老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHojZBY4CNB
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU8vxh63lD
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMDkm3Tp58
死战，死战，死战。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZn9it29N4
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvPyZX5mpO
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUw5hjiu4V
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo1UrBy37t
妻子走来。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8qUvCdeKg
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTdcjOD9EZ
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6phxhF2RMF
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlStjkTuGdZ
恐惧在De军中蔓延。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3mGGVZrh6
副连：“战歌！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2jj6P9H4U
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdmqjqe3n9
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcNsYXXGoG
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGb0yQQ85O
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrCaJSmfTZ
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4ChnI36Gg
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxwXxKe1p3
黑勋爵：“……”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSzHkvHqUR
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskA6fpMfwz
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4g3pmqEfO
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUNiQBJ2xZ
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0rH7YkRYT
持续10分钟的天摇地动。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8vumqHtal
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB8JoHhhR6
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9jOfREkjf
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS727IeDCf
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSELvTaeXfx
S军一拥而上。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxyXzIrCyb
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHseyuE70JY
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT3f8QugwW
这一钳，奔雷惊马！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2WbkFO5rY
咦？技能进阶了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfQYUDUQkJ
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqw45cV36O
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkByTnEWMVB
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXlh2rjMQT
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkIlYjwJIy
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3nroftWnM
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXd5e4Xr3y
……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSnkgtRqMi
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1qKd0yN6d
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt9cSTG13y
“挪开，让我看到钱！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DKKdDikkA
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hZLpeHzJR
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFwDDVkxoB
“我想安乐死。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYxtI3w9af
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5a6X7FaBG
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IfnyLr0Y9
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZC5gq9FTs
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAYfbPhiqB
“……是我的！！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1MON7zQPe
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbJJy3DM7w
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