上回提到輝夜姬為咗考驗五條仔就每人比咗一個Mission Impossible佢地去完成。首先出場嘅石作皇子用假兜昆輝夜姬博大霧俾人踢爆咗,嬲鳩扔兜發脾氣率先出局。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOq9SExI09a
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車持皇子為人深謀遠慮,佢好心思細密咁度咗條絕世好橋之後就開始做嘢。62Please respect copyright.PENANAelGJhq6p2S
首先佢同自己啲手下放風話自己病咗要去筑紫 (今日叫九州)醫病,然後就急急腳去輝夜姬屋企同佢講:「我出發去搵玉樹枝啦。」62Please respect copyright.PENANArZiR1Wju6C
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正當大家收到風都好擔心皇子做咩病到short咗要去筑紫,成班衝去碼頭送皇子嘅時候,皇子就懶神秘咁同大家講:「上次普京唔見兩個月就日日比人傳佢生睪丸癌。今次我去醫病絕對唔可以俾任何人知,大家快啲躝啦。」然後淨係帶咗兩個賓妹就上船走咗。62Please respect copyright.PENANAMieK0nCT1v
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大家都係小蟹柳扮曬蟹嚟送行,一見你主動開口可以收工仲唔happy到暈個個收隊返歸咩。62Please respect copyright.PENANA9RnT3sdiEn
皇子於是就同兩個賓妹去公海開咗三日船P仲上埋侯賽恩隻賭船跟刀仔學咗幾招嬴咗幾十個,三日之後再偷偷地揸返架船返碼頭。62Please respect copyright.PENANAD95chf1aKi
正當大家都以為皇子仲係筑紫度病到瘟瘟鄧鄧嘅時候,殊不知佢原來已經返咗嚟仲請咗六個熟手技工匿埋喺深山。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOIWCPYXu0L
佢地喺深山度起咗間屋一齊住曬入去,再起三層圍牆將間屋封到密一密實。然後又將自己手底下十六所莊園拎去祭天,祈求可以成功造得成玉樹枝。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkLRlhbwL1c
過咗一排,又真係比條負碌仔造到支玉樹枝出嚟。支玉樹枝仲要同輝夜姬所形容嘅樣完全分毫不差。皇子拎住支玉樹枝就即刻起程返去交貨。62Please respect copyright.PENANAapw4qn4agb
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皇子即刻跑返碼頭上船,然後搵個手下返去放風自己到咗。62Please respect copyright.PENANAhxc1EhhYaK
大家聽到大佬返嚟即刻成班衝去碼頭,依個時候皇子就扮曬跑完全馬攰到屌閪都無力咁,拎住支玉樹枝落船。一時之間全世界都喺度傳「車持皇子搵到優曇華花返嚟啦。」62Please respect copyright.PENANApfJggOtnqt
大家聽到依個消息之後都好開心,就只有輝夜姬當堂嚇到面都青埋。62Please respect copyright.PENANAs5SQ9Lpq47
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果然唔使幾耐,就有人嚟敲門:「車持皇子嚟想見你。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAMDe8OX565y
阿伯即刻出門口接皇子入屋,皇子一見阿伯就同佢講:「我博曬老命先比我搵到依支玉樹枝嚟炸。希望你可以比我見下輝夜姬啦。」62Please respect copyright.PENANABuF0MLgrH9
阿伯拎咗支玉樹枝入房比輝夜姬睇。輝夜姬拎上手一睇,上面原來仲夾咗一首詩。62Please respect copyright.PENANAZshgIpJPFs
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いたづらに身みはなしつとも玉たまの枝えを手折たをらでただに歸かえらざら62Please respect copyright.PENANAQgxfabh9BJ
(萬里長征路 便是此身葬徒然 不折玉枝誓不歸)62Please respect copyright.PENANAdHJJw2Ntf3
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輝夜姬心諗今鋪大檸樂,勢都估唔到自己鳩吹嘅嘢真係存在喺世上仲比條撚樣搵到。62Please respect copyright.PENANAShHrwl0YbC
依個時候阿伯就同佢講:「條友都算唔話得啦,你鳩吹蓬萊有支玉樹枝就諗都唔諗信到十足仲飛去搵嚟比你。你睇下人地仲著住件濕緊嘅衫,連返屋企換衫都等唔到就仆過嚟搵你。不如你就將就下同佢一齊算啦。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ886Kscqk
輝夜姬聽完就靜咗粒聲都唔出,淨係用手托住塊面一直嘆氣。皇子見到就細細聲寸佢:「事已至此,你仲唔比我過到你一棟都無?」62Please respect copyright.PENANAYiX4Zk2jcp
