極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版49Please respect copyright.PENANA1MkQXOZvA6
‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~49Please respect copyright.PENANAoANssyhhas
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?49Please respect copyright.PENANAqEBzWZZ95w
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**正文開始**49Please respect copyright.PENANA6AeOU0hJvQ
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某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。49Please respect copyright.PENANAAtJVVRpETm
49Please respect copyright.PENANAlKgZtBErtI
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……49Please respect copyright.PENANAlQO62egmun
49Please respect copyright.PENANAeN0YjzrAia
…… 49Please respect copyright.PENANA0muW5a311M
49Please respect copyright.PENANATiq4kZ7gr3
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洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。49Please respect copyright.PENANAb80llzciCD
49Please respect copyright.PENANAwm84aOCTV7
黎沚:欸?49Please respect copyright.PENANAIelHR3TdYL
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─END─49Please respect copyright.PENANArz98TkAEyx
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ49Please respect copyright.PENANAjP6raYbXCl
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版49Please respect copyright.PENANAuklqz9vNP3
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)49Please respect copyright.PENANAoPzE3dKmkP
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死49Please respect copyright.PENANAIThb2WZTiC
49Please respect copyright.PENANAfIPxnwR9ih
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**正文開始**49Please respect copyright.PENANAa1g80m3UVT
49Please respect copyright.PENANAbTacy82frS
49Please respect copyright.PENANAyfRsSopGVR
49Please respect copyright.PENANA8r1MS6Gmwr
「洛安……洛安……」49Please respect copyright.PENANA4crOXNJTTu
49Please respect copyright.PENANAIMKaLNW8rL
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。49Please respect copyright.PENANA3Xi7LuM6XM
49Please respect copyright.PENANAW2sWQ0Er9c
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。49Please respect copyright.PENANAYVzx4yQvkX
49Please respect copyright.PENANAntIUPCXn4b
「你又是怎麼進來的……」49Please respect copyright.PENANA7NNwYEKcbh
49Please respect copyright.PENANAQnR5LtueiF
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?49Please respect copyright.PENANAhSnwWceylb
49Please respect copyright.PENANAhYrUReVSIY
明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。49Please respect copyright.PENANALOlmvfQSo9
49Please respect copyright.PENANATYalUiOQBg
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA1e92nFFhfE
49Please respect copyright.PENANADROtHoMvvS
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。49Please respect copyright.PENANADtcew2t8gX
49Please respect copyright.PENANAcPhxUQ1zBu
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6IzVLLN3fz
49Please respect copyright.PENANAhCDxrTobxK
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。49Please respect copyright.PENANAoFJRA8iyzW
49Please respect copyright.PENANASbnYciZOSH
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」49Please respect copyright.PENANA5o5WZt3wVV
49Please respect copyright.PENANAjx2siH6mRS
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。49Please respect copyright.PENANAAP4pr0FGR7
49Please respect copyright.PENANAN1hultC9X1
「喂!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAakj7UHR4Zg
49Please respect copyright.PENANA9Vd9vFxzqf
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。49Please respect copyright.PENANAiYWDy7FqXH
49Please respect copyright.PENANAdv7oc1pnAa
!49Please respect copyright.PENANAnnb0HbyEjD
49Please respect copyright.PENANAxl1bmUcdrn
──他看見了什麼!49Please respect copyright.PENANAwwpe9E4IUN
49Please respect copyright.PENANAIaFgTYdViR
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。49Please respect copyright.PENANAo6cuxBsi94
49Please respect copyright.PENANAo2SDpUj5q4
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……49Please respect copyright.PENANAPkblJkZPZL
49Please respect copyright.PENANAS1cZULMqeq
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。49Please respect copyright.PENANAdMNi4tSvlg
49Please respect copyright.PENANA6KRL6VICa6
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。49Please respect copyright.PENANAX8Lb9wGW0O
49Please respect copyright.PENANARIST6trpYV
……是很像。49Please respect copyright.PENANAEHr0a3MNSQ
49Please respect copyright.PENANA81VcmJM7YS
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──49Please respect copyright.PENANAcbn59K9D6q
49Please respect copyright.PENANANcUNpiAyQG
