老妈说的对:“世上本无路,走多便有。世上本无脏话,数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍,左手军旗,目视前方:“神州子弟今安在!”104Please respect copyright.PENANAVF2E4KwD5V
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久,怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。104Please respect copyright.PENANAXBLeyh71fO
自此便吃豆腐脑,此恨无关风与月!104Please respect copyright.PENANAIzp8m80NbH
死战,死战,死战。104Please respect copyright.PENANAAL55JTmjI9
第一个突进De军最后一道防线,一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。104Please respect copyright.PENANAAkDez8rYmE
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,言语不堪,咱们回去了吧。”104Please respect copyright.PENANAJPhMlprqPO
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,他们上手了……还来得及。”104Please respect copyright.PENANAwBXHdtly5I
妻子走来。104Please respect copyright.PENANAzpwqMOz6zF
S菌漫山遍野,喊着:“缴枪不杀,武运长久。”104Please respect copyright.PENANA8nEDag0G9t
还好不是国产片,打着打着,日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了,“咦——呀”!104Please respect copyright.PENANANuRlPlDhop
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼,比野狼疯狂,比精神病人嗜血。104Please respect copyright.PENANA1BdLDBJX3X
恐惧在De军中蔓延。104Please respect copyright.PENANAXWvYtfjKcp
副连:“战歌!”104Please respect copyright.PENANAUj0OpJHHBi
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。104Please respect copyright.PENANAjSRy4IXr8u
“我来!”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里,日星歌他擅长。104Please respect copyright.PENANA4JhQ0A0RXd
“洗衣洗呀!星矢比奇点早开外挂——104Please respect copyright.PENANALwc7fVl0f4
紫龙啊,动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿104Please respect copyright.PENANAYD6BpF8Nat
冰河啊,你不要再想嘛妈——104Please respect copyright.PENANAJBlVkFgwQ0
阿瞬啊!一辉啊!是亲哥倆——!!”104Please respect copyright.PENANAi88NkaY36k
黑勋爵:“……”104Please respect copyright.PENANA2kQoqHBe70
副连托着下巴:“撕裂倒是撕裂,谜啊……”104Please respect copyright.PENANALoNpAvMSNs
MP四0和波波莎同时开火,像火和火药的碰撞,像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下,像一纸时代的和平,铠甲轰然声声。104Please respect copyright.PENANALtTSZz8Vzv
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转,画风不对,转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁,坐标K10。向我开炮,向我开炮!”其实——我是一个演员!104Please respect copyright.PENANAXDWdEzwXYp
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼,森然:“坐标K10,命令炮团,全部弹药打光!”104Please respect copyright.PENANA7ekEuqOdyr
持续10分钟的天摇地动。104Please respect copyright.PENANAGflY7KLDSs
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜:“漫天箭雨,无所遁形。”104Please respect copyright.PENANAM33dNcjhS0
血逼萝莉:“阵地怎么样?炸回石器时代了?”104Please respect copyright.PENANA5sDxN4WTEe
“报告,坐标有误,没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”104Please respect copyright.PENANABNuxx3D8uY
命硬:“!……向元首报喜,K10炮火覆盖位置,没有一个敌人。”104Please respect copyright.PENANA2KNBhOEISj
S军一拥而上。104Please respect copyright.PENANA91ABt9jbgo
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中,扣动扳机。104Please respect copyright.PENANAiUbXAxgAdF
这一刻终于来了吗?病跃出雪坑:“人间不空,凤翅天翔!”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。104Please respect copyright.PENANAhibmh9loj7
这一钳,奔雷惊马!104Please respect copyright.PENANAbyKe5R0dno
咦?技能进阶了。104Please respect copyright.PENANAIp3Ff7j2Bj
天赋技能:中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。104Please respect copyright.PENANAuetf4dRkhi
效果:拔牙过程中,50%几率拔出患牙,疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿,3%拔出一颗健康牙齿,3%断根残留持续疼痛,3%半边面部肿胀疼痛,3%麻醉失效,3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常,3%造成持续性流血,3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透,3%单侧眼球摘除,3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断,3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高,3%出现仇医心理,拳力上升,自制力大幅降低,冷却时间5分钟。104Please respect copyright.PENANA93XlDz2Lvu
施法方式:主动碰触,无冷却。需特殊装备,白大衣,拔牙钳。104Please respect copyright.PENANAphbmm2YnUM
职业要求:具备专业知识,5年以上拔牙经验,和医者仁心。104Please respect copyright.PENANA21wmzdJsSG
注明:人不癫狂枉少年,我若癫狂牙乱飞。104Please respect copyright.PENANA77GsGUctQ2
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道:“卧倒!”104Please respect copyright.PENANA1X0HGnN765
……104Please respect copyright.PENANAPJEPYOIa1k
大家面面相觑,咋啦?二战来了圣逗士?104Please respect copyright.PENANAcpJfmwuDVa
老兵约翰:“有人受伤吗?”104Please respect copyright.PENANAQLcOvakKAc
“挪开,让我看到钱!”104Please respect copyright.PENANAgqRtgZIvZE
“门牙有点松,可能是刚刚磕了一下。”104Please respect copyright.PENANAszIMXurqnQ
“说吧,小瘪三,想怎么死?”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。104Please respect copyright.PENANAYb7QddcEYo
“我想安乐死。”104Please respect copyright.PENANASGGuseVxYw
“……砍掉五肢,滴腊。”104Please respect copyright.PENANAjglN1kLgT7
在面对人生最大危机,在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静,病猛然想到方林,一个非常有名的救命绝招!104Please respect copyright.PENANAdg3N5Z37RS
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的!”104Please respect copyright.PENANAXMWPh1A4ab
“何时才有钱”:“哈?我小女儿刚初中,大女儿去年生了啊……”104Please respect copyright.PENANANRZitAdqvr
“……是我的!!”104Please respect copyright.PENANAWTnI7NSq2k
“是——你忒喵逗我,谁的我能不知道?砍他!”104Please respect copyright.PENANA7sezJKkTrV
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