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奇異農：大俠
ISSUE #73
Author: 胡殊
奇異農：大俠
Author: 胡殊
ISSUE #73
端午尬聊
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上禮拜大俠回老家過端午連假，我去充當兩天鏟屎官。

禮拜天晚上大俠回來時剛好有遇到，進門看見我跟書生還在，就發揮他尬聊的本事：

「明天就端午節了、端午節快樂。」

「哦哦！慶祝……紀念屈原的日子。」

「其實……我跟屈原差一天。」

「哪個部分？跳江的部分嗎？」

「沒有啦！我的農曆生日跟屈原差一天，老人家不是通常比較會記農曆生日？」

（是說，怎麼會有人把自己生日跟別人忌日一起比啊……而且，最後還想表達誰是老人家嗎？）

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奇異農：大俠
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Last updated: May 31, 2026
Total word count: 114,059
Total reading time: 380 Minutes
Writer:
胡殊
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