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奇異農：大俠
ISSUE #90
Author: 胡殊
奇異農：大俠
Author: 胡殊
ISSUE #90
提神飲料
No Plagiarism!ZHoI4L4BQvrskZaQtAhRposted on PＥNAＮＡ

我上次買了一箱非常便宜的提神飲料，問書生要不要跟我分？

結果大俠聽到關鍵字“提神飲料”時，突然湊過來說：「是不是有加牛磺酸的那個？」

然後就拿起一罐飲料開始喃喃說道：「水、蔗糖、葡萄糖、檸檬酸、二氧化碳、牛磺酸……」

原本以為大俠唸到牛磺酸就會停止，結果大俠還繼續唸下去：「……檸檬酸鈉、香料、咖啡因、菸鹼……ㄒㄧ？……醯胺嗎？本多酸鈣、維生素B6、核黃素、葉黃素、維生素B12……」

我跟書生對看一眼，對大俠的行為毫無頭緒……

「每日限飲一瓶，不建議兒童、孕婦……」

書生馬上喊停：「我買！我買！不要再唸了……」

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奇異農：大俠
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Last updated: Feb 14, 2025
Total word count: 77,030
Total reading time: 257 Minutes
Writer:
胡殊
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