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言師古做了一個夢。337Please respect copyright.PENANAQzCoikJWHk
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他夢到自己在京都這個城市走走停停──之所以能確認自己身處夢境也是因為如此:他從未出國過,能認出這個城市還要多虧了各種影視作品的薰陶,鴨川那一覽無際的特色又太過強烈,雖然分不清自己現在是走在三條大橋還是四條大橋上,可諸多因素綜合起來僅僅判斷夢境的背景並不困難。337Please respect copyright.PENANAtSB8Qv2NRV
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只是這個京都有些復古。337Please respect copyright.PENANAKGPIaRyHel
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他知道京都這座城市不僅僅是文化的傳承,更是仰賴著諸多禁止開發、限制的法令才能夠讓整個城市中心區維持那份歲月的沉澱,但視野所見的一切卻不像是現代,路上沒有汽車奔行、也沒有綿延不絕的公車;街上行人的穿著打扮也過於「歷史」──更像是百年前的攝影和繪畫作品,只是顏色並非黑白,材質也絕非筆墨可以勾勒。337Please respect copyright.PENANAVwtkCbczjt
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言師古還想要在夢境裡探索更多,卻發現自己似乎只能在一定的範圍內移動;準確來說,更像是橫版動作遊戲那樣,當角色前進的時候周圍的背景也會跟著前進,如同一個橫移的畫框,當他觸碰到邊緣的時候,便被推拉著往前移動。337Please respect copyright.PENANA3RlEi5KCfb
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──他不是這場夢境的主角。337Please respect copyright.PENANA0FVjktYrzY
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有意識去尋找夢境的中心並不困難,更何況那個人的服裝癖好顯然並非來到台灣才養成,「一条夏子」四個大字囂張霸氣依舊,就像高掛天空的北極星一樣替他指明了道路。337Please respect copyright.PENANAhMU9LfxP21
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一条夏子穿梭在言師古陌生的街道巷弄,在一間約莫三層高的建築物前停下腳步,確定找的就是這間店之後她堅定地推開了店家的大門──食物的香氣瞬間滿溢,並非自夢境傳來,而是現實的香氣。337Please respect copyright.PENANAsww9OBvwVC
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在從夢境離開之前,他依稀看見那個招牌寫著東洋亭三個字。337Please respect copyright.PENANAbXDPNBBg5m
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言師古一直認為被食物叫醒這件事完全是影視作品的誇張表現。337Please respect copyright.PENANAKKGrByWLXl
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──直到今天。337Please respect copyright.PENANAj2MpR2NZI4
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雖然身體的疲倦與痠痛並沒有完全恢復,但強烈的肉香還是驅使著言師古從閣樓的床鋪離開,朝著目標前進。337Please respect copyright.PENANA7YyhVELi3p
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祖宅雖然有一堆亂七八糟的設計和奇怪的神祕空間,但餐桌和廚房這種基本的配備當然還是有的──言師古談不上多會過生活,可畢竟得一個人生存,祖宅地處偏僻,就算是萬能的食物大召喚術在這裡也派不上用場,天天便利商店冷凍食品更是會把「用餐」這件事簡寫為「進食」,僅僅為了維持生命所需終究會讓人對生活缺少期許。337Please respect copyright.PENANA8twieFLWnl
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他的廚藝談不上出色,但足以餵飽自己;既然需求是餵飽自己,那冰箱的食材新鮮度和品質如何他當然是最清楚的那個。337Please respect copyright.PENANAQWvwRk8PXC
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──所以他完全搞不懂眼前這一餐是怎麼出現的。337Please respect copyright.PENANAqFcPwMgxPL
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他的冰箱常備豬肉牛肉,或是簡單肉片或是肉沫入菜都很方便;雞蛋洋蔥番茄之類也毋需多言,這種適合無腦一鍋燉煮加料的東西自炊時非常有效率,適當調味配著飯很簡單就能一餐。337Please respect copyright.PENANA3PeuD1l7uU
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但那個猶如藝術品一樣精準去皮,綻若蓮花的番茄是怎麼回事?337Please respect copyright.PENANASZVrMteg3s
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那個生熟度剛好,呈現出淡淡流動感的蛋包飯是怎麼回事?337Please respect copyright.PENANAQVrrnTHAhH
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還有最強烈的香氣來源──漢堡排這個品項如果他願意多花點時間也不是做不出來,但如此誘人的香氣、彷彿輕輕劃開就會有肉汁溢出來的漢堡排又是怎麼回事?337Please respect copyright.PENANAdlHPtdE4fJ
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奶奶的和服消失了,但這件背面依舊繡著「一条夏子」的圍裙又是怎麼一回事?337Please respect copyright.PENANA3WJrxp8SKz
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這是裸體圍裙嗎?明治時期就有裸體圍裙了嗎?337Please respect copyright.PENANA8T3TcfCy6W
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雖然在各種作品以及自己的小說中這樣的劇情並不少見,言師古自己也挺吃這個屬性,但不知道是受到一条夏子身形的影響還是因為繡字的緣故,他現在莫名有種自己在使喚童工的錯覺。337Please respect copyright.PENANANcd3JaHhes
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但比起吐槽,現在有更重要的事要做。337Please respect copyright.PENANAW81i5lG3oe
