No Plagiarism!1qeRAGAmc3Bz34m7QjpSposted on PENANA 那是十月的一個下午,我剛用完午餐,手機聲就響了。8964 copyright protection19PENANAoV8yasT0KH 維尼
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「喂,怎麼啦?」我說。8964 copyright protection19PENANAukCjUXZueE 維尼
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打電話來的是我的女朋友,她叫張品妤,是我大學時期的學妹。8964 copyright protection19PENANAyGaBsHmyLs 維尼
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張品妤說:「那個,我買的東西好像送來了,你能幫我拿一下嗎?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAXrK6nhjSEH 維尼
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我說好,她就告訴我東西已經在樓下。我換上便服,走下樓去,和配送員打招呼。8964 copyright protection19PENANA60w3iRGhoD 維尼
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「你好,是林先生嗎?這是張品妤的包裹。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAY4usEqIFwy 維尼
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我答應一聲,完成了手續後,就將那胖大的包裹抱回屋子。8964 copyright protection19PENANArUkXIMQXHo 維尼
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張品妤顯得很急,立刻打來電話,問我東西是否拿到。8964 copyright protection19PENANAsxS0cZi7E5 維尼
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我說:「拿到啦,我放桌上,妳回來再開。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAXBW0tIkYHa 維尼
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「不,你現在就開。」8964 copyright protection19PENANABjanb0EM2B 維尼
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她的語氣愉悅,不知道是買了什麼好東西。我因為好奇,也就樂於答應她的要求,我舉起美工刀,三兩下拆開了箱子,放在裡頭的是件男性的服裝。8964 copyright protection19PENANADszQRPeuoT 維尼
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張品妤愛送我衣服,常常跟她說不要,結果反而送得更勤了。8964 copyright protection19PENANAoBCiVF4mPA 維尼
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我說:「謝啦,品妤,這衣服真……」8964 copyright protection19PENANAibWPhrPHHB 維尼
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我說不下去了,話筒那側傳來笑聲。猜猜我看到什麼?我看到的衣服絕不普通。8964 copyright protection19PENANAKq5bOITuDK 維尼
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這是個變裝派對的衣服,質感粗糙的西裝,跟一個塑膠製的假牙配件。我的腦袋很快響起警報,記得月中時張品妤對我說:「好期待喔,今年的萬聖節得活動。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAIsrL0peD8v 維尼
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今年的萬聖節活動是百鬼夜行,人們扮裝走在夜市,讓平常輕鬆地場景增添點不一樣的趣味,可是對我這樣的阿宅來說,這種趣味簡直毒藥,我根本不可能參加。8964 copyright protection19PENANAsL8708oRgg 維尼
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當時我就表示:「妳就放心去玩吧,我可以顧家。」明明做出了宣告,但張品妤好像沒有要順我意的意思,這個扮裝禮物已經說明了一切。8964 copyright protection19PENANAzmFC0uSQiV 維尼
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「這東西不是要送我的吧?」我垂死掙扎。8964 copyright protection19PENANAZ3mBEWTZrg 維尼
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「當然呀,」她說:「不然誰會想穿這麼大號的衣服?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAYBauVXuhgf 維尼
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我也不想穿大號的衣服,但誰叫我身材就是不好,既然身材不好,就更不想到街區人擠人,我再一次做出不想去的宣告。8964 copyright protection19PENANA6DPv51uIfk 維尼
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張品妤說:「不行!我已經跟好姐妹們約好了,她們要帶男伴來,我怎麼能不帶?」8964 copyright protection19PENANASrc3MSzGmF 維尼
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如此這般,我就算不答應也不行了。8964 copyright protection19PENANAkpD8Q9tnXj 維尼
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女朋友傍晚下課後,就急匆匆回來打扮自己。我想說先吃個晚餐比較好,她說不需要,因為夜市多的是吃的。8964 copyright protection19PENANAMmTlz9Lh3O 維尼
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我抗議:「我是要扮演吸血鬼吧?帶著假牙怎麼吃?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAPBS9cZZT3B 維尼
