护士长:“我想如果人们看到这段录像,他们只会说:‘哦,上帝,这真是太恐怖了’,然后继续他们的晚餐。”
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副连不知道脚下废墟是什么街道,左边什么街道,右边什么街道。看着地图,额头显示了一个“三”字,又变成“川”。86Please respect copyright.PENANAvxKHxYajQw
踩雷犬:我理解你,但是我们需要尊重彼此,并找到一个让双方满意又合乎理性的解决途径,而不是用一些幼稚的方法。86Please respect copyright.PENANAaGHDCeciJE
他看着踩雷犬:“你不是曾给小胡导演当过导盲犬吗?”86Please respect copyright.PENANAMG3ufdGJCu
黑背眼神坚定整理了一下发型:因为我是门外汉!(本大小姐是导盲犬不是导航犬啊)86Please respect copyright.PENANAFXc4rwmHNy
副连郁闷:“那你这么兴奋地带路!”(蹦蹦跳跳,还哼哼“我从山中来,带着兰花草”……)86Please respect copyright.PENANAFsQPkndY8x
黑背眼眶泪珠打转:你——欺负人家,不理你了。86Please respect copyright.PENANARZtkpLLHgg
“……”86Please respect copyright.PENANACY2bIZKPDi
这里原该有一座图书馆,老毛子在此议论辩论争论拳论。任务目标火车站大致在前方偏左400米,200米?不难辨认,因为枪炮太密集,就像50个家庭同时办红白喜事放鞭炮。而他恰似门前大树下多情鸭妈妈,领着1234567,不同肤色一个爸。86Please respect copyright.PENANAudPs0xZC0w
“让你们尝尝20年纯——半阳之体的厉害!”活宝熟练地在单点和三连发之间来回切换。86Please respect copyright.PENANAK6FvmCy6tz
副连:“射击节奏不错。”很适应战场。86Please respect copyright.PENANAgRaKCpcKnx
“那是。我从小到大天天早上都玩过山车,晚上呢就玩海盗船。也会早上玩海盗船,晚上玩过山车,黄昏再玩多次海盗船都试过呀我告诉你。”86Please respect copyright.PENANARQ7TOAcdZO
“……听着,保卫别人才能保卫自己,只顾自己,活不长!”打仗就是如此,“以前有个新人不听话被妖怪抓走,割掉六根手指只剩拇指和小指,问天天不知叫地地不应,太惨了。”86Please respect copyright.PENANAh88fi9lQIV
“后来怎样?”86Please respect copyright.PENANAWl7HBtU12f
“怎样?只能666了啊。”86Please respect copyright.PENANA3TZChiCRMP
活宝不舒服:“我又不是孩子,当然不会做孤胆英雄。只是午夜梦回,难免想凭一己之力挽狂澜于即倒。”86Please respect copyright.PENANAGmxKBJmps5
“……”86Please respect copyright.PENANAtMawkPZH7O
拐角重伤S菌悲壮地与活宝对射,“九头蛇万岁!”突然卡壳了,泥妈。86Please respect copyright.PENANAatT8ZIj4RV
活宝笑,你不响了,我这还响着呢。“燃烧我的卡路里!”86Please respect copyright.PENANA3Uudkieqzb
干掉,两盒了,开。86Please respect copyright.PENANANBjVNhkqaG
天赋技能——透视。86Please respect copyright.PENANAAnQQvXQCoc
我滴乖乖!86Please respect copyright.PENANAluytQbTAHc
“是不是近视!”86Please respect copyright.PENANAgCeuwPc5Lk
“200度。”节奏被打断,有点不开心。86Please respect copyright.PENANARxfkZR1dbo
“200度?200度你能毫不犹豫一呛干在战友背上!动动脑袋!”副连指着空荡荡的前方说。86Please respect copyright.PENANAbDxZod1y9q
活宝猛一低头,开了一块砖!“那人打牌出老千——你敢说你没打错人吗!”君子报仇,十年不晚。老紫报仇,从早到晚。86Please respect copyright.PENANAbK96SrEfnc
“那倒是,我是出了名的狙击基本靠甩——我在问你!”86Please respect copyright.PENANAO7hhC4l75L
“我是硕士伦200度,没说近视200度啊!”86Please respect copyright.PENANAbc1ZFhsOBL
“那要不要我说对不起啊!!”86Please respect copyright.PENANAbuzVVUCYF8
看不起老紫。活宝以单身已久的手速将MP四0拆成一堆废铁,尔后他龙王一笑生死难料,更快地完成枪械组装,完了还多出两个零件……86Please respect copyright.PENANAGrYPUkmDUl
“梦想是什么?”看到潜力种子盯着云朵一副半自闭的样子,副连摇头,还是换了种语气。86Please respect copyright.PENANAGvvFAqhCvN
活宝像德内罗般邪魅哂笑,梦想是凡人的,自己都透视了,我这是芯长的野望。86Please respect copyright.PENANAZBIEu7ikKz
他矜持道:“曾有战神回家,看到5岁女儿仅穿白上衣睡在犬窝。牙齿咬碎,一声令下。”86Please respect copyright.PENANAL6bCaXLAdn
“十万大军,报仇雪恨?”86Please respect copyright.PENANA8tgcgjixyZ
“十万白衣5岁少女缓缓爬出犬窝,”活宝张开双臂深呼吸,“号令天下,莫敢不从!”86Please respect copyright.PENANARv3pvTI6jC
副连瞪着活宝,心说这忒喵不是战神,这是无情哈拉少!