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俐落的打鍵盤聲,白畫面,另一道緩慢打字聲,一一出現片名名單。鍵、盤、1、4、9,廉價的字體。俐落的打鍵盤聲愈來愈快。30Please respect copyright.PENANAidrNW9wVaI
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#2 套房內,傍晚30Please respect copyright.PENANAk8HoqEX4wQ
電子郵件視窗內,已打入「吳專員你好:我想請問,這次徵件是否」。品威(男,28歲)坐在餐桌前盯著螢幕,歪著頭,上半身幾乎趴下。緩緩敲擊鍵盤,將視窗內的文字改成「吳先生您好:請問這次徵件的作品能不能使用」。品威頭歪向另一邊,緩緩敲擊鍵盤,文字被改成「吳先生大鑑:我要詢問有關這次比賽的細則,可不可以請你給我更詳細的」。30Please respect copyright.PENANA1YVq0sQJ9j
聽見打鍵盤的聲音愈來愈快,品威直起脖子,越過筆電螢幕看過來。30Please respect copyright.PENANAcohMQwFhx2
美雪(女,26歲)坐在餐桌另一側,雙眼直盯螢幕,十指快速打著鍵盤,不時翻閱蔡珠兒的《種地書》、操作電子書閱讀器裡艾美.艾德蒙森的《正確犯錯》,動作迅速確實,甚至出現些許動態殘影。30Please respect copyright.PENANA8YZx2nGTyY
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品威:「哇……」30Please respect copyright.PENANAnAa8zHMmwn
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品威看得出神。美雪絲毫沒注意,五分鐘後,用力按下鍵盤側邊的ENTER鍵,發出響亮的聲音。30Please respect copyright.PENANAVkEOPY8Scy
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美雪:「搞定──!兩篇書評,寄出!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAjztlsmBlDI
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美雪滿臉笑容,脫下眼鏡,扭扭脖子,伸伸懶腰。品威看了一眼時鐘。6:15。30Please respect copyright.PENANAObMfm4ee8W
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品威:「那個羅主編不是五點才打電話給妳的嗎?才一個小時就寫完了呀?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAAQAwwF1woP
美雪:「羅主編說,明天早上網站就要刊登了嘛,剛好這兩本書我也才剛看完,趁著記憶還新鮮,當然是愈快愈好囉。」30Please respect copyright.PENANArxWG5DPLS4
品威:「妳平常也看太多書了吧……。兩篇一共幾個字啊,這麼快?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAzSSHpRfeVq
美雪:「一篇2000多字,另一篇3000多字。呵呵,一個字0.8元,兩篇就賺4800吔,我從來沒拿過這麼好的價錢。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA7QrapCFzeq
品威:「哇!一分鐘就能打100個字啊!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAJGVc4aLSS3
美雪:「我盲打的最高紀錄,一分鐘可以打到413個字呢。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAz0WSBFQphj
品威:「真的假的?妳怎麼學的?也太厲害了吧。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA5rjw2I87lR
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品威露出崇拜的眼神,美雪微微一笑,戴上眼鏡。30Please respect copyright.PENANAs1WtQFToej
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美雪:「是鍵盤啦,鍵盤的關係。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAwbzEcXLLAQ
品威:「不可能!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAtTmwHkVm0K
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品威立刻拿起外接的鍵盤,高舉過頭,連續按了好幾個鍵。30Please respect copyright.PENANAhIJqvALjgW
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品威:「妳聽聽這清脆又內斂的聲音,還有按下去的段落感和反饋感,這可是茶軸的喔。妳看這個鍵帽,設計感的圓弧邊角,觸感超好,還可以自由更換顏色,妳看看,這個灰橘,還有莫蘭迪綠,是我多加了500加訂的,總共花了我4800呢。妳說我的鍵盤不行,不可能,絕對不可能!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAEUu1TjPnjI
美雪:「哈,你是曹操啊。就是太好的才不行,你過來看看我的鍵盤。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAoOMvndpDsS
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品威站起身,繞到美雪的座位後方,美雪雙手拿開,露出一個外觀平凡無奇的鍵盤,唯一的特點是沒有任何印刷字樣。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXIpZqjmEvd
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品威:「啊?妳改用空白鍵盤了呀?」30Please respect copyright.PENANA8nrzyVEcdb
美雪:「這不是空白鍵盤啦,是一個149元的超便宜鍵盤。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAeXhZh0VfrY
品威:「149?用這麼爛的鍵盤怎麼可能打這麼快?怎麼辦到的?」30Please respect copyright.PENANA0n0IzVyiV0
美雪:「呵呵。國小三年級的時候,學校不是就有電腦課了嗎,我們老師那時候就規定要考打字。家裡根本沒電腦,媽媽就撿了她們公司報廢的鍵盤給我。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA49wFMLjp8V
