青霞:“料青山看我应如是。”
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倒是货真价实的美人。比上个好,那个被阿姨夸得天上少有,淑女难求,但是她微信个人名片“AAA小燕子(全国可飞……”他默默把一小瓶稀流酸放回背包里。75Please respect copyright.PENANAeMPKVwVo8z
“点心吃吗?”75Please respect copyright.PENANAGb2VniMmqJ
“女士优先,握随意咧。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4tdrSYNun
“两杯咖啡可以吗?”75Please respect copyright.PENANAeDtF0JVDY2
“握随意咧。”咖啡加蛋奶,握是你的人。中间插根肠,随便你开整。75Please respect copyright.PENANAKq3J6vsCcw
“……牛奶?”75Please respect copyright.PENANAsLCgw7WxpK
“握不喝动物奶。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAJLSoZqRo5r
“你要整哪样?”青霞轻轻轻轻地说。75Please respect copyright.PENANAupDzvLjOS4
好强的气场!病心里一凛:“拿着不错的包却穿着廉价的鞋,看上去像个乡巴佬。良好的营养让你的骨骼生长,可你还是贫穷山里人的后代。是吧,青霞女士?你想摆脱口音,纯正的黑木崖口音……”75Please respect copyright.PENANAi0ztVJnd1H
“鞋子20万。”75Please respect copyright.PENANA7yFHlqWySM
“……姐姐,自由在先,生命在后,其他无价。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAW7koagXioQ
“不要叫我姐姐。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAzS2HjmxD5E
“欧,”他委屈,“娘子……”说实话,他讨厌她,她让自己手足无措苦苦压抑,像个奴仆。75Please respect copyright.PENANAC3CyF9lkqP
出门没看黄历。整天催催催。不去就咱滴命苦喂,两眼泪汪汪,抬头一堵墙。咱盼她,生个蛋(往眼睛里滋珍珠明目液)。只想有生之年,抱孙子80天环游卤蛋。跳伞攀崖,一个不拉。深海沉舟,样样耍起——环球旅行不等于环球杀手啊。白发人送白发人喂……#!读书不让恋,毕业就相亲,相亲就催婚。别挑三拣四,闺女,咱随便来一斤。上,走起,卡蒙,不浪漫是罪名~~~~~~!平时不谈性,结婚就催生。整天问问问。卷发器和脸部按摩棒都分不清。无爱婚姻。无性繁殖。75Please respect copyright.PENANAw9JUNQUerz
现在想来,恍如隔世。75Please respect copyright.PENANAypIeNJHXlG
她点了一杯黑山咖啡,一份提拉米苏。75Please respect copyright.PENANApz6lMZ0hFD
他点了一杯免费清水,两个窝窝头。75Please respect copyright.PENANAgCo0X8ddRg
打了个响指,手挂在椅背上,把空杯递给店小二:“续杯。新闻看了吗,区区一个局长,贪污2000亿。”75Please respect copyright.PENANADFCoyeTjFt
青霞看着小说:“恩,权力需要制衡。”75Please respect copyright.PENANA4OgdZrnUPr
店小二纳闷,他迎来送往见多识广,谎言被用来遮盖不义,嫖客玻璃啥没见过?这对旺财男女眉来眼去聊政治,合适吗。75Please respect copyright.PENANAvlOjq3oFFn
合不合适犬管闲事,念出来做啥子嘛?病笑笑,男儿肚里能撑船,自己估计能开进辽柠和祥和。75Please respect copyright.PENANAzzjW6VDq1L
“制衡不了。妇人之术天下无出其右。”啥尿性别人不知道?75Please respect copyright.PENANArb3HMbQTr7
“妇人之术?”75Please respect copyright.PENANAj7cJy9VnGM
“权斗。要说正心修身齐家治果平天下,一概不会。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAwCl3Yl0n3L
青霞沉吟:“不可一棒打落所有。说英雄,谁是英雄?”75Please respect copyright.PENANAroao6d9ZBU
“风月情浓,谁为情种?”病微微皱眉,这是考我文科哩,自己的长项是牙科。75Please respect copyright.PENANAX8bfuM0J2A
“男有孙中山。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAVEddPwizAg
“女有武则天。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAJILcn7xJNE
“西门吹雪。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAz6KEAoxXUK
“阿莲!”75Please respect copyright.PENANAlrN1p0s3j2
“万礼独行。”75Please respect copyright.PENANA1yQlGxef84
“不知火舞。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAk7H7ydhQjX
“男有楚霸王。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAODWKaNaMzr
“女有武则天。”75Please respect copyright.PENANA6hbal9hAby
“换一个。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAAyH4Si1aDk
“晓得咯,这个好记撒。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAARISpKsdKz
背后刺着“八秒温柔”的活宝在远处实在看不过去,急忙短信:“整天瞎叨叨,骗个姑娘都不会,还牛大毕业?好好地做你面首这份很有前途的职业去吧!”75Please respect copyright.PENANAGo6SEXeNb8
什么话!欺负我老人家年少色衰罢啦。病一脸不屑回复:“奥疤玛级水准,是你能了解?”75Please respect copyright.PENANAaI84yIIsro
“前面的糖尿病人闪开,不要让他尝到甜头!”75Please respect copyright.PENANAXFjjXcCPtH
“you can you up,no can no bb。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAnL6dYddzlw
“真的,你俩不般配。她可乐2L瓶,你是可乐罐。让我来。”75Please respect copyright.PENANA8nhcwCMciZ
“脑子瓦特了?”妈妈,你可还记得那只草帽?妈妈,我好像找到生命意义了。定喝她,洗澡汤,管什么亲娘不亲娘。75Please respect copyright.PENANAQgaEgQvpMG
“……青霞是个好姑娘,如果你不珍惜,不好好待她,我不会放过你!她也就是夜总会去多了些。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAG6Fo83G99M
“闭嘴,闭嘴,再啰嗦我找个观众绿了我自己!”75Please respect copyright.PENANAeiDD7xCWJB
青霞:“你是牙医?”75Please respect copyright.PENANA1d2cUmcTh4
“曾经,现在青山从事研究工作。”75Please respect copyright.PENANASkfoCxyPRe
“父母——呃,方便说说志向吗?”75Please respect copyright.PENANAfYw2pRjnLB
“娶妻八百人,我辈岂是蓬蒿人,夜未央。” 念完俳句,他换上一副忧国忧民的面容,“姑娘晶晶,你呢,你有男友吗?”75Please respect copyright.PENANA08z32nBAD7
“有一只。”75Please respect copyright.PENANAw4CwBdeN3h
“令狐虫,我跟你誓不两立,你喝了我的奶昔,有你没我!”病一拍桌子,是可忍孰不可忍。75Please respect copyright.PENANArUadktIbkn
“说什么!”青霞难得脸红了下。75Please respect copyright.PENANAX261Bbs6rP
“好大一棵树——不提了不提了,跟你商量个事,救个急,跟我结婚。”一顶帽子压不死人!