水兵R:“粉丝关注,鱼碗比T,还有你的一言一行,每一啵666,甚至每一次呼吸,每一只火柴,都影响影评,关乎生死。”
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吸过敲着挽留:“一个人要经历多长的旅途,才能称得上汉子?白鸽要飞跃几重大海,才能在沙滩安眠?要遭受几次战火洗礼,才能换来永远的和平。朋友,那答案正随风飘荡……”55Please respect copyright.PENANAQSJN8SfLCJ
活宝拉病跳起华尔兹,后者不会,只能紧跟舞步脸贴胸口被甩来甩去两脚飞踢,闭目佯装沉醉,问题是活宝还矮!把众人整笑了。55Please respect copyright.PENANA1GVb5wF3Wh
病恼得头发竖起像超级赛亚人。不用怀疑,就是报复。我忒喵要打,永不和平!55Please respect copyright.PENANA4qE7RYUIsa
周围森森枪口面面相觑冷冷凝视——我们不要面子的吗?55Please respect copyright.PENANAzW4EalxEsr
汉斯肺气炸,让你们救伤员呢!55Please respect copyright.PENANAqALW6NOp8B
何谓格调?9528吃一颗豆,低头不语,抿一口。燕燕呢喃,春自老去水自流。我要装个逼。55Please respect copyright.PENANAoRl5ABjDiH
水兵R:“为什么金牛影帝这么少?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAOussgYpljv
双方看着对面的刀枪有些激动尴尬又默契地保持笑容。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOUPbgKeOT2
“我来回答吧,”F莲说,“走出道路的演员之所以少,是因为大家都想着走捷径急功近利,都想着别人头铁自己黄雀,都想着以善之名行恶之实,都想着安宁心灵遮盖真像,都想着不择手段不劳而获。殊不知,怕苦,苦半辈子。不怕苦,苦一辈子。明白了吗?演员要做的,就是经历苦难,让自己心静心诚心自由。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAqOWO8qwMDQ
桔子黑背青霞明月夜水兵R张丽萎举着小镜子“镜子,镜子,谁……”(煞是壮观),纷纷表示大有收获,听君一席话,如听一席话。55Please respect copyright.PENANAC7DnPAEmBA
“我滴,欧打妇女战队——忘者,你滴,叫什么?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAhKRVQHToa2
病:“……”55Please respect copyright.PENANASGMWFe5oT3
忘者:“刚才说到哪了?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAtTN5Rca5Ae
9528:“ ‘刚才说到哪了?’。”55Please respect copyright.PENANALEiQvCyI2W
“不是这一句,笨蛋!不要重复我的话,我指的是倒数第二句。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAnlRPhebGC4
“‘刚才说到哪了?’。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAMI3b2cdhgq
“天哪,你鹦鹉吗?你怎么就不明白!不是让你说‘我的’倒数第二句,是‘别人’说的倒数第二句。别人说的!”55Please respect copyright.PENANA80Tml398sr
“‘刚才说到哪了?’”9528委屈。55Please respect copyright.PENANAVxAs00W9PE
“你忒喵——好吧好吧,你叫什么?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAiJmjLpX8Ro
“9527。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAWo8H9l3qzQ
“9527,明天去肉弹组报到,把这该死的团战打赢,清楚了吗!”55Please respect copyright.PENANAOhWt20sZDE
“……是,阁下,非常清楚——前几天有看球吗?詹姆S又创记录了,唯一对阵30支球队都拿到三双的球员。”55Please respect copyright.PENANA9zA1CBc9AV
活宝傲然:“换我上,我能对阵30支球队都轮休。”55Please respect copyright.PENANA84X48d3T4L
青霞:“新年一月一号,国足输港足。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAaIQYXYmj7d
副连:“当元旦晚会!”55Please respect copyright.PENANAB2ZMqc2x5u
国足淡幕:“上次我是阴历年初一给大家添堵,这次我来个阳历年的(裹被微笑)。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAdSDnQaG12G
“巴萨一亿欧报价理查L森遭拒,这事没人知道?”活宝说。55Please respect copyright.PENANAXeyXIGwsyz
张丽萎:“这鬼东西不值一亿吧,巴萨疯了还是埃弗顿疯了?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAajDp6ZbFmW
“这算啥?我出一亿报价张白芝,她不答应我继续加,她答应了当我没说。”病悄悄抬了抬屁股,“砰”的一声,通体舒。算来半年愁,石沉大海。55Please respect copyright.PENANApFvEZvPpjb
下一刻,枪声大作!顷刻间失去好几头生命。55Please respect copyright.PENANAVXYFn6oM2V
重庆会议当事人像野旺财一样打了个滚,拼命往回爬。速度之快只有八字形容——电光火石,人到中年!55Please respect copyright.PENANATltqBP6GK5
9528被打得手舞足蹈鬼哭狼嚎:“悄悄滴进村,打枪滴不要!”55Please respect copyright.PENANAx2qRkcrNpX
费茨一口唾沫吐在一名De菌身上:“是他先开的枪,交给S菌让他上头条,混蛋!”55Please respect copyright.PENANAgAF3cmZJ2N
士兵脸色苍白,他是听到枪声才开的枪,谁信!55Please respect copyright.PENANAFBzuLbdfRa
汉斯:“别吵了,我们是侵略S联的野兽。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAnjTIy03ZVG
桔子:“确认过眼神?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAo1JMRGfDmx
副连:“嗯,越楠阿富汉交过手,都是些精神病,不简单,不好搞。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAXxElJqbS1a
勋爵桔子青霞病陈冠西一起扭头,面无表情盯着他。除了活宝。55Please respect copyright.PENANATE2q8IqM7I
“看什么看!这玩意每个人都有。只在于可不可控。”55Please respect copyright.PENANALr1Z2h7RWE
怎么不简单?答曰:前妻富江。