金毛命硬上校：“其实我是一名颜值主播。”
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明月夜把脚夹得更紧了，眼角已有冰霜，只能往废墟钻。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJeEymCqsc
咬着下唇。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qGIgmiSVM
她是喜欢自由又害怕独居的女生，初吻给了蛋，是网名。住温州名人花园6幢一楼，床靠窗朝南，清晨阳光洒落，窗外有树，鸟语花香。有一天半夜醒来，一个物业站窗外，手电照着下巴，脸贴在玻璃上对她笑——94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNurESPbGga
一整天她都没上钟开恩，拿着剪刀剪了一地衣服……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh21UMvTSI
零零后：“如果——如果我死了，箱子你来捡。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAI197y04W
青霞：“？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHfhxvVi2e
“你是个好姑娘。应该对你有所帮助。”他年青的时候，是高达设计师。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnjudnsqSx
“好。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTYXktunsz
“真是怀念家里的老母鸡呀。只吃豆谷，肉质鲜美。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYhPZTwyZ1
“诶？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtiXMNedfX
“夜总会少去。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ980S25Yy9K
“#……”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHqPethlwt
“蛇！”明月夜尖叫。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUPtBzGM9r
附近战士闻风而动训练有素眼放绿光拯救战友必须有我！水逝石存真善美，绝不是为看清凉。都是成年人，这点品德能没有？ 94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRMvP3Cow4
桔子：“站住，没看路牌？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5vcHTMmrQ
活宝低头念：“‘真象在那里’。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WPY1Zf7WF
“不是这个。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrekwHVEREF
“ ‘勇踏前人未至之境’。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzogJALtOfQ
“左边。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy26dDxHIv8
噢，没注意。路牌写着——“爱花草，人有责。绅士禁，女兵厕”。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sAmjkrGUA
他摸摸后脑勺，像王B强一样笑起来：“《三字经》太难了，老师没教过。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT3OohAT6B
青霞逮住病七寸不放。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxdLgPVlrz
他不服：“ 男人变态有什么错！”你不是走了么？要你管！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHVNduNttU
不、甘、心。病捏着喉咙嚷嚷：“心怀感恩盼一瞧，我的花名叫活宝。今个我要，替天行道！”有诗为赞，蛋疼魂坚定激荡，由衷呐喊音铿锵。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gVlFWHbBd
另一边副莲一马当先，抓住蛇尾一抡，蛇立刻软了。白得耀眼。他望着太阳流下热泪，曼吟道：“白中也有黑，黑中也有白。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68TEzp5A0L
“不是高手，别抓七寸。”难怪说美食和风景，可以抵抗全世界所有的悲伤和迷惘。自己的岁数，都能当她女儿了——她都能当女儿了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9PGU5QlQp
“是这样吗？”活宝大感有趣，接过蛇尾有样学样抡了一圈。突然僵住，“别动！”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PI7i4NZq6
副连果断伸手，示意大家退后：“反步兵雷？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YBMn8vdYu
“不——是。”活宝艰难道，想哭哭不出来，本想秀一下。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVFz8g4sQF
大家看到蛇头正死死咬住他裆部。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtSeeXdY8v
费茨捂着肚子笑倒了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUzGJEUYkf
罗路：“不怕，它敢咬明天就给发法院传票。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8OWyACOyS
副连锁眉：“麻没麻？麻没？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUfR0MxuHK
“麻了——你不要吓我！”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUufSMxi4uS
“吓你？走两步。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkcjpahvwi
病摇头：“有心报国，无力回天，造化弄人，呜呼哀哉。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZkgMjWeYk
桔子瞪几人一眼。她没心情幸灾乐祸，拍拍活宝肩膀安慰：“剧毒。”递去一把刺刀。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIznW9z7fS
“……回去，”活宝咽了口唾液，“能长好不？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV6RLkNK87
“你猜？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwhXdyYnB7
“我猜？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z2KJNRIJs
不知哪两个，和声：“我猜猜猜。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlWLVSZehI
活宝咬牙扭头问青霞：“能长好不？”为你~我存了半年的积蓄~飘洋过海来看你~~94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHn7JfkcO8
青霞面无表情：“书上说能。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR1WPlKPms
桔子：“敌人上来了，给个痛快话，保大保小？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU5qvOhdM5
病板着脸：“放心，这事我会帮你瞒着你老妈老妹的。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn2W6cuzYs
活宝脸肌痉挛问病：“能——”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDlm2AlZD6
“能！”强有力的回答，手刀向下。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvec5Q0bLf
活宝哭丧着脸：“你家人还好吗？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLZoVK2JYa
银河战区挣扎电影院全服通告——广告之后，节目更精彩。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0feupr6O0u
淡幕：“滚。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsJ6J6v8Cn
淡幕：“裤子都脱了，你让我看这个？”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxEkL1UeAM
淡幕：“节目10分钟，广告半小时。”94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNodmBgBsNa
淡幕：“最是人间留不住，主播带你上高速。”
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