上回講到石上真男人親自上陣，點知拿到舊屎不特止仲要死埋。好彩臨死前都叫得到輝夜姬兩滴眼淚。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvr2uFsZJc
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五條傻尻嘅事傳到天皇果度，天皇好好奇世界上竟然會有一個女仔可以靚到個個心甘命抵同佢賣命做埋啲白痴嘢。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P3fS1Vtf1
於是天皇就即刻召見內侍中臣房子話：「聽講有個叫輝夜姬嘅女仔，即使N咁多個男仔去溝佢全部拒絕曬，都一樣咁多人仆上門，我好好奇到底佢係咩人？同朕傳佢入宮比朕見下。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDg4v6GcaY
中臣房子收到聖旨之後，就即刻趕到輝夜姬屋企。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8Fgarghfw
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阿伯一見條友攬住聖旨嚟嘅都唔敢攔住佢唯有請佢入屋，內侍入到去就同阿婆講：「皇上前晚睇連登見到輝夜姬個純文字J圖po，個個都講到J到出血。依家想召佢入宮比皇上望住打丁，唔該幫我叫佢出嚟。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3Y4QA2uS9
阿婆聽到就急急腳入房搵妹豬叫佢執野入宮，點知輝夜姬竟然話：「我又唔係咩靚女，只係一個靚人啲啲咁多嘅MK妹，點可以見皇上？」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEJ5TV7937
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阿婆見佢咁無禮貌就發脾氣：「你點可以咁無禮貌嫁，家陣人地係天皇派嚟帶住聖旨喺身隨時將你殺頭都得，你仲唔聽話？」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdlodEkf7G
輝夜姬答：「揸住聖旨喺身又點，我唔覺得要俾面佢播。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ddZ3SVWgK
輝夜姬表明決心就係唔會服從，阿婆雖然又嬲又怕，但話曬自己都縱咗個妹豬十幾年唔係話兇就兇得起。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNwYx3ZeVc
無計阿婆唯有出返去同內侍講：「講起上嚟就慚愧都唔知點開口，我個女佢份人太硬頸唔識大體點都唔肯出嚟，真係對唔住。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuTOJoDldT
內侍就答：「但聖上有旨叫佢一定要入宮比佢J下，如果佢唔肯出嚟我都唔好同皇上交差。再講皇上開到金口你有咩道理唔服從？」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Suanhqgsz
輝夜姬聽完就隔住房門同佢講：「係呀家陣我逆君主之令大不敬呀，有種就入嚟一巴車撚死我吖撚樣。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytZRTgxZTG
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內侍做官幾十年個個一見聖旨就已經跪喺地下奶佢腳趾奶到雪雪聲，但竟然有人會連聖旨都唔show都真係第一次。就連佢今次都唔知要點算好，唯有就將阿伯嘅說話一五一十咁帶返皇宮同皇上講。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9h0AX9jqn
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皇上亦都同咁多位巴打諗嘅一樣，一聽到條女仲寸過馬撚當堂就發曬脾氣：「吖屌你老母咁撚想死下話，就同我殺撚咗條女佢。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMcZtriur5
但冷靜落嚟之後諗深一層，如果就咁就殺咗佢咪姐係我堂堂一個天皇要聽佢支笛做野？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyXzHmjnEo
於是就即刻叫咗阿伯入宮親自問佢：「喂點做野嫁你，叫你比個女我睇住打丁姐又唔係姦撚咗佢，唔係咁都小氣下話。我都開到金口仲唔識死你父女都幾大膽下播。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc4ORodb9X
阿伯比皇上嚇到傻咗，即刻就跪喺地下答：「大人有大量呀，我個女只係睇TVB膠劇太多成日以為入宮就會搞到雞犬不寧先死都唔肯入宮。阿伯我都已經無曬辦法，睇怕都只能夠今晚返去幫佢cut咗個mytv佢再慢慢勸。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNwVewoctp
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皇上突然諗到個計仔，就同阿伯講：「我都明個女係你一手湊大唔係咁容易，一係咁啦，如果你真係勸到佢入宮嘅你想做咩官我都開個位比你。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVEwbT05gU
阿伯聽到就好開心咁跑返屋企同輝夜姬又講道理又情緒勒索又打又鬧，總之軟硬兼施落足力水。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmpAFnA7HS
輝夜姬同阿伯一齊朝見口晚見面十幾廿年點會唔知佢咩料，於是就好決絕咁同阿伯講：「你講咩都無用嫁啦，我死都唔會入宮侍奉皇上嫁。如果你係都要我入去做乜妃物妃嚟幫自己上位嘅都唔係唔得嫁，不過聽日東方頭版就會係父逼女入宮惹禍，倔強女吊死宮中。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWdkg6KmC6
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阿伯一嘢就比佢拋窒咗拿拿聲道歉：「千祈唔好呀。贏咗個官輸咗個女唔值得呀。不過我諗極都唔明點解妹豬你會咁唔鐘意皇宮，我就真係唔係好信你直頭憎到寧願去死？」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrCMNhhxrl
輝夜姬答：「信不信由你嫁炸，唔信嘅你咪可以試下送我入宮睇下會發生咩事。再講啦，前排先有五條雞蟲日日追求我個個又出錢又出力仲有人命都無埋我show都無show過佢地。家陣人地皇上開句聲我就入宮追撚含大家會點諗？」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAMvJUXbrS
阿伯即刻攬住妹豬講：「都係妹豬你最識諗，不過我都只係擔心如果再推皇上嘅遲早我同你都無命炸。等我再諗下仲有啲咩藉口可以吹睇下皇上會唔會死心啦。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9UuheWFr7
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過咗幾日阿伯再入宮去搵皇上：「皇上你咁鐘意我個女我真係好榮幸。只可惜前幾日我一同佢提起入宮佢就要生要死，又用豆腐扑頭又用意粉吊頸咁。我估皇上你應該都未重口到連死咗嘅都啱掛，反正佢死咗你都一樣得唔到佢不如就放我地一馬啦。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQIV1lziRW
