51Please respect copyright.PENANAmizGIgptKy
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAR6APHJSkqI
51Please respect copyright.PENANA833ohTdTmp
「你又是怎麼進來的……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAmDpGh0FBKb
51Please respect copyright.PENANACYmeuEg5iL
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?51Please respect copyright.PENANAVsBZzPgcYM
51Please respect copyright.PENANAQG2DzsWCTl
明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIyBcIE1idx
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKhPCfEWE4W
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAtKIKNlPAmf
51Please respect copyright.PENANAWACQBHkjsz
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIbvxiVBXxH
51Please respect copyright.PENANA4nyOqUXQgP
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。51Please respect copyright.PENANABabNLd0SFH
51Please respect copyright.PENANAbzocz5Z04g
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。51Please respect copyright.PENANAs8juFjcqp0
51Please respect copyright.PENANABJmuBF88Vv
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」51Please respect copyright.PENANADuF5CLRuBj
51Please respect copyright.PENANARsoYLcHT4i
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。51Please respect copyright.PENANAEe5K6xsuZB
51Please respect copyright.PENANAi4VDiPB3oz
「喂!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA2jSU2flgu9
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKtyo10D3X6
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5jLIQ1doUT
51Please respect copyright.PENANAgG9dLrIinM
!51Please respect copyright.PENANAfm7O3ZdSw1
51Please respect copyright.PENANAeca4T9pXMC
──他看見了什麼!51Please respect copyright.PENANAoOSZQblY1g
51Please respect copyright.PENANARQXo9eernO
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。51Please respect copyright.PENANApzWHMiDdaJ
51Please respect copyright.PENANAiTWYonWFBF
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……51Please respect copyright.PENANA4t30J7SsrV
51Please respect copyright.PENANAhD5AIoBLg0
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2BkCnQggpC
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKu5S0m8l7i
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANA9OkVlFBAo9
51Please respect copyright.PENANAcQGGc0Psaw
……是很像。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2MoQeaeghO
51Please respect copyright.PENANAvNmWS2mofV
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──51Please respect copyright.PENANA761wvaY5vf
51Please respect copyright.PENANA7LVyTv4P6h
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……51Please respect copyright.PENANAEMqgM1srNc
51Please respect copyright.PENANAbbRUnM5rHS
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。51Please respect copyright.PENANALB6Sj2Z9hi
51Please respect copyright.PENANAJGctlXWKYI
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAvjGW5jTNQS
51Please respect copyright.PENANAfBTMoe7C4R
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAdOyD7qL0If
51Please respect copyright.PENANAFejiZEWIOi
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。51Please respect copyright.PENANAc1vcHykCZO
51Please respect copyright.PENANAo7NLkxzGFQ
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。51Please respect copyright.PENANAOVDoCnfrvK
51Please respect copyright.PENANAAKJHJYTpYK
「……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAMPZL8p8tPq
51Please respect copyright.PENANApzJPPBkZWF
「……」51Please respect copyright.PENANA7jOKPTkYSs
51Please respect copyright.PENANAQxJHsApUVb
相顧無言。51Please respect copyright.PENANAIrRt6hRIMx
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「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」51Please respect copyright.PENANAeh90mnIOBT
51Please respect copyright.PENANAG2hfBDlJIh
拜託重點不是這個吧!51Please respect copyright.PENANALplkRYJR9t
51Please respect copyright.PENANA3CRjU3xblf
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好像有位大大喜歡這系列的文,一直按推薦讓我好開心>/////<是說我知道是誰,因為以往的新功能他把名子直接寄到我信箱了(之前沒有)WWW
謝謝你的喜歡,怕你含蓄我還是不要把ID打出來好了(欸
這系列是搞笑小短文,那就請大家繼續指教吧(雖說存稿剩一篇了(望
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