老妈说的对:“世上本无路,走多便有。世上本无脏话,数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍,左手军旗,目视前方:“神州子弟今安在!”82Please respect copyright.PENANA6vhf086puP
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久,怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。82Please respect copyright.PENANAWKwOn465hs
自此便吃豆腐脑,此恨无关风与月!82Please respect copyright.PENANAP2U2e8svU0
死战,死战,死战。82Please respect copyright.PENANAvg2xVAtQpA
第一个突进De军最后一道防线,一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。82Please respect copyright.PENANAo4T6QX6noK
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,言语不堪,咱们回去了吧。”82Please respect copyright.PENANAwo6v3yjOVw
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,他们上手了……还来得及。”82Please respect copyright.PENANALL2aDZVTrb
妻子走来。82Please respect copyright.PENANA6UNxJsrXSj
S菌漫山遍野,喊着:“缴枪不杀,武运长久。”82Please respect copyright.PENANAE8NKzN1XbQ
还好不是国产片,打着打着,日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了,“咦——呀”!82Please respect copyright.PENANA17a6LMP2Wf
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼,比野狼疯狂,比精神病人嗜血。82Please respect copyright.PENANAWAjcBVEqWf
恐惧在De军中蔓延。82Please respect copyright.PENANAevwL4r25u2
副连:“战歌!”82Please respect copyright.PENANA8zjkWiHFMq
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。82Please respect copyright.PENANAQCeIagJhwX
“我来!”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里,日星歌他擅长。82Please respect copyright.PENANA50KAJLv00a
“洗衣洗呀!星矢比奇点早开外挂——82Please respect copyright.PENANAMVz76VAzPo
紫龙啊,动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿82Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZaW7gSQoC
冰河啊,你不要再想嘛妈——82Please respect copyright.PENANA1wLZpNDCIB
阿瞬啊!一辉啊!是亲哥倆——!!”82Please respect copyright.PENANAirNcHHdmkh
黑勋爵:“……”82Please respect copyright.PENANAEpXpzrX28m
副连托着下巴:“撕裂倒是撕裂,谜啊……”82Please respect copyright.PENANAIES8TP40DJ
MP四0和波波莎同时开火,像火和火药的碰撞,像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下,像一纸时代的和平,铠甲轰然声声。82Please respect copyright.PENANAdlJtk9Gdgu
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转,画风不对,转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁,坐标K10。向我开炮,向我开炮!”其实——我是一个演员!82Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y0MYRnIUd
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼,森然:“坐标K10,命令炮团,全部弹药打光!”82Please respect copyright.PENANAUf0yi1JqSG
持续10分钟的天摇地动。82Please respect copyright.PENANAk9OtmGZZHa
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜:“漫天箭雨,无所遁形。”82Please respect copyright.PENANAcTPB9Qeoqs
血逼萝莉:“阵地怎么样?炸回石器时代了?”82Please respect copyright.PENANAf6PoXScOvI
“报告,坐标有误,没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”82Please respect copyright.PENANACG7mW02xJE
命硬:“!……向元首报喜,K10炮火覆盖位置,没有一个敌人。”82Please respect copyright.PENANAKRcFO1jru7
S军一拥而上。82Please respect copyright.PENANAeNi6qjWsVa
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中,扣动扳机。82Please respect copyright.PENANA2mpwp4oXgA
这一刻终于来了吗?病跃出雪坑:“人间不空,凤翅天翔!”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。82Please respect copyright.PENANAD7QdLbyrfo
这一钳,奔雷惊马!82Please respect copyright.PENANAqGJxXnEig2
咦?技能进阶了。82Please respect copyright.PENANAWfYwZ4OT2M
天赋技能:中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。82Please respect copyright.PENANABt8thWfm6O
效果:拔牙过程中,50%几率拔出患牙,疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿,3%拔出一颗健康牙齿,3%断根残留持续疼痛,3%半边面部肿胀疼痛,3%麻醉失效,3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常,3%造成持续性流血,3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透,3%单侧眼球摘除,3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断,3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高,3%出现仇医心理,拳力上升,自制力大幅降低,冷却时间5分钟。82Please respect copyright.PENANAxIe8kvqqwf
施法方式:主动碰触,无冷却。需特殊装备,白大衣,拔牙钳。82Please respect copyright.PENANA5beJTTfBIN
职业要求:具备专业知识,5年以上拔牙经验,和医者仁心。82Please respect copyright.PENANA9a6z8w62ct
注明:人不癫狂枉少年,我若癫狂牙乱飞。82Please respect copyright.PENANAIYuuXxvPYn
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道:“卧倒!”82Please respect copyright.PENANA3NTk3UpZ4Z
……82Please respect copyright.PENANA3VXTgsuYfx
大家面面相觑,咋啦?二战来了圣逗士?82Please respect copyright.PENANAEcGfYWigYF
老兵约翰:“有人受伤吗?”82Please respect copyright.PENANAs1cCrO5HCV
“挪开,让我看到钱!”82Please respect copyright.PENANAE3gkRaegPW
“门牙有点松,可能是刚刚磕了一下。”82Please respect copyright.PENANAJsBCoH47uE
“说吧,小瘪三,想怎么死?”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。82Please respect copyright.PENANAflO1vh4lRw
“我想安乐死。”82Please respect copyright.PENANALqPRoB8Mq4
“……砍掉五肢,滴腊。”82Please respect copyright.PENANAfdRtEi8kEW
在面对人生最大危机,在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静,病猛然想到方林,一个非常有名的救命绝招!82Please respect copyright.PENANAzgErIlJ8Ki
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的!”82Please respect copyright.PENANAkjD8b1OyMu
“何时才有钱”:“哈?我小女儿刚初中,大女儿去年生了啊……”82Please respect copyright.PENANAdpN9uTMurL
“……是我的!!”82Please respect copyright.PENANAa8rGt0uKNg
“是——你忒喵逗我,谁的我能不知道?砍他!”82Please respect copyright.PENANACXUbFEUSyS
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