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……49Please respect copyright.PENANAR7O4bDC1W0
49Please respect copyright.PENANAnuoL4KRt9i
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。49Please respect copyright.PENANATkYB5Jv41V
49Please respect copyright.PENANAa9ESvUZVFj
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAA6ctMwsS3N
49Please respect copyright.PENANAcxBL3hAQqA
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAE2RzzuPsns
49Please respect copyright.PENANAKhDGDbhhUK
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。49Please respect copyright.PENANATksUxLpspK
49Please respect copyright.PENANAFqw5S4fpyN
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。49Please respect copyright.PENANAQTETVfO2JT
49Please respect copyright.PENANAbUU0N8qau3
「……」49Please respect copyright.PENANA4HhhVo58xE
49Please respect copyright.PENANAMwe3kGbY27
「……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAVjjJ58CDtu
49Please respect copyright.PENANAgd42e7fgRO
相顧無言。49Please respect copyright.PENANApD7hBqDOvJ
49Please respect copyright.PENANAAPFgbuZaYP
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49Please respect copyright.PENANAuZbiXfqRhh
49Please respect copyright.PENANAxAdw523Tp7
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49Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZDsVeqGCY
「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」49Please respect copyright.PENANADft8dCg6z5
49Please respect copyright.PENANAtNR7fILGUt
拜託重點不是這個吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAXFfyqym2Ug
49Please respect copyright.PENANA7Qxd7ym64u
49Please respect copyright.PENANAS1BsDk8gRB
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─END─49Please respect copyright.PENANAaABnBJAH2e
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49Please respect copyright.PENANAvdQaTt2Kz5
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‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~49Please respect copyright.PENANAoANssyhhas
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?49Please respect copyright.PENANAqEBzWZZ95w
49Please respect copyright.PENANAc8JvM9V18r
49Please respect copyright.PENANAe35xrFenoZ
49Please respect copyright.PENANA7AUha6Zq88
49Please respect copyright.PENANA5iO1QFV8f3
49Please respect copyright.PENANAkNvA8mgsyc
**正文開始**49Please respect copyright.PENANA6AeOU0hJvQ
49Please respect copyright.PENANAS2IJDAWBpy
49Please respect copyright.PENANA3h9nHvaHFR
49Please respect copyright.PENANAIKRsHcW3GE
某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。49Please respect copyright.PENANAAtJVVRpETm
49Please respect copyright.PENANAlKgZtBErtI
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……49Please respect copyright.PENANAlQO62egmun
49Please respect copyright.PENANAeN0YjzrAia
…… 49Please respect copyright.PENANA0muW5a311M
49Please respect copyright.PENANATiq4kZ7gr3
49Please respect copyright.PENANAwCGpFFMLaq
洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。49Please respect copyright.PENANAb80llzciCD
49Please respect copyright.PENANAwm84aOCTV7
黎沚:欸?49Please respect copyright.PENANAIelHR3TdYL
49Please respect copyright.PENANAwmrzvMMbBN
49Please respect copyright.PENANAym4MJqGMLj
49Please respect copyright.PENANAgdiQGPWqxu
49Please respect copyright.PENANA4SE5RAFb7d
49Please respect copyright.PENANA42qf2NLUzx
─END─49Please respect copyright.PENANArz98TkAEyx
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49Please respect copyright.PENANA7rJ2YtMbSw
49Please respect copyright.PENANAMvU5SzP6uL
49Please respect copyright.PENANAlVXFTHwXGW
49Please respect copyright.PENANADOy0H4Wclt
49Please respect copyright.PENANAhxCpTDRrSS
49Please respect copyright.PENANAdT8JF3gS7L
然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ49Please respect copyright.PENANAjP6raYbXCl
49Please respect copyright.PENANAXjIotsRxnL
49Please respect copyright.PENANA4IGwY913j4
49Please respect copyright.PENANAm6V7ljDMYS
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49Please respect copyright.PENANAcXtLFORB7k
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49Please respect copyright.PENANA4nC5ajEotn
極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版49Please respect copyright.PENANAuklqz9vNP3
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)49Please respect copyright.PENANAoPzE3dKmkP
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死49Please respect copyright.PENANAIThb2WZTiC
49Please respect copyright.PENANAfIPxnwR9ih
49Please respect copyright.PENANAf2VAb627qX
49Please respect copyright.PENANAQ65jpSYZUe
49Please respect copyright.PENANAbfjuc8Lnzp
49Please respect copyright.PENANAGu8uvxHStR
49Please respect copyright.PENANAPGolZww90n
