哇哇兵:“君画梅竹深,晚霞任纷纷。”
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明月夜颦眉:“谁有尿不湿?我又进退失——禁了。”真是够了!每天不是上钟就是在上钟的路上,演部电影,居然还要担心尿不湿够不够用……即便哥哥不在身边,我的生命短暂,也要活下去。78Please respect copyright.PENANAIba1Ewy9yf
病:“不止你一个。”幸甚尿频尿黄,省得我晨也瞅,昏也盼,绞的七零八落造反肠,相思成灾佛跳墙。就短短的,思卿一默然。78Please respect copyright.PENANA8yLz4vBKDv
汉斯:“还剩62人,不能再多了。”78Please respect copyright.PENANAxflwSQ0bqJ
费茨安慰明月夜:“别去想,想多会发疯,好好哭一场。”78Please respect copyright.PENANAqhfarL84Oa
汉斯举着白布对病说:“医疗兵跟我拖伤员。”78Please respect copyright.PENANAny3S1rbawC
罗路塞给活宝一根烟:“别去。你很像我儿子。”78Please respect copyright.PENANApVxDl29bQU
活宝:“哦,多大了?”78Please respect copyright.PENANAQIkUtQRYJh
“3岁。”78Please respect copyright.PENANAcsksWjLiJw
战线回到50%,双方在废墟堆里摘取犬牌,小心翼翼救治伤员,一名S菌顶多13岁。78Please respect copyright.PENANAYzPJswRDpw
成功守住火车站,让S菌政委很高兴。他问士兵们什么心情。78Please respect copyright.PENANAF00ByA0WVh
肚子咕噜咕噜,新邻姓王。两杯,三杯伏特家,天地不一样。士兵们用木屑黑面包搭配乱炖汤,马肉吱吱肉斯帕姆午餐肉甜菜根胡椒胡萝卜硫黄菌燕麦腌黄瓜猪油鱼干土豆葱盐白菜,搞里头~~~~~~~!呈现一锅浓妆淡抹总相宜。冷冷的冰雨暖暖的汤,拧开加速器大口大口地吞食,太下饭了。什么都好,就是咸咸马肉太薄又闪亮,空荡荡的牙缝堵不住逆流而上的胃液,以致大家看厨师的眼神冒了绿色。多种多样的美味在嘴里融化为幸运,驱散战场的阴霾和举目疯狂,驱散天将明,心慌慌,驱散上位者瞎鸡巴扯的口号,愿天下一家,千里共婵娟。此刻,我们是汤的俘虏。78Please respect copyright.PENANAavNe6ObXX9
愿意为她,再打十年。烟香缭绕中,闻言面无表情者有之,汗出如浆者有之,目含嗤笑汗不敢出者有之,思绪混乱者有之,心满意足叼事后烟者有之(吱吱肉真是太讲究太治愈了啊)。还想追加点什么,还想……!78Please respect copyright.PENANAeVmfRghzJ2
吸过:“什么心情?狗屁心情。”78Please respect copyright.PENANAHGbVyv2hGb
黄昏静悄悄,恋人细语时,不远处尸坑血池。78Please respect copyright.PENANAVo5TKf66gU
拼尽全力,天涯此时!78Please respect copyright.PENANAtSYO4FpKbg
病从墙洞钻出来,生而无趣,长叹:“香甜可口的水没知音品鉴。”节奏感被打断啦。78Please respect copyright.PENANAAt7R0gHZxF
人生三不幸,老王洞房,大便不畅,老王洞房大便不畅。78Please respect copyright.PENANAJPgDHrbZoD
拼尽全力,青筋暴起,双瞳充血,眼看就要撞沉吉野!一只蒙面黑鼠突然像杰森一样窜出来逛街,硬生生把露出尖尖角迎风摇曳的小荷吓了回去,呀,梗在该死的伊斯坦布尔。吞之不能,吐之不可,如椒辣辣,如脉动动,一夫当关,万夫莫开。阿米尔,阿米尔,你可否为我冲一次?煎熬无度,含悲到暮,鬼地方连印渡都不如!人家好歹卫生间放杯饮料。78Please respect copyright.PENANAlbGRP0e44z
他挠了挠,发狠,痛并满足,蛋痒不是病。指尖的咸香,恰似淡淡晚风带着露水的芬芳,吹过一个又一个春夏秋冬,让人有种莫名的迷醉和唾液分泌,并回忆起《指尖上的盅国》。78Please respect copyright.PENANAV7auYhDbo0
“出身贵,妲己嗣。既生瑜,何生痔。待垂髫,骑竹马。采红豆,湖山畔。七八岁,有思想。姐洗澡,要偷看。满十四,救命呀。一滴精,十滴血!”伴随快板声,石板路,忘者漫步来。78Please respect copyright.PENANARpRF3UPoLr
面瘫,让病想起一个NBA球星,麻烦。78Please respect copyright.PENANA41jNUBk9SE
“how are you,”他堆起笑脸一拍胸口,“英格丽许,棒棒!”78Please respect copyright.PENANA7URQi3KqGl
忘者瞟了一眼。78Please respect copyright.PENANAJhrUXJVpA9
9528:“我们是殴打妇女战队的。”78Please respect copyright.PENANAv6rZs70UWX
“没有其他战队的军人可以声言他们是欧打妇女的菌人。”78Please respect copyright.PENANAQCs9EKuhKO
这么多东凤凰病夫,病不愿先开口了。78Please respect copyright.PENANARPsyLdxWFT
9528轻吐一句:“来S大琳看奥运哪?”78Please respect copyright.PENANA98vRq1Im77
病伸出手:“世界大同吃喝嫖赌。”78Please respect copyright.PENANAUyMYklMmmI
9528点头:“说话自由富强民主。”SDe人民的手,紧紧握在一起。78Please respect copyright.PENANA3qPxOQAOhK
“听说导演……”一把土豆递了过来。78Please respect copyright.PENANAQD5M7CGPZ2
“听说慈父……”玛莲娜·迪特里X的方巾照递过去。78Please respect copyright.PENANA6P8KKtppEo
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