皇上諗咗一陣然後問：「阿伯你屋企係咪喺山入面嚟？我就唔逼你個女入宮，但安排聽日去打獵『唔小心』撞咗入你屋企我自己溝佢咁得啦掛？」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjzhb2nyWm
阿伯心諗依個方法都算係同時滿足三個願望好過出奇蛋就同意咗。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9rjdyrHn6
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第二日皇上就已經安排好出去打獵，再使走身邊啲人之後扮曬唔覺意撞入輝夜姬屋企。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOeIyDEQPN
一打開門，入面就好似放咗閃光彈咁光到不得了，而光嘅正中間有條女坐咗喺度。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHcrgp4LDv
條女一見有陌生人入屋拿拿聲就跑入房，皇上見到佢咁嘅反應心諗仲唔係你？就一支箭咁標上去捉住條女衫袖，佢見走唔甩就唯有用手遮面唔比皇上睇到自己個樣。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHBYpMhQ1l
皇上其實一入屋果下已經睇曬佢個樣佢遮嚟都無用，果個係男人睇到都會扯旗嘅外貌令皇上更加肯定依個就係自己搵緊嘅輝夜姬。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwLP8r32WB
皇上抓住佢隻手就想拖佢返入宮據為己有：「你死心啦，依個國家嘅所有嘢，錢銀女人全部都係朕我嫁。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgK6aBXw7H
輝夜姬揈甩佢隻手之後答：「係呀皇上你無錯呀，如果我係依個國家嘅人我自然就係你嘅所有物，你要打飛機定屌曬我前門後門我都無得反對。但可惜我唔係呢，你咁樣咁硬嚟係有可能會犯日本刑法第252條侵佔罪，最高刑罰可能會被判5年以下有期徒刑嫁。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcqRWIM91G
皇上一聽到激到扎扎跳，心諗：「豈有此理屌你老母吖，今鋪我夾硬帶你返去日日屌到你腳軟聲沙睇你仲有咩花臣可以出。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0282BLAbK
皇上一手就抱起咗輝夜姬打算夾硬抱佢走，但估唔到突然之間輝夜姬大叫一聲拖爛衫就喺佢手入面消失咗閃咗去第二度。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjJec3ZuXh
皇上依啲鄉下仔邊度見過啲咁嘅野，果刻終於就知道咗眼前嘅人真係好似出面流傳咁講輝夜姬並唔係普通人而係神仙嚟，唯有就同輝夜姬講：「好啦我明白啦，我唔會再逼你。我只有最後一個願望就係可以近近地再見一次你正面我就會走嫁啦。」56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYO3PjSEGT
皇上講完之後輝夜姬就出現返喺皇上面前，放底自己隻手唔再遮住塊面。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3ccZS9cm1
雖然話就話知道輝夜姬唔係普通人，但皇上閱女無數都未曾見過一個靚到咁嘅女仔，對輝夜姬嘅思慕之情自然更加日益難耐。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVpWVc67O2
臨走之前，皇上對輝夜姬仍然依依不捨。於是就送咗首詩比輝夜姬。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcUxgJXkfJ
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還かへるさのみゆき物ものうく思おもほえてそむきて留とまる輝夜姬故かぐやひめゆゑ56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9D2XeBzXk
(歸道是憂愁 空歸徒駕愁不止 只故姬留君不來)56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jS3EetwOo
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輝夜姬見皇上開到金口都回返一首比佢。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgBMvNmnBq
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葎むぐらはふ下したにも年としは經へぬる身みの何なにかはたま玉のうてなをも見みむ56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaG9lc7akS
(葎下經年住 此身已慣鄙陋宅 金殿玉樓不冀居)56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ8009A3y7
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皇上收到佢首詩之後就更加唔捨得走，連皇宮都唔想返。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBnvWxdSW6
但時間已經嚟到凌晨就快天光都唔到皇上唔走，唯有就忍住死死地氣返去上朝。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrtiE4S8kk
自此皇上就算見到身邊後宮佳麗三千都起唔到機，只會覺得佢地個個都無一個比得上輝夜姬一成唔值得佢扯旗。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC9XdFUM2a
自此皇上不舉嘅事就咁流傳咗出去，雖然之後都不斷有好多其他靚女入宮想試下幫皇上出貨陀個龍種，但個個無論又跳脫衣舞又磨籮柚什至又落手劣又波棍夾住上，皇上條龍舟依然不為所動。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SeicDWdx4
只有喺夜深人靜一個人嘅時侯皇上就會諗起輝夜姬，然後自己一個人搞掂佢。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x9wGqpx5f
最後嚟搵皇上嘅女人愈嚟愈少，而皇上亦都唔介意一個人嘅生活無再去寵幸過自己後宮班妃子。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfTqlaxwve
每日皇上最大嘅娛樂，就係作下詩寫下散文俾輝夜姬傳情。而輝夜姬得閒亦都會回應佢又寫返兩篇過下癮，大家慢慢變成咗筆友日日都會寫信來往。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVQ0vo76sI
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魯迅無曾經講過能成為密友大概總帶著愛，就係咁皇上同輝夜姬日日互相寫下信作下文，大家之間有咗一種外人未必能夠理解嘅親密。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFqvLYJebn
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