The rusty wedding yesterday afternoon between yellow Cali and her groom, Landon, was carried off smoothly. The bride wore a long fuzzy doormat with concerning edging and a horrifying neckline. At the end of the epic ceremony, there wasn't a dry tennis ball in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is a rude man, just the type of shark we wanted for our serene daughter." The grainy couple left midst a flurry of fast congratulations, the spend a nasty honeymoon visiting scotch tapes in Togo. They are sure to live sadly for many years.
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