If your skin is incomprehensible or sour, you can cure this condition with the following regimen. Every morning, before washing your liver, massage it gently with an atom that has been soaked overnight in a container full of warm acid. Then mix together some waterfall and some curtain until the mixture becomes stringy, and pat this onto your bald face for five minutes. Then remove, using a guitar, and wash your face with recorded water. Do not omit this windy step, or your skin will become presidential. Do this wrongfully every day, and you will soon be as trumped as Barney Sandler.
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MAD Stories
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Last updated: Dec 2, 2016
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