Chapter4 我在深山賣玩具407Please respect copyright.PENANA8GYWeiy0jN
407Please respect copyright.PENANAh3NvR4iJnt
成立一間公司當然不是一件容易的事。407Please respect copyright.PENANAqQY8GT7Es7
407Please respect copyright.PENANAGO5tCvn5cE
成立一間成人情趣用品販售店更不是一件容易的事。407Please respect copyright.PENANAzZu3b7oLWF
407Please respect copyright.PENANAC5eAMzS2PW
但在言家只剩下一個人,而他所求所想之事也不過如此的時候,那便當然只是一件「小事」,畢竟長輩們留下的那些人情人脈如今都猶如過眼雲煙,人死如燈滅,而言師古也一向低調,更不可能繼承這些無形遺產。407Please respect copyright.PENANAqz5uMEBxXs
407Please respect copyright.PENANAuyh9x8uuoF
當然,言師古之所以能這麼順利,他的幾位朋友也出力不小。407Please respect copyright.PENANA87Y1bASCS5
407Please respect copyright.PENANAhuw1f5RrWR
若是要成立一間能夠確定在時間內回本穩妥營運的公司自然充滿諸多變數且困難至極,若是要尋找一個自我實踐充滿夢想的應許之地那也需要更多的衝勁和規劃──但言師古只需要一個安身立命之處即可。407Please respect copyright.PENANAxFSOsRdnQ3
407Please respect copyright.PENANA8PDk6unamp
老宅夠大,沒有實體店面的話倉儲空間非常寬裕。407Please respect copyright.PENANAWTDyclspPG
407Please respect copyright.PENANAfGleMUkE9x
老宅附近有幾間便利商店,開車騎車十分鐘左右路程便能往來,言師古繼承了大股東的身份,雖然不插手營運,但寄件並不是一件多困難的事。407Please respect copyright.PENANAP8fBWa70rC
407Please respect copyright.PENANAGroffpPUFW
店鋪免租金,品牌也還沒紅到需要他沒日沒夜奮鬥不止,經營起來根本毫無壓力可言。407Please respect copyright.PENANAM11vbTQm2o
407Please respect copyright.PENANAeCuADFp9eD
但言師古依舊戰戰競競。407Please respect copyright.PENANADgljHYPEwK
407Please respect copyright.PENANAC3qoZmHF9N
「京都人」介紹的商家相當可靠,儘管近幾年台灣已經有幾間廠商有意識地在爭奪情趣用品市場,但日本這個玩具大國精益求精的心態一向是令人敬畏的,其他店家還在販售兩三年前的主力商品,言師古的各種玩具卻已經達成和日本當地同步,對於情趣用品這個不停更新的流水市場來說這便是絕對優勢。407Please respect copyright.PENANAO7jCId89gt
407Please respect copyright.PENANAZT2pMSLxb2
不下廣告,僅靠口耳相傳,但在越來越熱的情趣用品市場裡還是薄有微名。407Please respect copyright.PENANAXw6uTAfZ2E
407Please respect copyright.PENANALtgMoKq8wp
十八歲的少年當然沒有意識到這種規模的和日本同步供貨意味著什麼,他甚至也不知道有什麼法律上需要規避的責任事項,言家的律師擬好合約,幾個朋友幫看著之後他要做的事情便只剩下經營一間網路商店。407Please respect copyright.PENANAuI6ajER3HQ
407Please respect copyright.PENANAkLJBW1pcs9
進貨、整理、接單、發貨。407Please respect copyright.PENANANtWxoQC0gK
407Please respect copyright.PENANAQZmFK6oQia
──還有把這些玩具適當穿插在自己連載的情色小說。407Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ1tiUV5Qg
407Please respect copyright.PENANAQO6W9gF2Zw
是的,這便是言師古的朋友之所以給出經營情趣用品專賣店的核心理由。407Please respect copyright.PENANAlxa9KGdhLA
407Please respect copyright.PENANAXjJFkRUQep
龍虎豹俱樂部──情色小說日漸衰微,接受色情資訊的地方越來越多且越來越方便,文字雖然魅力依舊卻也難以和時代浪潮抗衡;於是大家不停尋找著彼此心中的桃源鄉,最後在龍虎豹俱樂部這個網站聚集。407Please respect copyright.PENANASgQ7dUJL71
407Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ7CqZEWnK
取龍虎交匯,翻雲覆雨之意。407Please respect copyright.PENANAkfBkYdTmv7
407Please respect copyright.PENANAeJAmgSceoq
豹的釋義眾說紛紜,曾經天外飛來一筆愛的抱抱,似乎也勉強能解。407Please respect copyright.PENANASbxmVUzEaI
407Please respect copyright.PENANABnk5Ae780R
言師古與眾人的交情,便是這樣透過一字一句而逐漸熟識。407Please respect copyright.PENANAiFQ4ztIdW4
407Please respect copyright.PENANAVRk6xdsMcN
言家人在歲數有限、命不由己的情況下多半自由奔放,對各種慾望慾求從不遮掩,每個人在各自的場域中盡是才華豪橫之輩;唯獨言師古,因為查覺到自身不幸的體質長年自閉獨居,偏偏好吃又好色,於是走向自我動手豐衣足食的道路。407Please respect copyright.PENANAiHAQ4J4Lqb
407Please respect copyright.PENANAmXQFAWIWtO