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她翻了翻白眼,說:「你不會拿下來呀?」拿下來就不像吸血鬼了!8964 copyright protection19PENANAnoLeEgmwBS 維尼
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我沒話找話:「而且我們不是要跟隊伍走嗎?哪有時間買東西吃?」8964 copyright protection19PENANACcaMyOKNi6 維尼
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「管他的,又沒有人說不行。」她開始化妝,「別吵我,你先去旁邊玩手機啦!」8964 copyright protection19PENANAFWK3aEiOBe 維尼
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張品妤將自己打扮成女巫的樣子,然後才幫我化上了妝,我有一張慘白的臉,妖精般的假耳朵,和嘴裡的塑膠牙套。8964 copyright protection19PENANApPKEDSVsma 維尼
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「有點不舒服,可以不要牙套嗎?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAOtZEZZZYFk 維尼
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「拍照再帶起來就好了。」張品妤還要梳頭,就囑咐我去拿竹掃帚。我說:「確定嗎?拿著不好逛夜市吧?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAy5YBu4Tf8L 維尼
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她不高興的回:「這是一種情趣,趕快給我拿來!」8964 copyright protection19PENANAIy2YhQSLxc 維尼
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我只得聽話,於是從陽台那裡取得了竹掃把,帚的部分十分寬大,稍不小心就會刺到小腿。8964 copyright protection19PENANAkNObDUeZUn 維尼
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「妳確定要帶著?」我怯怯地問。8964 copyright protection19PENANAVyKAFnyoGf 維尼
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「不然呢?」張品妤劈手奪了掃帚,在我面前滴溜溜的轉了一圈,儼然是個小巫女的模樣。8964 copyright protection19PENANA3V8MDXiMXT 維尼
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「好不好看?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAAJYodAgete 維尼
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「好看。」我說:「就差不能飛了。」8964 copyright protection19PENANALcQz9arNKa 維尼
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「你也很好看,我是說妝」她笑得樂不可支,說:「沒見過你像你這樣吸不了血又胖的吸血鬼。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAQIEpJWyVQT 維尼
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唉,我不想去參加什麼鬼活動了。8964 copyright protection19PENANAFTicIBhRK8 維尼
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時間大概七點左右,扮裝的人都已經聚集在夜市前面。大家排排站,我們也很快找到了同伴。8964 copyright protection19PENANA1ouEuzh0Qy 維尼
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兩男兩女,都扮成了鬼怪模樣,男生是喪屍與骷髏,女生是女僕與惡魔。8964 copyright protection19PENANAfHoZl9she1 維尼
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我感覺有些困惑,問:「女僕算是鬼的一種嗎?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAYMFCT5IYUt 維尼
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女僕瞬間沉下了臉,說好的侍奉之心呢?8964 copyright protection19PENANAwjg4e0UzF9 維尼
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骷髏問:「你有看過這麼色的女僕嗎?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAmmeupQTeeL 維尼
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我眨眨眼睛,確實沒看過這麼色的女僕。8964 copyright protection19PENANAQKy9ksFMxn 維尼
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強調腿和胸部的露出度,就說是情趣衣服也不為過。8964 copyright protection19PENANAqynnoJlOSh 維尼
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我乾咳一聲,眼睛都不知道該往哪裡擺,說:「喔,是魅魔吧?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAf9B90XVfJP 維尼
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女僕的臉更陰沉了。她的男朋友喪屍下意識擋在了她的身前。8964 copyright protection19PENANApMMEf430up 維尼
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女惡魔賠笑著說:「別管他,骷髏他喝酒了……你喝太多了!」他揍了骷髏的手臂一下。8964 copyright protection19PENANAHNqQyADn3o 維尼
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「哈哈哈,讓我們嗨起來!嗚呼!」骷髏高舉雙手,一不小心撞到了後面的黑、白無常,兩個神色陰沉的壯漢不滿的看著我們,似乎考慮要牽引我們過奈何橋。8964 copyright protection19PENANASU9OHlWJLy 維尼
