「啊~好沒勁吶......人類這種生物,還是滅絕算了吧?」183Please respect copyright.PENANAT9yzSr24KO
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聖誕老人懶洋洋的趴在雪橇上,看著手上短短的清單,不悅的咕噥著:183Please respect copyright.PENANAx68Ef2Adzq
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「對吧!喬巴?要不......咱們把次元穿梭關了?讓雪橇飛行時的音爆直接把世界摧毁掉?」183Please respect copyright.PENANAzwGOiYC3nl
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「請......請不要那樣說!」馴鹿隊最前方的巨大麋鹿,機伶伶的打了個冷顫。183Please respect copyright.PENANAgWLz1wP6R0
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絕對不能讓聖誕節,變成拉格那洛克或哈米吉多頓......183Please respect copyright.PENANA1m6Xt7UkEE
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聖誕老人最得力的助手,原名布魯托,後來因為漫畫被聖誕老人強行改名為喬巴的麋鹿,不得不苦思著讓聖誕老人打消滅世念頭的方法。183Please respect copyright.PENANAsGRGr4OB4O
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「人類毁滅了,海賊王的連載就停了!」最後,布魯托喬巴只能想到這個無關痛癢的理由。183Please respect copyright.PENANAuhKjRNcUFl
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「喔?說的也是......那等連載完再說吧!」聖誕老人就像邪惡的撒旦一般,漫不在乎地說了出末日的預言。183Please respect copyright.PENANAKBIZ9hGMi1
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(撒旦:喂喂喂!我哪時說過要毁滅世界了,那都是耶穌說的好嘛!)183Please respect copyright.PENANAd9u6U08cF7
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總之,在世界被一部漫畫拯救的同時,這部漫畫的連載,卻又成了世界末日的倒數計時。183Please respect copyright.PENANA0UjZFJuz5u
183Please respect copyright.PENANA8PREbnJEZc布魯托喬巴看著那個肥胖臃腫的紅色身影,大大的鼻子裡無奈的噴了一口氣。183Please respect copyright.PENANANphXQRWS0X
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「讓開!讓開!」綠衣尖紅帽的小精靈趾高氣昂的走過來,一腳將聖誕老人從雪橇上踢下來。183Please respect copyright.PENANATV4wpegbAO
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喔~簡直就像是打倒魔王的勇者!183Please respect copyright.PENANAmbDDzH8Q2N
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再一次,布魯托喬巴無比仰慕的看著充滿活力的矮小身影,S.L.D的主任勇者彼德。183Please respect copyright.PENANA6u2lpNSv4Q
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※S.L.D:聖誕老人後勤部門(Santa Logistics Department)183Please respect copyright.PENANARwnSj5uhkL
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「滾開你這個死肥宅,還不快點去準備,馬上就要出發了!」勇者彼德毫不客氣的指責。183Please respect copyright.PENANA5nEQXRExmK
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一邊唸叨著,一邊將巨大的紅布袋,半推半擠的塞進雪橇的後車廂裡,嘴上還不留情的說道:183Please respect copyright.PENANA9Fin0rmB1K
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「這是你一年一次唯一的工作機會,認真點!拿出幹勁來。」183Please respect copyright.PENANAugpfg3QJ4T
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「不去!不去!憑什麼耶穌生日,我還得去替祂送禮物?」183Please respect copyright.PENANA4LyJ58BNSC
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被踹下雪橇的聖誕老人,臉朝下直接趴在地上,頭也不抬的悶聲抗議:183Please respect copyright.PENANAyjKpX4WfD2
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「讓人類幸福是祂的工作,禮物讓祂自己去送,我要去祂的生日派對上吃蛋糕!」183Please respect copyright.PENANALEW8wtJBuK
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「你好膽再說一次!」勇者彼德一聽火大,二話不說直接跳到聖誕老人的背上,手裡拿著糖果枴杖,朝著滿頭白髮的後腦勺直接敲了下去。183Please respect copyright.PENANA2Gr6eMJKGv
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「你不去!你不去!一年才工作一天你竟敢說不去!」183Please respect copyright.PENANA8BMmcUgdEq
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「你不去我們這些小精靈就失業了你敢說不去!」183Please respect copyright.PENANAvljjvFF04h
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「你不去我們這一整年就白忙了你敢不去!」183Please respect copyright.PENANAM1B23yrXTd
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「去不去!去不去!」每說一字,糖果枴杖敲一下。183Please respect copyright.PENANAg7qeETZ8Fp
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「疼疼疼疼疼!」趴在地上的聖誕老人,連忙一手護住腦袋,另一手是無力的揚了揚手上那張短短的名單說:183Please respect copyright.PENANAs9e3OFnR2W
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「就只有這些孩子,你們失業也是早晚的事情了!」183Please respect copyright.PENANAdBjhxXeYxz
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彼得一把搶過聖誕老人手上的名單,從口袋裡摸出單邊金絲框的眼鏡架在鼻樑上,盯著名單看了老半天後,才低聲的問:183Please respect copyright.PENANAcYuepAVYc7
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「...就這些?」彼德怒不可遏的大吼:「C.C.R.C那幫戀童癖的傢伙在搞什麼鬼!」183Please respect copyright.PENANAozPdUswz5y
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※C.C.R.C:兒童操守審查委員會(Child Conduct Review Committee)183Please respect copyright.PENANA43rPi5DwMq
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「還是你!」勇者彼德再度舉起手上的聖劍糖果枴杖,狠狠的斬向一切罪惡的源頭聖誕老人。183Please respect copyright.PENANAtnaHiWdBQY
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「叫你別讓他們看太多二次元的東西你不聽!」183Please respect copyright.PENANA4yXg4mkQ8A
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「害他們現在看到小屁孩,都沒了包容性!」183Please respect copyright.PENANAgTpejmn3cO
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「什麼正太!什麼蘿莉!通通都是只有二次元裡才會出現的東西啊~~~~~~」183Please respect copyright.PENANA2FCgSWKxkZ
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「呼~時間到了,出發吧......」出完氣的勇者彼德,從口袋裡掏出懷錶看了看時間說:183Please respect copyright.PENANAmugJM6K9e6
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「就算明年會失業,今年該做的還是要做。」183Please respect copyright.PENANA1LilUrNdEb
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「對了,還有這個!」勇者彼德從另外一個口袋裡,拿出一皺巴巴的紙團,遞給聖誕老人。183Please respect copyright.PENANAgBwUvXdSug
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「順便把這孩子的靈魂接回來吧......」
「果然......人類這種生物,還是滅絕算了吧!」看完信,聖誕老人歎了口氣說。183Please respect copyright.PENANAc1b8ymbkJS
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這一次,就連布魯托喬巴,也無聲的點了點頭......183Please respect copyright.PENANApfQTQgeujS
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「唔......起碼等獵人X獵人連載完吧?」勇者彼德有些戀戀不捨的說。183Please respect copyright.PENANA4tBSjLJfJR
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而在這世界的另外一個角落裡,滿身傷痕的女孩,在冰冷浴室的地板上,歪著頭倚在浴缸上,空洞的眼神彷彿仍在凝視著遠方的天空。183Please respect copyright.PENANA50DM9HYdvZ
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手裡,緊緊揪著一張,皺巴巴的,揉成一團的信......