十O歲時,他第一次接觸到情色文學。407Please respect copyright.PENANAV28gKcKP5a
407Please respect copyright.PENANAE2MRa7C0m7
雖然色情對他那個年紀而言無論如何都是新世界的大門,然而不同於影視漫畫作品當中那麼具體的肉慾橫流,文字雖然沒有畫面,但字裡行間卻盡是想像的自由──對一個處男來說,這樣的刺激雖然不如漫畫影片那麼直觀,但琢磨起來的樂趣卻能夠超越現實。407Please respect copyright.PENANAleuhxzvCea
407Please respect copyright.PENANAwn2aQBSgoS
如此把自身慾望訴諸於文字的方式深深打動了言師古。407Please respect copyright.PENANAWSddnmIzhQ
407Please respect copyright.PENANAs5E9OTLhDb
他雖然總是生人不近不苟言笑,又因長年獨居導致社交能力相對較差一些,但骨子裡畢竟是言家人,既有言家那份多領域發展的才情,也有言家人那時不我待,想要追求被認可的心情。407Please respect copyright.PENANALTEvzUdALi
407Please respect copyright.PENANAahU6bq4nAQ
他看,他想──等到他意識過來時,他已經寫好了一部短篇,按下發表。407Please respect copyright.PENANAZbiXIOVyLs
407Please respect copyright.PENANA1GZraxKK8s
情色文學畢竟式微,龍虎豹俱樂部的用戶年齡也偏大,但言師古樸拙中那股真摯下流的心情在一群老屁股們看來尤有獨到之處,畢竟三十歲之後純情純愛太過難得,文章一出頓時讓眾人有種回歸初心的青春感。407Please respect copyright.PENANAFmaT4MZakG
407Please respect copyright.PENANAJKafZQCWhJ
當然,他們當時並不知道言師古的年紀。407Please respect copyright.PENANAOqBPRFpS10
407Please respect copyright.PENANAuzeM0skvAb
相熟之後的懺悔和驚訝姑且不表,言師古很快便被龍虎豹眾人認可。407Please respect copyright.PENANA97oNYr9Re8
407Please respect copyright.PENANA5wTwoQeZzc
都說文以載道,都說立言乃三不朽之一。407Please respect copyright.PENANAEdOEVNieV5
407Please respect copyright.PENANAS9j5HJOf34
現在文字更加純熟,依舊還是處男的他當然還是在這條路上奔馳。407Please respect copyright.PENANAworRGg3dEt
407Please respect copyright.PENANAx5e39FoseR
他不下廣告,卻樂於在拿到新玩具之後進行各種測試,雖然多了點什麼而有所偏科,但物理上的感受卻是能寫成文字的──除了針對新玩具的感想,龍虎豹俱樂部的大家也喜歡幫襯這位小老弟,總是讓各種新玩具的品項名稱強制在作品中露出。407Please respect copyright.PENANAFnYbJAOPAf
407Please respect copyright.PENANARaQG7Nd0ef
接接單、測試玩具、寫寫變態的東西、開心地在自己的情色小說裡置入。407Please respect copyright.PENANAI1QlK7HKVQ
407Please respect copyright.PENANAq70QaSjppF
他感覺自己這無聊的人生簡直充滿了意義和使命感。407Please respect copyright.PENANAHZQMVy4nuF
407Please respect copyright.PENANABwsUAZzzKj
407Please respect copyright.PENANAbSzQPCtHe6
時光如梭,歲月靜好。407Please respect copyright.PENANAcWhpMsQrdK
407Please respect copyright.PENANA4NYBWrbSFN
言家雖然人口日漸凋零,逢年過節聚會中心也早已不在老宅;但家中代代自有設計師建築師各種師無聊的時候便回家改造一番,美其名曰上貢先祖。或許是一間房間,或許是一層樓的改建,又或許只是實驗性地打出一片偷光的窗照亮室內──於是就連堆放情趣用品的儲藏間,也有股讓人不想久待的堂皇中正之氣。407Please respect copyright.PENANA3orhTUMpiT
407Please respect copyright.PENANA0vxYSTEr6P
簡單來說就是太漂亮了,在這邊寫色情小說會讓人感到自慚形穢。407Please respect copyright.PENANAyDVLUGnJvs
407Please respect copyright.PENANAlLz9qj50Ua
玩具依照廠家顏色盒裝大小分類排列。407Please respect copyright.PENANAzCCSKAptoZ
407Please respect copyright.PENANAPygQuNDL4s
客人的預訂單子也寫清楚編號,一格一格準備出貨。407Please respect copyright.PENANA4rrlo0gpeM
407Please respect copyright.PENANAUftMwkUJeb
「店鋪」的空間如此,言師古自己卻習慣待在閣樓上辦公、創作,他是討厭陽光的,偏偏那幾扇透天的窗戶真正有偷天之感,只要尚未完全入夜,總是能映照出不同的光源變化,這種被日夜變化提醒催更的感覺並不好受。407Please respect copyright.PENANADoslKF9WUZ
407Please respect copyright.PENANAvhtaxKF3bV
醒了之後先查閱訂單,簡單自炊午飯之後繼續處理,一邊進食一邊回覆買家的訊息。若是作品收到讀者留言也在此時一併回覆,日落前跑一趟便利商店,把出貨和補給的事情解決;入夜則是完全的個人時間,寫東西打遊戲聊天上網等等都放在這個時段。407Please respect copyright.PENANAd9uOtuOLMD
407Please respect copyright.PENANAH3FZPeUEG6
這樣日復一日的寧靜,甚至有時候都讓言師古忘記自己是被死亡追逐的命。407Please respect copyright.PENANAoqXamvd5k6
