金毛命硬上校：“其实我是一名颜值主播。”
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明月夜把脚夹得更紧了，眼角已有冰霜，只能往废墟钻。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMp2rBKdk8
咬着下唇。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7K3KJ2NKg
她是喜欢自由又害怕独居的女生，初吻给了蛋，是网名。住温州名人花园6幢一楼，床靠窗朝南，清晨阳光洒落，窗外有树，鸟语花香。有一天半夜醒来，一个物业站窗外，手电照着下巴，脸贴在玻璃上对她笑——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLgkpM4Uht
一整天她都没上钟开恩，拿着剪刀剪了一地衣服……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4GVMk4PBG
零零后：“如果——如果我死了，箱子你来捡。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKKil2yWdI
青霞：“？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTVk0aw7ut
“你是个好姑娘。应该对你有所帮助。”他年青的时候，是高达设计师。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0M3yQScLk
“好。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PcMZqGDGo
“真是怀念家里的老母鸡呀。只吃豆谷，肉质鲜美。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKkmpZroXA
“诶？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmYhJAxk4c
“夜总会少去。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzumAz7jTd1
“#……”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57NuTYWHkM
“蛇！”明月夜尖叫。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwRXjmcwuZ
附近战士闻风而动训练有素眼放绿光拯救战友必须有我！水逝石存真善美，绝不是为看清凉。都是成年人，这点品德能没有？ 79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQluMW9VxI
桔子：“站住，没看路牌？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGzqZlPXnS
活宝低头念：“‘真象在那里’。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5800F79EHb
“不是这个。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsAQhLUAv0
“ ‘勇踏前人未至之境’。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAJXpyeSng
“左边。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwwGXPHMCe
噢，没注意。路牌写着——“爱花草，人有责。绅士禁，女兵厕”。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV2G0NGcGR
他摸摸后脑勺，像王B强一样笑起来：“《三字经》太难了，老师没教过。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zqc1wKrWD
青霞逮住病七寸不放。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEHnlp4ko8
他不服：“ 男人变态有什么错！”你不是走了么？要你管！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ9gYZPcJB
不、甘、心。病捏着喉咙嚷嚷：“心怀感恩盼一瞧，我的花名叫活宝。今个我要，替天行道！”有诗为赞，蛋疼魂坚定激荡，由衷呐喊音铿锵。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseq6FgHY8X
另一边副莲一马当先，抓住蛇尾一抡，蛇立刻软了。白得耀眼。他望着太阳流下热泪，曼吟道：“白中也有黑，黑中也有白。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRJORKyXKL
“不是高手，别抓七寸。”难怪说美食和风景，可以抵抗全世界所有的悲伤和迷惘。自己的岁数，都能当她女儿了——她都能当女儿了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2GJlm23DC
“是这样吗？”活宝大感有趣，接过蛇尾有样学样抡了一圈。突然僵住，“别动！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEeSIWrrLD
副连果断伸手，示意大家退后：“反步兵雷？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAvHabNMPy
“不——是。”活宝艰难道，想哭哭不出来，本想秀一下。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpsGq5iffV
大家看到蛇头正死死咬住他裆部。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9bfERVEd2
费茨捂着肚子笑倒了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7IWyA3YiH
罗路：“不怕，它敢咬明天就给发法院传票。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7ymyC2T0v
副连锁眉：“麻没麻？麻没？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3lbOGNiUz
“麻了——你不要吓我！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9GmzMA5ia
“吓你？走两步。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fcdYpYP5G
病摇头：“有心报国，无力回天，造化弄人，呜呼哀哉。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5xgqaWBhw
桔子瞪几人一眼。她没心情幸灾乐祸，拍拍活宝肩膀安慰：“剧毒。”递去一把刺刀。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDQAlTUKQj
“……回去，”活宝咽了口唾液，“能长好不？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc7DCJitUx
“你猜？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtoihnMxiB
“我猜？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg69QAQsbq
不知哪两个，和声：“我猜猜猜。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j15bmn5iw
活宝咬牙扭头问青霞：“能长好不？”为你~我存了半年的积蓄~飘洋过海来看你~~79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlG3LSepdA
青霞面无表情：“书上说能。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODvMRMDmuj
桔子：“敌人上来了，给个痛快话，保大保小？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQrK8zOG4Q
病板着脸：“放心，这事我会帮你瞒着你老妈老妹的。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk8z2EycNm
活宝脸肌痉挛问病：“能——”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZBp4ROIkg
“能！”强有力的回答，手刀向下。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjq0dtHnJ8
活宝哭丧着脸：“你家人还好吗？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIsT6flZOb
银河战区挣扎电影院全服通告——广告之后，节目更精彩。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z6It7dDDB
淡幕：“滚。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfFNfXCS06
淡幕：“裤子都脱了，你让我看这个？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrW0JNZS80
淡幕：“节目10分钟，广告半小时。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVJdkxzuDn
淡幕：“最是人间留不住，主播带你上高速。”
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