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阿伯見輝夜姬唔出聲,就同佢講:「依支唔係我地日本可以搵到嘅野嚟,就算你想推都無證據證明到人地果支就係流嘢,今次計我話你都係唔好再推搪好啲。而且條撚樣雖然生得咸濕咗啲但都叫OK靚仔,至少都好樣過姜逼吖。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAvDJBDj2rpl
輝夜姬答:「我就係唔想老豆你老人家難做先專登開個Mission Impossible出嚟等班友仔自己get到我係有心玩鳩佢就會過主。點不知皇子佢又真係拎到返嚟比我睇,你話我家陣點算好?」62Please respect copyright.PENANAvd2GEF44s7
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阿伯走出房去問皇子:「我估大家都一定好好奇好想知道,不如你同大家講下你係喺邊度,點樣得到依枝神木嘅?」62Please respect copyright.PENANAxQND3f1KCE
皇子就答: 「既然你誠心誠意咁問,我就大發慈悲話你聽啦。」然後開始講佢一早準備好嘅故事。62Please respect copyright.PENANAMiqGQuFcA5
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「時間大約係前年如月十日*左右,我由難波上船出海。62Please respect copyright.PENANABMc91eUsdM
但講真當時我完全無idea到底自己應該要去邊度先可以搵到我想要嘅嘢。我果時一心只係諗住如果我搵唔到返嚟嘅就唔死都無用,一定要搵到先比自己返日本。62Please respect copyright.PENANAS1ROKIKkUR
就係咁我一路隨浪漂泊咗一段好長嘅時間,終於離開咗日本出咗公海。62Please respect copyright.PENANAwlSV50U9go
當時係公海上面都不知幾大鑊,有時一個浪冚埋嚟搞到差啲沉落海底,有時比大風一吹就飄咗去唔知邊度。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7IWDeZWOpw
最離譜有一次比風吹咗去一個唔知咩國家。上面全部都係鬼怪嚟,個個一見到我就好似三上悠亞中出捉迷藏咁成班追住我,由青山公路跑到彌敦道先走得甩仲差啲比人殺埋。62Please respect copyright.PENANA0oLtbAVr5g
最後就喺海上迷途又斷水斷糧,食樹皮食到第500日嘅時候,我地終於喺海中心見到一座山。62Please respect copyright.PENANAd9XIIDuqQu
我當時心諗佢應該就係我要搵既地方,但內心又有幾分淆底。就圍住佢行船咗兩三日。忽然有一個靚到神仙咁既女仔喺座山入面走咗出嚟打水。我就即刻揸船埋去問佢:「靚女,呢樹邊樹?」62Please respect copyright.PENANAxkTKtNCOSo
個女仔就答:「蓬萊山啊。」估唔到我終於搵到,果下開心到我呢。62Please respect copyright.PENANADkOMFmL5NI
我再問個女仔:「介唔介意抄個牌,話我知你叫咩名?」佢就答:「我叫寶嵌琉璃。」答完就行返入山。62Please respect copyright.PENANAw9K6wMNiUn
我一望呢座山,又高又斜唔係人咁品,就唯有圍住座山行。62Please respect copyright.PENANASBkk6cSBp0
入面有唔少奇奇怪怪嘅花草樹木,都係我成世人咁大個仔喺日本未曾見過嘅。山上面仲有好多金色銀色琉璃色嘅泉水,一路係咁湧出嚟。62Please respect copyright.PENANAsvqPGO2M93
我喺果度經過一條玉橋兩棵金樹三座銀山四條石河五件猛男六個靚女七上八落九霄雲外十分攞命。卒之比我見到一棵識發光既樹,就伸手去啪咗一支落嚟。雖然唔算好靚仔但都叫做係同輝夜姬你形容果支一模一樣,我就拿拿聲袋起佢返歸。62Please respect copyright.PENANAN2EDwcjc2Y
果度講真其實真係好靚,但我一心就只有拎依支樹枝返嚟俾你,所以都無留太耐就走咗。62Please respect copyright.PENANAKpkFv5DXRf
好在皇天不負有心人,終於就喺琴日俾我飄到返嚟難波,即刻就狗衝入城。你睇下我件衫都仲濕連衫都唔換就仆到過嚟。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAxFqU2105Gg
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阿伯聽佢鳩吹咗半日都差啲訓著,好不容易終於等到佢吹完就送咗首詩比佢。62Please respect copyright.PENANAJXIc5EqEnC
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吳竹くれたけのよよの竹取たけとりり野山のやまにもさやはわびしきふしをのみ見みし62Please respect copyright.PENANAnCZXsCfEl0
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皇子聽完就答:「有你依句今鋪我就終於可以安樂囉。」然後回返首詩比阿伯。62Please respect copyright.PENANA4X2fOSKb1X
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わが袂たもとけふかわければわびしさのちぐさの數かずも忘わすられぬべし62Please respect copyright.PENANAaEwS3vVPUG