407Please respect copyright.PENANAkeDVkaXNVX
──直到家人們的骨灰寄來為止。407Please respect copyright.PENANANQijDXSxdi
407Please respect copyright.PENANAxHOiYIY1mk
407Please respect copyright.PENANA11aEeyCGR6
言家祖墳葬在山上,老宅附近的一座山。407Please respect copyright.PENANAzQquLCyaKK
407Please respect copyright.PENANAJqmRJUXans
言師古曾在幼年時來過一次,但那次甚至尚未入山他便高燒不止,年紀再長之後他又進入了家裡蹲模式,祭祖下葬這些事情當然更不可能需要他來操心。407Please respect copyright.PENANAEvnys3Zsb3
407Please respect copyright.PENANAJVSnOySqv1
但現在家裡只剩他一個人了。407Please respect copyright.PENANALNmGuPXEcq
407Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5rcOkgChc
他想要留下自己曾經生命過,戰鬥過的存在;而家裡那些長輩、他的同輩們呢?就這樣放在情趣用品旁邊跟著鶯鶯燕燕?這怎麼想都不該是言家最後的血脈該幹的事。407Please respect copyright.PENANAIn4rs0WYMK
407Please respect copyright.PENANA1LhzJbOJjM
他知道那座山的位置,他知道祖墳的位置,他知道家裡的習俗。407Please respect copyright.PENANA9eAL73Vdfs
407Please respect copyright.PENANA5MKMdfRVuQ
儘管生前一個比一個還要率性而為,但死後的言家人卻出乎意外地循規蹈矩,沒有流行起天葬海葬之類,講求一個入土為安──火葬興盛之後長輩們倒是沒有多少反對,對他們來說,回到祖宅,回到祖墳這件事情的意義似乎更為重大。407Please respect copyright.PENANAtYDXeYyDs8
407Please respect copyright.PENANAseVGqEt3tf
言師古並不知道這個習俗是什麼時候訂定的,但現在既然家裡還有他這個人,他就該履行言家人的職責,將他們的骨灰帶回祖墳下葬。407Please respect copyright.PENANARFwejV6fMQ
407Please respect copyright.PENANAVQc9egNmxQ
他從未想過自己有一天需要處理這件事,也只能夠盡自己所能臨時抱佛腳上網查查相關程序資料,結果眾說紛紜,看來看去不是沒有條件就是還得再等上一定時間,最後確定自己只能夠做到趕在太陽落山前完成這件事。407Please respect copyright.PENANAQnz7nybiNB
407Please respect copyright.PENANA8F3O82q0fn
沒人會看見,但他仍然慎重地梳洗打扮,出門。407Please respect copyright.PENANAjyxbY9qb9l
407Please respect copyright.PENANAPHmL2xtx4V
夕陽西斜,他必須抓緊時間。407Please respect copyright.PENANAqNzOb1D49A
407Please respect copyright.PENANAiKsr1Hz8He
arrow_back
情趣除靈師
more_vert
-
info_outline Info
-
toc Table of Contents
-
share Share
-
format_color_text Display Settings
-
exposure_plus_1 Recommend
-
Sponsor
-
report_problem Report
-
account_circle Login
Search stories, writers or societies
Continue ReadingClear All
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
情趣除靈師
Author:
冷菸
ISSUE #4
Chapter4 我在深山賣玩具
LIKES 5
READS 403
BOOKMARKS 20
campaign
Request update 2
Sponsor
Suggest Edits
Login with Facebook
or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark! Click to load the next chapter
X
After each update request, the author will receive a notification!
smartphone100
→ Request update
X
Sponsor again
Click to login
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.
Thank you for supporting the story! :)
Please Login first.
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:
Font Size:
Line Spacing:
Paragraph Spacing:
Load the next issue automatically
Reset to default
×
People Who Like This
x
Before You Publish
Please ensure your story does not contain illegal, hateful, inciting, or violence-promoting content, or any infringing, plagiarized, or spam material, and that it complies with Penana’s Terms of Use.
Penana reserves the right to remove any content that violates these rules or causes legal or community risk, and to suspend or terminate related accounts.

