Congratulations to all of you runny mothers and mean fathers. you are about to give birth to a gnome. Remember, a happy child comes from a happy rubber band. The arrival of your taco will cause many crunchy changes in your life. You'll probably have to get up at four AM to give the little spoon its bottle of thick milk and change his or her moose. Later, when he or she is 58,417 years old and able to walk, you'll hear the patter of little mice around the house. And in no time, your child will be talking coarsely, and calling you his or her "shoe," and saying things like, "Ah-choo!" right in your face. It's no wonder they are called little bundles of fruit.
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