(潮淚濕吾袂 今日功成衫始乾 數數心酸當不覺)62Please respect copyright.PENANAPzCZKmdVOm
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就喺呢個時侯,忽然有六個男人衝咗入屋圍住皇子。62Please respect copyright.PENANAIRr4wX7Gge
其中一個男人揸住封請願信好大聲咁講:「細佬我叫漢部內麻呂上言,今日嚟係代表班手足想請願。我地受人指示要幫佢造一支玉樹枝,日日OT鞠躬盡瘁。點知條撚屌唔出糧不特止仲想屈我做義工,比社署張300小時義工證書銅獎就想打法我走。今日你仲唔出糧比我嘅我理得你老豆係特首都無面俾一樣告上勞工處呀!」62Please respect copyright.PENANASxGrUqLVOq
阿伯即刻嚇到瀨屎咁問皇子:「佢地講嘅係唔係真嫁?」62Please respect copyright.PENANAYWcjIh5BvK
車持皇子當堂口啞啞唔知點答好,輝夜姬見到就叫阿伯俾封請願信佢睇下,入面一五一十寫曬皇子為咗呃輝夜姬叫佢地匿埋整玉樹枝嘅事,仲講話皇子當日拍曬心口事成之後一人一隻金撈唔係生仔無屎忽生女比人狗拮。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnn3wDg7zJ6
輝夜姬本來塊面仲苦過dee dee,一見班工人入嚟請願就笑返,讀完封信之後直頭仲開心過中六合彩,就大大聲俾說話人聽:「喂吖,仲等我以為有人帶咗支蓬萊木嚟俾我tum我開心添,點知原來係呃人嘅好衰呀。唔制呀輝夜我好唔開心好失望呀,如果依個時候有人可以同我趕個衰人走就好啦。」(請自行幻想真係㗎點解嘅果把摟屌港女tone)62Please respect copyright.PENANA0AVSjQt10b
阿伯見輝夜姬咁講都即刻醒水:「既然都知道咗係人造嘅流嘢,咁要推佢就簡單啦。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAFQofCuaMnN
輝夜姬當堂豁然開朗,就即場吟返首詩:62Please respect copyright.PENANAiCBjL6MT00
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誠まことかと聞ききて見みつれば言ことの葉はを飾かされる玉たまの枝えにぞありける62Please respect copyright.PENANAcVnvoJJGTf
(聞而似真誠 見則偽物事自明 飾玉枝葉實巧言)62Please respect copyright.PENANAH6zbpvpGIz
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阿伯話曬本身都幫手sell過皇子,家下人地柒咗都唔方便踩多兩腳就一於詐訓當佢無到。62Please respect copyright.PENANA2WyuxIVtQ6
車持皇子見自己行行企企都無人show佢好無癮,日落就自己一個人靜靜雞閃人。62Please respect copyright.PENANAAsdBq9SBVF
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輝夜姬見條柒頭皮唔找數就走咗,就叫曬班工匠嚟找數比佢地。62Please respect copyright.PENANAR3FX74MwkJ
點知就喺班工匠返歸途中,車持皇子竟然帶隊出嚟打鑊佢地仲鬧佢地食碗面反碗底。打完就搶曬佢地頭先喺輝夜姬度拎嘅錢,班工匠見勢色唔對就唯有要命唔要錢四散而逃。62Please respect copyright.PENANAa1jJqsfIoq
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車持皇子打開連登見到成個熱門有一半都係講緊佢就對天長嘆:「唉,都唔到我唔認我咁大個仔最柒就今鋪,溝唔到女不特止以後仲註定要俾全連登嘅人恥笑我。」於是就決定戒上網自己一個人入咗深山同佳仔一齊做隱青。62Please respect copyright.PENANAhrmTPnd1ZE
佢啲手下雖然發散人手想刮佢出嚟,但無耐搵咗好耐都搵唔到。62Please respect copyright.PENANAia4rxSaRUP
大概皇子佢自己都心照,連手下親人都再無面面對先會選擇自己消失。62Please respect copyright.PENANADdMiTQynhy
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自此,民間就有咗將失魂叫做失玉たま依個講法。
* 依一段對應輝夜入面桌遊部部長槙原梢,桌遊部長本身故事入面都唔太多描寫所以都無咩劇情對應。62Please respect copyright.PENANAooIfTnQmd8
而車持皇子對應藤原千花依點就比較多考究,車持皇子原型係現實存在嘅藤原不比等,而輝夜姬形容蓬萊島上嘅特產金枝玉葉銀根就分別對應藤原三姊妹豐實,千花,萌葉。連份人無里頭成日好多奇怪主意又記仇依點都同藤原千花一模一樣。62Please respect copyright.PENANAUgKkEdPx6e
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* 日本傳統上會將農曆二月叫做如月(きさらぎ),因為如月日文發音類似「著更替」,代表天氣係時候換過件衫