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「他喝醉了。」我忙說。黑、白無常不理我,白的那個卻倏然拿出手機,問:「妹妹,能不能跟妳合照?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAVe0DOPXl6j 維尼
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我們都聚焦在女僕身上,她太漂亮了,又有那麼一點色情,如果我們是身處在地獄,那麼她光是存在,就足以讓刀山油鍋變成青山綠水吧?8964 copyright protection19PENANA8tVYLUPo4B 維尼
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歡呼聲四起,百鬼夜行的活動如期展開。我們這群魑魅魍魎就像潮水般湧入夜市。8964 copyright protection19PENANAlH8GS5QV2l 維尼
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夜市已經很多人了,各個攤位都掛著像是南瓜燈籠或是蝙蝠裝飾的東西,氣氛很好,大家都很興奮。放眼望去,不論是在地或外地的,全都籠罩在一致的情緒中。8964 copyright protection19PENANA7IOsGUPIg9 維尼
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各個攤販有各個攤販的生意。穿著布偶裝的總能吸引小孩子聚集。我們這群變裝怪物自然也有該做的事,那就是從夜市的起點走到公園的終點。一路上有吃有玩,還有免費的表演,新成立的市集區,賣著各種平常見不著的玩意,成了個約會的好去處。8964 copyright protection19PENANARupsBjqoCy 維尼
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我們就一路走,偶爾和靠近的遊客互動。這對身為阿宅的我而言,根本折磨。擺出張牙舞爪的姿勢,也不知道是專業還滑稽,竟把對方逗得哈哈大笑。8964 copyright protection19PENANAe0jtULeFPL 維尼
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「我想回家!」我嘀咕。從以前到現在,一碰到不如意的事情就會讓我感到退縮。我可不願意承認自己膽小,我只是務實,駕馭不來的事情,還是交給駕馭得來的人比較好。8964 copyright protection19PENANAdQtMFQL30z 維尼
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「我想吃章魚燒。」張品妤嚷著,不一會兒就脫隊消失了,過不多久整條手腕上就掛滿五顏六色的東西,有糖葫蘆、章魚燒、地瓜球、排骨酥之類的夜市美食。她這個時候開始嫌掃帚很麻煩了,於是她將掃帚拿給我。8964 copyright protection19PENANAAzrt0fSVh9 維尼
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我不想接。8964 copyright protection19PENANA4FJUquTkRz 維尼
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張品妤皺眉:「你沒看到我拿那麼多東西嗎?幫我一下又不會死!」8964 copyright protection19PENANAoAeM9xPNqe 維尼
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早叫妳別帶了!我可不敢把心裡話說出來,所以我不甘不願的成了提掃帚的吸血鬼。8964 copyright protection19PENANAmWNGxqOz4K 維尼
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骷髏見狀笑道:「喂,你拿掃帚不會有點腳色崩塌嗎?」8964 copyright protection19PENANA55XMEmrGHo 維尼
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是啊,確實是角色崩塌呢!但比起角色崩塌,我更不希望下禮拜的每一天都是崩塌的狀態。8964 copyright protection19PENANAeXlJc6tyPA 維尼
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骷髏又說:「你看要不要讓女僕拿著?掃把很適合她的角色。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAXrYqCVk0EU 維尼
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我轉頭找女僕,發現她被簇擁在人群裡面,成了每張相片的焦點。8964 copyright protection19PENANAFyI2hoeUYp 維尼
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看著這個情形,我實在不好意思把掃帚塞給她,更何況她的男朋友(喪屍)也怪可憐的,自己女朋友成為焦點,於是掛著一張符合角色的笑容。8964 copyright protection19PENANAdTK9QFsZID 維尼
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我說:「我還是自己拿著吧。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAn0rkdS5T8o 維尼
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「對了,一般吸血鬼都拿著什麼東西啊?」骷髏問:「高腳杯?還是手杖?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAcpwR0Q2kCz 維尼
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「應該是什麼也不拿吧。」我說:「吸血鬼吸血要靠兩隻手輔助,就像吃雞翅一樣,才能把肉塞進嘴巴裡。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAQwopomQLtV 維尼
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骷髏哈哈大笑,一把摟住了我的脖子,另一隻手掐著我的肚子,笑罵:「你又在想吃的了。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAtEDJAzRsHX 維尼
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沒禮貌!8964 copyright protection19PENANAWzTOKhz92z 維尼
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