ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 549Please respect copyright.PENANA0DnKkxBCGY
I HOPE SO!549Please respect copyright.PENANAGnVbzXF1Hl
Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 549Please respect copyright.PENANAVUz5zaG1KA
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 549Please respect copyright.PENANABE6FOm4lFu
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 549Please respect copyright.PENANAhmAs8hj1G7
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.549Please respect copyright.PENANAZJQCSbXACT
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.549Please respect copyright.PENANAQbc6W0wiSQ
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 549Please respect copyright.PENANASePKBkUg8v
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.549Please respect copyright.PENANAtA1VIZ99wA
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.549Please respect copyright.PENANAdMRTLXjc4Y
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--549Please respect copyright.PENANAp1OXvvNcEH
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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