老妈说的对:“世上本无路,走多便有。世上本无脏话,数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍,左手军旗,目视前方:“神州子弟今安在!”74Please respect copyright.PENANAlmScwDWtLZ
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久,怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。74Please respect copyright.PENANALHbgaC09vp
自此便吃豆腐脑,此恨无关风与月!74Please respect copyright.PENANAn4JM6ldsS4
死战,死战,死战。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4Bqd3N0L2z
第一个突进De军最后一道防线,一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUx53590tYu
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,言语不堪,咱们回去了吧。”74Please respect copyright.PENANAbbJ72IwfWr
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,他们上手了……还来得及。”74Please respect copyright.PENANAiMHBgGiZvr
妻子走来。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWfOytqLWdb
S菌漫山遍野,喊着:“缴枪不杀,武运长久。”74Please respect copyright.PENANAt0559QWK4K
还好不是国产片,打着打着,日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了,“咦——呀”!74Please respect copyright.PENANAIs7AdmfKij
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼,比野狼疯狂,比精神病人嗜血。74Please respect copyright.PENANAb1f7kCsonQ
恐惧在De军中蔓延。74Please respect copyright.PENANAwd9G4p53Ly
副连:“战歌!”74Please respect copyright.PENANACgIkEKzmRI
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIqItPkwzdS
“我来!”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里,日星歌他擅长。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7CVf6SVbaK
“洗衣洗呀!星矢比奇点早开外挂——74Please respect copyright.PENANA5JxukU7Mnx
紫龙啊,动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿74Please respect copyright.PENANAmtNTw250NJ
冰河啊,你不要再想嘛妈——74Please respect copyright.PENANAe7HjuzAQSH
阿瞬啊!一辉啊!是亲哥倆——!!”74Please respect copyright.PENANARilL7ajssH
黑勋爵:“……”74Please respect copyright.PENANAePVrsMPdT1
副连托着下巴:“撕裂倒是撕裂,谜啊……”74Please respect copyright.PENANAtNY0wgJDxc
MP四0和波波莎同时开火,像火和火药的碰撞,像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下,像一纸时代的和平,铠甲轰然声声。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyz3RoZkK0k
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转,画风不对,转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁,坐标K10。向我开炮,向我开炮!”其实——我是一个演员!74Please respect copyright.PENANAYBIApFliXr
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼,森然:“坐标K10,命令炮团,全部弹药打光!”74Please respect copyright.PENANAA4t1tyDz20
持续10分钟的天摇地动。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnjAs3C2NzG
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜:“漫天箭雨,无所遁形。”74Please respect copyright.PENANAD1CB5LBaUx
血逼萝莉:“阵地怎么样?炸回石器时代了?”74Please respect copyright.PENANAe7NcKKOGcO
“报告,坐标有误,没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”74Please respect copyright.PENANARjp3be2XRP
命硬:“!……向元首报喜,K10炮火覆盖位置,没有一个敌人。”74Please respect copyright.PENANA8iKO3WrI6u
S军一拥而上。74Please respect copyright.PENANATEJc6nd7yh
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中,扣动扳机。74Please respect copyright.PENANAc4VDMtYHjx
这一刻终于来了吗?病跃出雪坑:“人间不空,凤翅天翔!”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAoFgQ0EYshp
这一钳,奔雷惊马!74Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1plNiSHbl
咦?技能进阶了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA2fjNxsbYTZ
天赋技能:中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。74Please respect copyright.PENANA2PbWa7CzRP
效果:拔牙过程中,50%几率拔出患牙,疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿,3%拔出一颗健康牙齿,3%断根残留持续疼痛,3%半边面部肿胀疼痛,3%麻醉失效,3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常,3%造成持续性流血,3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透,3%单侧眼球摘除,3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断,3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高,3%出现仇医心理,拳力上升,自制力大幅降低,冷却时间5分钟。74Please respect copyright.PENANATVy1020HHL
施法方式:主动碰触,无冷却。需特殊装备,白大衣,拔牙钳。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7lA7AMyps1
职业要求:具备专业知识,5年以上拔牙经验,和医者仁心。74Please respect copyright.PENANAeALM0D7WWM
注明:人不癫狂枉少年,我若癫狂牙乱飞。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWffj3O1Xbg
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道:“卧倒!”74Please respect copyright.PENANAmZVCJEUEuY
……74Please respect copyright.PENANAnb6nQfOlC6
大家面面相觑,咋啦?二战来了圣逗士?74Please respect copyright.PENANAv5F1YZsOXJ
老兵约翰:“有人受伤吗?”74Please respect copyright.PENANAnMtmrg2exS
“挪开,让我看到钱!”74Please respect copyright.PENANASs47TiVIPk
“门牙有点松,可能是刚刚磕了一下。”74Please respect copyright.PENANAS59KrM6nDk
“说吧,小瘪三,想怎么死?”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。74Please respect copyright.PENANAso6Qc2RxNo
“我想安乐死。”74Please respect copyright.PENANAXCYvIzOGD8
“……砍掉五肢,滴腊。”74Please respect copyright.PENANA8maZRk8JBa
在面对人生最大危机,在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静,病猛然想到方林,一个非常有名的救命绝招!74Please respect copyright.PENANAJfnCwU3Ic3
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的!”74Please respect copyright.PENANAmHlsXIn72S
“何时才有钱”:“哈?我小女儿刚初中,大女儿去年生了啊……”74Please respect copyright.PENANANZwV3aoAtO
“……是我的!!”74Please respect copyright.PENANAjIqXy51DxG
“是——你忒喵逗我,谁的我能不知道?砍他!”74Please respect copyright.PENANAmhNpaUyhyF
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