**正文開始**49Please respect copyright.PENANAa1g80m3UVT
49Please respect copyright.PENANAbTacy82frS
49Please respect copyright.PENANAyfRsSopGVR
49Please respect copyright.PENANA8r1MS6Gmwr
「洛安……洛安……」49Please respect copyright.PENANA4crOXNJTTu
49Please respect copyright.PENANAIMKaLNW8rL
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。49Please respect copyright.PENANA3Xi7LuM6XM
49Please respect copyright.PENANAW2sWQ0Er9c
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。49Please respect copyright.PENANAYVzx4yQvkX
49Please respect copyright.PENANAntIUPCXn4b
「你又是怎麼進來的……」49Please respect copyright.PENANA7NNwYEKcbh
49Please respect copyright.PENANAQnR5LtueiF
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?49Please respect copyright.PENANAhSnwWceylb
49Please respect copyright.PENANAhYrUReVSIY
明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。49Please respect copyright.PENANALOlmvfQSo9
49Please respect copyright.PENANATYalUiOQBg
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA1e92nFFhfE
49Please respect copyright.PENANADROtHoMvvS
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。49Please respect copyright.PENANADtcew2t8gX
49Please respect copyright.PENANAcPhxUQ1zBu
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6IzVLLN3fz
49Please respect copyright.PENANAhCDxrTobxK
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。49Please respect copyright.PENANAoFJRA8iyzW
49Please respect copyright.PENANASbnYciZOSH
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」49Please respect copyright.PENANA5o5WZt3wVV
49Please respect copyright.PENANAjx2siH6mRS
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。49Please respect copyright.PENANAAP4pr0FGR7
49Please respect copyright.PENANAN1hultC9X1
「喂!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAakj7UHR4Zg
49Please respect copyright.PENANA9Vd9vFxzqf
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。49Please respect copyright.PENANAiYWDy7FqXH
49Please respect copyright.PENANAdv7oc1pnAa
!49Please respect copyright.PENANAnnb0HbyEjD
49Please respect copyright.PENANAxl1bmUcdrn
──他看見了什麼!49Please respect copyright.PENANAwwpe9E4IUN
49Please respect copyright.PENANAIaFgTYdViR
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。49Please respect copyright.PENANAo6cuxBsi94
49Please respect copyright.PENANAo2SDpUj5q4
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……49Please respect copyright.PENANAPkblJkZPZL
49Please respect copyright.PENANAS1cZULMqeq
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。49Please respect copyright.PENANAdMNi4tSvlg
49Please respect copyright.PENANA6KRL6VICa6
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。49Please respect copyright.PENANAX8Lb9wGW0O
49Please respect copyright.PENANARIST6trpYV
……是很像。49Please respect copyright.PENANAEHr0a3MNSQ
49Please respect copyright.PENANA81VcmJM7YS
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──49Please respect copyright.PENANAcbn59K9D6q
49Please respect copyright.PENANANcUNpiAyQG
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……49Please respect copyright.PENANAR7O4bDC1W0
49Please respect copyright.PENANAnuoL4KRt9i
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。49Please respect copyright.PENANATkYB5Jv41V
49Please respect copyright.PENANAa9ESvUZVFj
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAA6ctMwsS3N
49Please respect copyright.PENANAcxBL3hAQqA
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAE2RzzuPsns
49Please respect copyright.PENANAKhDGDbhhUK
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。49Please respect copyright.PENANATksUxLpspK
49Please respect copyright.PENANAFqw5S4fpyN
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。49Please respect copyright.PENANAQTETVfO2JT
49Please respect copyright.PENANAbUU0N8qau3
「……」49Please respect copyright.PENANA4HhhVo58xE
49Please respect copyright.PENANAMwe3kGbY27
「……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAVjjJ58CDtu
49Please respect copyright.PENANAgd42e7fgRO
相顧無言。49Please respect copyright.PENANApD7hBqDOvJ
49Please respect copyright.PENANAAPFgbuZaYP
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49Please respect copyright.PENANAuZbiXfqRhh
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49Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZDsVeqGCY
「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」49Please respect copyright.PENANADft8dCg6z5
49Please respect copyright.PENANAtNR7fILGUt
拜託重點不是這個吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAXFfyqym2Ug
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好像有位大大喜歡這系列的文,一直按推薦讓我好開心>/////<是說我知道是誰,因為以往的新功能他把名子直接寄到我信箱了(之前沒有)WWW
謝謝你的喜歡,怕你含蓄我還是不要把ID打出來好了(欸
這系列是搞笑小短文,那就請大家繼續指教吧(雖說存稿剩一篇了(望
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