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大家好,我叫頭生,是我媽用頭腦生出來的後生。8964 copyright protection403PENANAv9cuIlYON8 維尼
今天要來為大家講一個故事:頭生抱豬。8964 copyright protection403PENANAHzkPYE0NLO 維尼
大家都有聽過「尾生抱柱」的故事吧?若沒有,我在這兒為各位提供懶人包《百度百科:尾生抱柱》。8964 copyright protection403PENANAizlYcupGwK 維尼
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簡單來說,就是古時候有個叫「尾生」的男子,打算和愛人私奔,兩人相約某座橋見面。是日,尾生先到橋下,還沒等到愛人的身影,傾盆大雨先來啦,那時雖然沒有像現在的極端氣候,可水利工程也沒今日發達,不一會兒,河水暴漲,尾生為了信守諾言,連逃走的念頭都沒有,抱著橋柱子,到幽都報到去了。8964 copyright protection403PENANAirr5hoK74A 維尼
後來,尾生的愛人來了,看到尾生如此,遂大哭,抱著其屍身,投入滔滔江水之中。8964 copyright protection403PENANASba3QDK87I 維尼
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回到正題,古人對於「尾生抱柱」這事,有人極力讚揚,認為是「遵守承諾」的極致;有人嗤之以鼻 (鼻毛在鼻孔裡翻飛不已),認為不知變通,這種「守諾」,只是「離名輕死,不念本養壽命者」啊。8964 copyright protection403PENANA2L8PDSk5wE 維尼
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管他古人怎麼說,我不是很上心,直到這一天,我和愛人約在OO橋下,想要去看貓狗大展——順道一提,我的愛人超級喜歡貓,看到貓兒眼睛就發亮,什麼話題都能扯上貓,三句不離貓,只差沒親嚐貓糧了。8964 copyright protection403PENANA92JE5TCnt4 維尼
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貓狗大展的場地,距離OO橋不遠,我這人習慣早到,所以在約定時間前20分鐘,我就到了橋下,在線等。8964 copyright protection403PENANAHjA2Rb8lOu 維尼
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天氣不錯,還有微風,本想去看過貓狗大展後,還可以跟愛人到外頭踏踏青⋯⋯沒想到,計劃趕不上變化,本來微微吹拂的涼風,強度忽然增強,開始呼啊哈的狂吹起來;原先蔚藍的天空,不知道何時換了一種顏色:濛濛又暗暗的鐵灰色!!8964 copyright protection403PENANAeAH17I694a 維尼
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我抬頭望天,躊躇起來:我已經跟愛人約好了,如果現在離開,等下愛人來了找不到我怎麼辦?我是一個守信之人,不想輕易破壞承諾。8964 copyright protection403PENANAU2hrLg2l1X 維尼
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我的思緒尚在翻騰時,老天爺的膀胱似乎忍不住了——豆般大的雨點灑了下來,不一會兒,豆般大變成瓜般大,而且從小黃瓜變成大黃瓜變成櫛瓜變成絲瓜 (大條那種) 變成南瓜變成小玉西瓜,最後變成華寶西瓜!!8964 copyright protection403PENANApsGdle8rXh 維尼
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更慘的是,橋下的河水,開始暴漲起來!!8964 copyright protection403PENANA4N4rnx52Q1 維尼
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就算腿還不短的我,也已經被漲起來的河水醃製淹至膝蓋啦。8964 copyright protection403PENANAwIlqqst6FZ 維尼
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「媽呀!!我是逃不逃?To run for good or not to run for good, that is the question.」8964 copyright protection403PENANAgX9VeShrUK 維尼
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正當我還在思考時,下一波河水已然衝上來,我一個重心不穩,摔入水中!!完了完了,好歹要抱著橋柱⋯⋯啊,不是,應該是逃離現場,結果錯過時機 (扼腕ing~8964 copyright protection403PENANAzovLFy1ypu 維尼
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我在水裡載浮載沉,連呼救也不能,一張口,髒污的河水就迫不及待朝我嘴巴灌,還發出歡欣愉快的隆隆聲,「媽 der!!」我就算不是體育健將,好歹也參加過運動會,甚至還成了運動會的黑馬,怎可敗在無法預測的天氣上面?8964 copyright protection403PENANAcIa8yCHL5d 維尼
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不是說「人定勝天」嗎?8964 copyright protection403PENANAtplTsY71t5 維尼
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我出門前還確認過老天爺的眼神,就是少算一步,沒確認其「脬」,什麼地方不好約,竟然約在橋下,這下我完啦~8964 copyright protection403PENANAVNimHgH14e 維尼
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我放鬆身姿,隨波逐流,算啦,反正我是頭生,我媽要把我 Deleted,易如反掌,還好我媽目前還沒有移情別戀,演一齣「寫手之『愛』大亂鬥」,所以就算我這個頭生,沒了,還有千千萬萬個頭生⋯⋯8964 copyright protection403PENANA2DXsf20ABQ 維尼
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正在胡思亂想之際,我的眼角忽然瞥見一個棕色身影,定睛一瞧:是隻水豚!!牠正悠遊自在的與水共舞,好~可~愛~啊~8964 copyright protection403PENANAj3SthJ9n0g 維尼
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不對!!不,對!!水豚善水啊,瞧牠開心的模樣,根本就是逮到機會出來放風⋯⋯看樣子,是從貓狗大展的場地跑出來的,天助我也,豬救我也!!8964 copyright protection403PENANAdJA1Tole06 維尼
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「水豚君,我來啦!!」我手腳並用,游到這隻可愛的大水豚旁邊,吃力跨上牠的背,緊緊抱著這個救命恩豬,然後,隨著牠漂流四方,從此遠走天涯⋯⋯8964 copyright protection403PENANATaljeUT2hl 維尼
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體感時間約一週後,雨不再下,河水也慢慢退了,水豚君和我被搜救人員找到,還上了電視新聞的跑馬燈!!8964 copyright protection403PENANAL5XOV72U9X 維尼
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從此,我再也不買單「尾生抱柱」的淒美精神,變成莊子的信徒;至於水豚君,已經是我的神,我將牠的照片做成手機和電腦桌面,一開機就能看見,日日對牠獻上我的感謝。8964 copyright protection403PENANALaYbYxqHsN 維尼
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哦,我的「愛」人呢?8964 copyright protection403PENANA54yS7ZyVsz 維尼
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這問題,飄蕩在春風裡,而答案,沒有人在意。8964 copyright protection403PENANAEDVRCFLxtr 維尼
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我純粹是來拿參賽徽章,雖然寫得快 (其實也用了約 1 小時),但完全出於自己腦袋;至於上述情節,如有雷同,那就雷同吧。8964 copyright protection403PENANAywsaTw66O5 維尼
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〖不甩飼養員!40kg 水豚「3天連襲2遊客」 她遭撲倒狂咬⋯⋯縫9針躺醫院2週〗(已縮址)8964 copyright protection403PENANAhsYirNLCOm 維尼
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剛才看到這則「新」聞,想不到水豚這麼重 (40 kg),而且也不想令讀者以為水豚的脾氣很好 (雖然大多數的水豚應該都很溫馴吧,我想~),所以把新聞連結放在上方,希望大家去動物園看水豚時,還是要留意自身安全。8964 copyright protection403PENANAwm8JUIFTVV 維尼
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