老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcA6wY9O3z
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0YqY2cyuw
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkwY3sfK4c
死战，死战，死战。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cDSrhtaQ9
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWjzjQbnMg
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1mnwObN0y
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oj1SqCbty
妻子走来。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡha3rBDujfd
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1G2vP5h57
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4bu48aUo6
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XPbR8Po8m
恐惧在De军中蔓延。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0HGzIa1DY
副连：“战歌！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6phY5HqPx
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2NrfCBglk
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k8XaAB9sl
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUR7xg24D1
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMNWE3lMhG
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYIwLyo3fV
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40NT8uTCQ2
黑勋爵：“……”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SpQ0N0HPz
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wJG7ZJ8QA
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkSJBuvcPh
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxUIDadEFx
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd7FnAnoiE
持续10分钟的天摇地动。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSjGcOtOMw
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qhEz74xAF
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA4CuB8xFN
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtk0PIKVhF
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWlaGxNSpp
S军一拥而上。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tM4li3g53
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhZrIkUlpo
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd238E1cQc
这一钳，奔雷惊马！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhwsQHiCBO
咦？技能进阶了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ248IRWerSD
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ6vhki42K
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihgNz58Ksb
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0p4QIKgOV
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLb2xaCA0D
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1gzbksVE1
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP5L2G1vfT
……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V2IPnWyxZ
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBF8dHc5LJ
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaMei9oWAu
“挪开，让我看到钱！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RXfKEeggx
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6fgW1jj8c
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfVy2bWy38
“我想安乐死。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAMXFPrbTF
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOtFENYzLd
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vs8bLZQo2
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK6YrpbGIB
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza0uu0SxsU
“……是我的！！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2ldk0Zoi9
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd0w4B2zZo
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