老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYVWW08v3Z
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMbpRA4IKz
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkOEnbcrg9
死战，死战，死战。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yP8MHDWK7
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGZ5JAOgi2
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigdIl8Iuvk
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOkjZZmrAB
妻子走来。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90aee36eF1
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz3sBZcCUf
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYdSWPE7AV
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiDg8bE8Kr
恐惧在De军中蔓延。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPy6jTia8u
副连：“战歌！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCq6liGd71
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeD5J2lf3Z
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2QGTbBC1r
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9BuShI1JH
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjwR5ZIrxF
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7UC5Zyyf3
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1rdVMhOPz
黑勋爵：“……”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D7zDe0IQY
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGanwtpVR0
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTwTJWf6vk
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLxC1XObUk
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKfPdmaVTE
持续10分钟的天摇地动。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3O6soqjG8
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQkQw62k4d
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27CLeyoPUi
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzFMupqHn3
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T1XvZOcjf
S军一拥而上。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTemMPZey5
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq4AsCPcEo
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RRFebkz1O
这一钳，奔雷惊马！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KKvY2IyEB
咦？技能进阶了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfy097ViBe
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dvIhDxTt8
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK9ZcCBcwl
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzzTYxXzDY
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKJD5eATTm
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpwFRYYY6G
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf5LmlL0dP
……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtiTWzmFA0
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UEO2SuE9l
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UfFrSM5Hz
“挪开，让我看到钱！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tbKe1bd4B
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItZsi1mlV9
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU6oqPRV0k
“我想安乐死。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwM6NNc4qa
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofUxpXp5K5
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrGFXOFEj8
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbamDyiP9i
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Md9mtadZ4
“……是我的！！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw03CVRyAO
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WrIbgYhJr
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