品威:「只有鍵盤乾練呀?那不是很無聊,至少要搞個小遊戲吧。」30Please respect copyright.PENANALrWID5Zz5q
美雪:「不會呀,我覺得很好玩,像彈鋼琴一樣,就一直練習。沒過一個禮拜,鍵盤上面印的注音和字母就都被磨不見了,還好我都還記得位置,就這樣變成了練習盲打。到了學期末,我一分鐘就可以打出50個字喔,那是我第一次得到第一名,超開心的,明明不是生日,媽媽還買了85度C的杯子蛋糕,好好吃喔。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAmcRo23NI10
品威:「喔……是這樣呀……」30Please respect copyright.PENANANtF9sxBolp
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畫面轉暗,小時候的美雪(10歲)坐在陰暗樓梯間的階梯上,膝上放著鍵盤,手指慢慢戳著鍵盤。品威隱隱露出心疼的表情,美雪並未注意。30Please respect copyright.PENANAefN4NKKlni
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美雪:「後來我還發現一件有趣的事。鍵盤上還有那些印刷字的時候,我就會忍不住偷看,反而一直卡住,變成我的創作低潮期。所以我現在都買最便宜的鍵盤,印刷的品質最差,有的甚至像是用膠水黏的,用酒精和紗布擦,再用指甲摳一下,差不多五六天,上面的字就會全部不見了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAsbGvPsGdUs
品威:「是喔……我還以為妳那是在消毒咧。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAklO0rz4yNc
美雪:「我才沒那麼有潔癖。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAEdzR0VZwkb
品威:「妳真聰明……我還真沒想到,爛設計也能有這麼好的用途。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAXZ1vZaxHo7
美雪:「呵,對吧。可惜,便宜的鍵盤還是有缺點,就是很容易壞。你看,空白鍵的左邊已經沒感覺了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAFW19u4HhbF
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美雪按了按空白鍵的左側,聲音鬆鬆的,螢幕裡的打字游標都沒有反應。30Please respect copyright.PENANA7CsoZAwKuw
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美雪:「還有這個『ㄉ』和『ㄜ』,有時候會彈不起來,還有這個『ENTER』。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAWWBoUCuYuz
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美雪按了按中間的ENTER鍵,稍微大力一些,鍵帽便彈起掉在桌上,美雪立刻撿起來裝上,動作非常熟練。30Please respect copyright.PENANABJ15d7ivgV
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美雪:「現在才四月,這已經是今年第二個鍵盤了。對了,你那個徵稿不是六個月就截止了,公告寫得那麼不清不楚,連電話都沒留,你寫信去問了嗎?到底能不能投連作?可不可以用複合媒材?四年前的作品能不能參加?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAg67o5S7hXl
品威:「這個……我就不擅長寫東西嘛……」30Please respect copyright.PENANA48Bs9lPbuI
美雪:「要不要我來寫?很快的。」30Please respect copyright.PENANADqBG3yZp4y
品威:「也好……啊,沒事啦,就是要再斟酌一下用字,讓我練習一下也好……明天早上一定寄出去。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAB7I6TRpCXg
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品威緩步走回座位。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxrv6Jg8yKT
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美雪:「你幹麼支支吾吾的,你在想什麼?是不是又有什麼奇怪的主意。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAId8KSp4sVp
品威:「喔……我是在想……或許我可以用這個來申請一種專利,『會慢慢消失的盲打練習鍵盤』,就叫做『隱形打者』,感覺還不錯吧。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAoMJ1U8eNEG
美雪:「呵呵呵,不錯啊,感覺會賣喔,到時候我再幫你寫文案。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAytWXTS4ozA
品威:「好啊。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA4KDoUp25mG
美雪:「你餓了沒?你中午煮的味噌湯麵根本耐餓,還有剩飯,炒來吃好不好?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAy0OFxJeDnD
品威:「好好好,多加兩個蛋,還要炒醬油。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAN9364OgZFG
美雪:「沒問題。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAqJMttKne12
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美雪起身走進廚房區開始忙碌。品威坐下,一時默默不語,忽然拉近鍵盤打字,網路搜尋「訂做鍵盤」,進入網站的自選訂做介面,選擇各種適合專業打字員的配置,還有美雪喜歡的奶茶色,點選「無印」,又再註明「鍵帽、機身不要有任何印刷」,總價跳出,一組4900元,立刻線上刷卡。30Please respect copyright.PENANA0vgeAvwPHp
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〈 二。 完 〉
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美雪與品威(5分鐘小劇本)
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二。〈鍵盤149〉
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