我鍾意同妳鬥氣，其實只係因為… （已完結） - 二百一十一

二百一十一

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日子都仲係要過，不過有賴自己精湛既演技，所以身邊人都察覺唔出我有乜嘢異樣，仲係日日嘻嘻哈哈、戇戇鳩鳩咁。

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吖，唔係，其實有一個人係知道我唔開心既，果個就係余正熙，佢都係我而家唯一一個樹窿，佢都算老友，呢段時間之中佢可以隨傳隨到咁，有時都會驚佢返到屋企比老婆屌。

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「其實你又唔諗住追返八婆儀，咁點解唔撚搵過另一條女？」余正熙問︰「我知如果真正鍾意一個人，係好難忘記佢，你仲要鍾意咗佢咁耐…但係你咁樣落去都唔係辧法架喎。」

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「屌，你講就易，」我答︰「我呢行邊有女架？」

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「你咪戇鳩喇，咁阿華佢又咁多女？」余正熙道。

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「佢出去蒲開吖嘛。」我無奈地道︰「唔通我又要跟住佢去蒲咩，我又唔鍾意夜蒲…」

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如果唔係失戀想搵人陪，我而家都唔會係B's bar度飲悶酒。

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「試下囉，唔通你日撚日出黎咁飲酒咩？」余正熙道。

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「如果你唔得閒，其實你唔一定要晚晚出黎陪我飲架喎。」我望住余正熙面前杯可樂，心入面有少少歉意，諗起好似係我搞到阿嫂晚晚獨守空房，就好似有少少對呢個好兄弟唔住。

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btw呢個時候我仲未知道余正熙就黎做老豆，唔係我可能仲內疚啊。

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「屌你，我都唔係咁既意思，你而家咁撚樣，唔通我唔陪你咩！」似乎余正熙誤會咗我發緊佢晦氣。

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哎呀，搞到大家又再誤會就唔好，我唔想去返同佢絕交既果段時間…

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雖然我諗而家大家都成熟咗少少，唔會咁易又反面，但我都急忙澄道：「唔係啊，你誤會咗，我係驚我日日咁霸住你，阿嫂會嬲咋…」

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「冇嘢既，佢好好，唔會為呢啲事嬲。」

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我企起身，道︰「不如走囉。」

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余正熙微一愕然︰「咩料？咁突然？」

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「你返去陪阿嫂喇，我係咁霸住你都唔好意思。何況…聽朝有工開。」我道。

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「有工開？」余正熙奇問︰「幫顧浩華送貨？」

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「唔係啊，幫足總拍嘢。」我道︰「要一早起身，所以今日唔飲咁夜喇。」

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「職業足球員晚晚飲咁夜都唔好喇。」余正熙道︰「搵機會識下女仔囉。」

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「你叫我同阿華一齊去夜蒲啊？」我即刻捉到佢語病︰「你啱啱先話職業球員唔好晚晚飲咁夜架喎！」

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「屌，捉字蝨，識女仔，唔一定要夜蒲架啫。」余正熙道︰「我就冇窿路喇，阿華可能有，再唔係你參加下啲speed dating囉。」

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「港超球員speed dating，侮辱咗我啊。」我又黎料︰「話你知，我要女既話，啲女由旺角排到加路連山道啊。」

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「屌，有啲新意喎，」余正熙道︰「係咁喇。」

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「我車你喇衰鬼。」

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「唔好衰醉駕啊。」

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「屌你同我定喇。」

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喺Studio入面，除咗我之外，仲有幾個香港隊既隊友，分別係龍門熊輝、鬼仔麥小明、隊長王洋同埋黑鬼梵高，我哋一齊整整齊齊咁換好晒衫，仲要化埋妝。

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其實我又唔係特別靚仔，但係成日都有份拍呢啲咁既海報或者啲social media既影片。

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當然，咁都算我係港隊既主力既一種證明。

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不過如果余正熙仲踢緊波入選港隊，又或者賈加華唔係因為紀律問題比教練海靈頓棄用，我諗港隊宣傳既大頭相真係佢哋兩個其中一個走唔甩。靚仔又好波喎，好難搵架。

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「好喇，今次我哋係拍啲相for下次亞洲盃外圍賽主場對越南既比賽時用。」足總個Marketing同事Matthew喺度brief緊我哋。

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我打咗個喊露，道︰「今日應該唔會影好耐啫？」

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熊輝笑笑口咁問我︰「點啊？咁攰既？尋晚打飛機打咗成晚啊？」

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「梗係唔係喇，」我嘆咗口氣，道︰「尋晚有四條女chur住我，要我同佢哋做愛，想要吸晒我啲精…」

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熊輝笑罵︰「屌你老味…」

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熊輝同我由青年軍一齊踢到而家，同我都好熟，當然都知道我現實其實只係一條毒撚…最多只可以話係踢波叻既毒撚。

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「喂，好喇好喇，唔好講埋啲戇鳩嘢喇。」Matthew打斷我哋笑道︰「你哋想唔好影咁耐就拿拿淋快啲開工喇，我都想快啲走人。」

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Matthew其實同我哋一班港隊成員都合作咗好耐，都好熟，都成日有講有笑，所以而家佢咁插嘴係笑住屌我哋，我哋又唔係好介意。

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「屌，埋位喇埋位喇，」我道︰「唔好再叫我擺埋啲乜嘢核突甫屎，你知我份人幾怕醜…」

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「你食屎喇，怕醜，都未brief完你哋，點埋位啊？」Matthew笑罵︰「同埋今日唔止你哋影架，我哋搵咗個嘉賓同你哋一齊影，搞搞新意思…」講完就望一望錶︰「不過佢遲到…」

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我屌道︰「咁你又叫我哋拿拿淋快啲開工？都未齊人…」

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「一係影住你哋果part先喇，我諗佢應該就到…」Matthew都未講完，Studio既門突然之間打開咗，有兩個人入咗黎，兩個都喺度係咁講︰「唔好意思…唔好意思…塞車遲到…」

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見到入黎既其中一個女仔，我呆咗一呆。

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我認得佢係邊個…點解佢會喺度既？

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