老妈说的对:“世上本无路,走多便有。世上本无脏话,数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍,左手军旗,目视前方:“神州子弟今安在!”67Please respect copyright.PENANADktgK9HzUH
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久,怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAZULLbVXtdr
自此便吃豆腐脑,此恨无关风与月!67Please respect copyright.PENANA5zViMmdgMa
死战,死战,死战。67Please respect copyright.PENANAhzOxOkaFRm
第一个突进De军最后一道防线,一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。67Please respect copyright.PENANAXtNUrkA6MM
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,言语不堪,咱们回去了吧。”67Please respect copyright.PENANAZZpolert0F
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,他们上手了……还来得及。”67Please respect copyright.PENANAVWlybYNPi6
妻子走来。67Please respect copyright.PENANAV31V15ZLvz
S菌漫山遍野,喊着:“缴枪不杀,武运长久。”67Please respect copyright.PENANACqtnhISjaM
还好不是国产片,打着打着,日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了,“咦——呀”!67Please respect copyright.PENANA9PJexSakNo
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼,比野狼疯狂,比精神病人嗜血。67Please respect copyright.PENANAbI69O7q31b
恐惧在De军中蔓延。67Please respect copyright.PENANADlaHbKdcuM
副连:“战歌!”67Please respect copyright.PENANAm3TKa0O08D
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8mIpdCOTqF
“我来!”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里,日星歌他擅长。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5wEsKOD491
“洗衣洗呀!星矢比奇点早开外挂——67Please respect copyright.PENANAp9NEJxZLIP
紫龙啊,动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿67Please respect copyright.PENANATLfe1dbsnx
冰河啊,你不要再想嘛妈——67Please respect copyright.PENANAA13XvMlE1k
阿瞬啊!一辉啊!是亲哥倆——!!”67Please respect copyright.PENANA3bgkqX10JA
黑勋爵:“……”67Please respect copyright.PENANA91BN33hvmg
副连托着下巴:“撕裂倒是撕裂,谜啊……”67Please respect copyright.PENANAlNZUVQTNJW
MP四0和波波莎同时开火,像火和火药的碰撞,像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下,像一纸时代的和平,铠甲轰然声声。67Please respect copyright.PENANAbKm32Cf1va
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转,画风不对,转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁,坐标K10。向我开炮,向我开炮!”其实——我是一个演员!67Please respect copyright.PENANAsXozIjT8M6
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼,森然:“坐标K10,命令炮团,全部弹药打光!”67Please respect copyright.PENANAZFkxFqv6pD
持续10分钟的天摇地动。67Please respect copyright.PENANAiFlvcAd3cY
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜:“漫天箭雨,无所遁形。”67Please respect copyright.PENANAnA9bsstvux
血逼萝莉:“阵地怎么样?炸回石器时代了?”67Please respect copyright.PENANAenvDufuLJF
“报告,坐标有误,没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”67Please respect copyright.PENANA5aPo0JUeS9
命硬:“!……向元首报喜,K10炮火覆盖位置,没有一个敌人。”67Please respect copyright.PENANAeXMK82vnsb
S军一拥而上。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdvJEqh091M
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中,扣动扳机。67Please respect copyright.PENANAvPSF7UsuvM
这一刻终于来了吗?病跃出雪坑:“人间不空,凤翅天翔!”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。67Please respect copyright.PENANALnbZzjalNg
这一钳,奔雷惊马!67Please respect copyright.PENANABgdhNNUMt9
咦?技能进阶了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAjysixmJ6jX
天赋技能:中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。67Please respect copyright.PENANA6GftEVmd3k
效果:拔牙过程中,50%几率拔出患牙,疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿,3%拔出一颗健康牙齿,3%断根残留持续疼痛,3%半边面部肿胀疼痛,3%麻醉失效,3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常,3%造成持续性流血,3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透,3%单侧眼球摘除,3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断,3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高,3%出现仇医心理,拳力上升,自制力大幅降低,冷却时间5分钟。67Please respect copyright.PENANAu1EutWtnPX
施法方式:主动碰触,无冷却。需特殊装备,白大衣,拔牙钳。67Please respect copyright.PENANAyLAxJNry04
职业要求:具备专业知识,5年以上拔牙经验,和医者仁心。67Please respect copyright.PENANAPDei0hzEwo
注明:人不癫狂枉少年,我若癫狂牙乱飞。67Please respect copyright.PENANAe2Fh1q98wB
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道:“卧倒!”67Please respect copyright.PENANAyXmqKkQdFJ
……67Please respect copyright.PENANA6ixKoeTqMJ
大家面面相觑,咋啦?二战来了圣逗士?67Please respect copyright.PENANAdnOdeUdjJV
老兵约翰:“有人受伤吗?”67Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6G1YInynI
“挪开,让我看到钱!”67Please respect copyright.PENANAhnvd7hEWr3
“门牙有点松,可能是刚刚磕了一下。”67Please respect copyright.PENANATTd8KPbnwp
“说吧,小瘪三,想怎么死?”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。67Please respect copyright.PENANAp23npG1Bsk
“我想安乐死。”67Please respect copyright.PENANA4uCBsJZHvF
“……砍掉五肢,滴腊。”67Please respect copyright.PENANA2xrbvxnyoh
在面对人生最大危机,在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静,病猛然想到方林,一个非常有名的救命绝招!67Please respect copyright.PENANA0TTqVTF00J
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的!”67Please respect copyright.PENANAA3VHDGwfmr
“何时才有钱”:“哈?我小女儿刚初中,大女儿去年生了啊……”67Please respect copyright.PENANAIVkjl7bN6I
“……是我的!!”67Please respect copyright.PENANAlmq2dQTGkU
“是——你忒喵逗我,谁的我能不知道?砍他!”67Please respect copyright.PENANARZUIwFLtie
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