老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hP7gfPMnL
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8icZ15QIW
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWNo8DA6fb
死战，死战，死战。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsICiysO16
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bbqImHiPD
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFq0p2WCer
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCSuLDR5q2
妻子走来。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFaRpjdPYG
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOTU0E5N2c
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy86sj8zcM
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5oNTmuVmw
恐惧在De军中蔓延。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuMgJ95hYf
副连：“战歌！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGE05oM8fs
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WJoY2Nryc
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGdW9RXQAZ
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBkwD9XX83
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJrRKhYCaz
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLJx0pdyYy
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxV5TKLOog
黑勋爵：“……”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdfBRif1Li
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPHtIRBNFW
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomq6ULRLN2
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrY7cu04Uy
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvijvuI334
持续10分钟的天摇地动。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfNu6OJkcQ
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfWZk9z5Og
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSTsp3OlRE
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7v1bEYbbJ
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBybQm67VN1
S军一拥而上。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfOElQVtxj
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHZY3qje9S
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPnFfD14Sn
这一钳，奔雷惊马！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU10XNmkAa
咦？技能进阶了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiH4xxa4Fa
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkOz9mwk6S
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlAfk7I8Xj
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz74knBswT
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUbSwSbuFU
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAQPBbUM10
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjgUNUYeEC
……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe46BWWvQ1
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DGrkhfApx
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJQK09CYM4
“挪开，让我看到钱！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCBpRA3NNf
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Xc98OnGp
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEcabiQtKZ
“我想安乐死。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXODbKfsJL4
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6BygulVtx
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRCSJ9anK8
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheBX5YyF94
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEcURm0OBZ
“……是我的！！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHrcUNDEDu
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir2mvOydlo
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