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（真人真事）《究竟，我係唔係鐘意佢?》
ISSUE #5
Author: 低能皇
（真人真事）《究竟，我係唔係鐘意佢?》
Author: 低能皇
ISSUE #5
五
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冇錯，等咗咁耐，曉彤終於出場啦。

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不過我當時唔識佢，所以冇咩點理佢，我將果疊工作紙塞咗俾佢之後就擰返轉頭聽書。

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識作者嘅人都知道作者係一個普通話好差既人，而我當時俾一條題目難到：

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       請把以下拼音改成中文字

「wo mun dou si zhong guo ren｣

  

嗱，我就唔明d拼音係講乜鬼嘢，我淨係識用廣東話嚟拼，所以我去咗問下朗拿度。

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「喂，大哨（朗拿度），呢題點搞呀？」

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點知佢Hea 9我：「咪搞，你問下你後面條女，佢可能得。」

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「搞錯呀你明明就做哂」我心諗，但係我都廢事理佢。

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「唔該呢題點做呀？」我向佢請教。

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「睇吓先，唔……」一接到份野，佢就陷入沉思。

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睇嚟佢都唔係好識做wo，根本冇朗拿度咁勁。不過我心中有個大膽嘅諗法。

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不如搞下爛gag撩佢笑下先。

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（各位讀者千祈唔好學我咁做，遲啲就有版你睇。）

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「會唔會係『禾門刀屎撞果yen』？」我作咗條爛gag出嚟。

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「哈哈🤣，你當而家廣東話咩！哈哈🤣。」雖然個gag係爛，不過對付小學雞都係綽綽有餘。

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畢竟我話曬都係油尖旺爛gag王。

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好啦講返正題先。喺佢笑完之後，我就問返條題目。

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「喂，咁姐係點做呀？」

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「哇你當我係神咩，我同你同年㗎。」

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結果我哋最尾都係問返搣時，我表示：

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「我真係多謝你.jpg」

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雖然浪費咗時間，但我開始咗段友誼。

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一段重要並且難以忘記嘅友誼。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aiVCSVRa3

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（真人真事）《究竟，我係唔係鐘意佢?》
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Last updated: Jun 7, 2024
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