金毛命硬上校：“其实我是一名颜值主播。”
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明月夜把脚夹得更紧了，眼角已有冰霜，只能往废墟钻。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwb3K8PZMMp
咬着下唇。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw76ykjBua
她是喜欢自由又害怕独居的女生，初吻给了蛋，是网名。住温州名人花园6幢一楼，床靠窗朝南，清晨阳光洒落，窗外有树，鸟语花香。有一天半夜醒来，一个物业站窗外，手电照着下巴，脸贴在玻璃上对她笑——72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrooQiOZ0c
一整天她都没上钟开恩，拿着剪刀剪了一地衣服……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj3ghhBnN4
零零后：“如果——如果我死了，箱子你来捡。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9aXUfYR9o
青霞：“？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK7xImN53n
“你是个好姑娘。应该对你有所帮助。”他年青的时候，是高达设计师。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vwlDuW1Ba
“好。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq3soqQOSt
“真是怀念家里的老母鸡呀。只吃豆谷，肉质鲜美。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjE3zDO5WO
“诶？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXcQEySads
“夜总会少去。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LL5QpuXmC
“#……”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBatdNviIQ1
“蛇！”明月夜尖叫。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6s7C0CXrN
附近战士闻风而动训练有素眼放绿光拯救战友必须有我！水逝石存真善美，绝不是为看清凉。都是成年人，这点品德能没有？ 72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiQjExcGTg
桔子：“站住，没看路牌？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd4EM2Jktj
活宝低头念：“‘真象在那里’。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOh7OieY7W
“不是这个。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iwjsIghrj
“ ‘勇踏前人未至之境’。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYy2nzi8cL
“左边。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6zDedludA
噢，没注意。路牌写着——“爱花草，人有责。绅士禁，女兵厕”。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZS6KkWvbp
他摸摸后脑勺，像王B强一样笑起来：“《三字经》太难了，老师没教过。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXlNRnTBX9
青霞逮住病七寸不放。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U2u48LYea
他不服：“ 男人变态有什么错！”你不是走了么？要你管！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSBOmiBzms
不、甘、心。病捏着喉咙嚷嚷：“心怀感恩盼一瞧，我的花名叫活宝。今个我要，替天行道！”有诗为赞，蛋疼魂坚定激荡，由衷呐喊音铿锵。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNxOpXW6ti
另一边副莲一马当先，抓住蛇尾一抡，蛇立刻软了。白得耀眼。他望着太阳流下热泪，曼吟道：“白中也有黑，黑中也有白。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yigcJHJd3
“不是高手，别抓七寸。”难怪说美食和风景，可以抵抗全世界所有的悲伤和迷惘。自己的岁数，都能当她女儿了——她都能当女儿了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLDSTq2Ekc
“是这样吗？”活宝大感有趣，接过蛇尾有样学样抡了一圈。突然僵住，“别动！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N3a3Ouwnm
副连果断伸手，示意大家退后：“反步兵雷？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiGUXdch5Y
“不——是。”活宝艰难道，想哭哭不出来，本想秀一下。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC6kl265CZ
大家看到蛇头正死死咬住他裆部。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn2AdWj0b9
费茨捂着肚子笑倒了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1T5s5I32t
罗路：“不怕，它敢咬明天就给发法院传票。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZJxJjMIsq
副连锁眉：“麻没麻？麻没？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FJ2lIw8ko
“麻了——你不要吓我！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4n1slzxvz
“吓你？走两步。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFKMN4QEEw
病摇头：“有心报国，无力回天，造化弄人，呜呼哀哉。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPHf49Neal
桔子瞪几人一眼。她没心情幸灾乐祸，拍拍活宝肩膀安慰：“剧毒。”递去一把刺刀。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRFNtdFOwB
“……回去，”活宝咽了口唾液，“能长好不？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHXQXGsRCT
“你猜？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGxxVGvAmx
“我猜？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6m2W5E97E
不知哪两个，和声：“我猜猜猜。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEogzTYAbZ
活宝咬牙扭头问青霞：“能长好不？”为你~我存了半年的积蓄~飘洋过海来看你~~72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMJejtpvAe
青霞面无表情：“书上说能。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwetAs2qqi
桔子：“敌人上来了，给个痛快话，保大保小？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFmcUl1h6B
病板着脸：“放心，这事我会帮你瞒着你老妈老妹的。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5H6zvqXz2
活宝脸肌痉挛问病：“能——”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmEsHBQxHI
“能！”强有力的回答，手刀向下。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEFHrJ6C5N
活宝哭丧着脸：“你家人还好吗？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVFGqumTeE
银河战区挣扎电影院全服通告——广告之后，节目更精彩。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTLdcELP2g
淡幕：“滚。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbEaUy4VzC
淡幕：“裤子都脱了，你让我看这个？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y7k6x5eKs
淡幕：“节目10分钟，广告半小时。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLFhk7zCOb
淡幕：“最是人间留不住，主播带你上高速。”
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