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他已經飢渴難耐了。337Please respect copyright.PENANAGtmv4L7zcr
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夏子的漢堡排辛香料運用極其精準,胡椒和奶油及洋蔥炒製之後釋放香氣的同時也減少胡椒的侵略性,留下誘人引起食慾的刺激香氣,言師古剛剛被香醒就是在醬汁澆上漢堡排的那個瞬間,勻稱的焦香在最近的距離下不停挑逗言師古的神經。337Please respect copyright.PENANAvN1PhfKciX
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他終於忍不住動了筷子。337Please respect copyright.PENANAYcnREv4i0g
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漢堡排是很好理解的食物──或者說得更直接明白一些,明治維新之後傳進日本的「洋食」大多都是亞洲人體質非常容易適應的菜式,料理增添的步驟和調味都讓它們味道更加柔和且容易入口。漢堡排雖然常被誤解成放大的肉丸或是獅子頭,但實際上內裡吃起來鬆而不散,每一次的咀嚼都能感受到肉汁和肉香的碰撞。337Please respect copyright.PENANAeEXjDIqAgt
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蛋包飯表現也不俗,掌握剛好的熟度與熱度讓蛋包口感更加軟嫩,底下的炒飯雖然是在台灣稱不上罕見的水準,酸甜鹹的調味吃起來卻頗有家庭料理的下飯感,或是就著蛋包或是就著漢堡排吃都很合適。337Please respect copyright.PENANAMD2MBd5hx7
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番茄看起來厲害,但言師古吃不懂,只覺得去皮之後口感更佳,以這樣的方式呈現倒是挺有意思的。337Please respect copyright.PENANAYBgiMQF3mZ
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不知不覺,言師古已經坐了下來,不顧形象地狼吞虎嚥。337Please respect copyright.PENANALdugFTxJow
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飯好吃。337Please respect copyright.PENANACF3P4XZC0F
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但讓人難以準確描述的,是這頓飯菜當中蘊含的關心與關懷。337Please respect copyright.PENANAc5wjS1Ikws
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言師古是有親人的,言家特殊的情況也讓他們倖存於世的血親們往來更加頻繁,在小時候,來自長輩的關心與餵食從來不曾少過,同輩間的兄弟姊妹物質不會緊張,相處起來便更是融洽──那時候的他們,甚至是將大樓最上面的幾層直接買下後改建,雖然住在大廈,卻依舊能感受家族的溫暖。337Please respect copyright.PENANA2EMWj9xFSP
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但這份溫暖,在言師古意識到自己的體質總是會給身邊的人帶來不幸之後,便被自縛於房間裡的他視為一種求生的營火。337Please respect copyright.PENANA1N0s00OzN9
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無論多麼溫暖,終究會有熄滅的一天。337Please respect copyright.PENANAzFzOAAt0xm
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他在物理層面上把自己關起來,同時也把自己的內心鎖起來。337Please respect copyright.PENANA28rjsFrCaD
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──因為他隱約察覺到和他關係越好的親戚朋友,便越容易沾惹上這份不幸。或許一開始只是跌倒擦傷這些小事,但如果沒有拉開距離的話,最終迎來的必然是更加殘酷的結局;網路上認識的朋友們交情雖好,可文字和對話的表達終究有其極限,言師古也不願意動不動就剖白自己的身世。337Please respect copyright.PENANACONQTKsjvc
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這樣孤僻的他,從這份飯菜當中再次感受到了溫暖。337Please respect copyright.PENANAmouhOSu9cC
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吃到途中,一条夏子端著最後的甜點來到餐桌。337Please respect copyright.PENANAi9rAUJweHO
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他一份,她一份。337Please respect copyright.PENANArPb11bR4qF
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言師古嗜甜,一般餐點的技藝如果說還只是能夠填飽肚子沒問題的話,烘焙就是他為數不多讓大腦放鬆逃避現實的桃源鄉,做出來的東西儘管不可能有名店的水準,但在等級足夠的原料加持下他對自己的手做甜點很有自信。337Please respect copyright.PENANABcw2pOtp5i
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但一条夏子這份布丁卻幾乎可以說是另一次元等級的美味。337Please respect copyright.PENANANOxzMORm6p
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雞蛋的香氣濃郁厚實卻不至於過腥,布丁的質地較為硬實卻不會無法下口,抿開化開之後蛋香充斥口腔,煮到稍微有些苦味的焦糖醬更讓「甜」充滿層次充滿立體感,這是一道看似平凡卻下了許多功夫的布丁。337Please respect copyright.PENANAEDTBJoCiIN
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言師古想到近幾年在台灣相當流行的所謂昭和布丁,口感和調味大概和夏子做出來的這份相似……但這該怎麼稱呼?明治布丁?337Please respect copyright.PENANAUV2VjBPoD4
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解決掉最後一口布丁之後,言師古說道:「這是……東洋亭?」337Please respect copyright.PENANAB9j33cFt2v
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一条夏子眉毛稍微抬起像是有些意外,卻又像是想通了什麼邏輯一樣開口回答:「是呢,京都的東洋亭,你醒過來之前我用那個『電腦』查了一些資料,找來找去就突然想起當年的一些事情……本來想給你個驚喜,但還是被看到了呢。」337Please respect copyright.PENANARLtJ5s2mEN
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看到了?是指做菜時的樣子?337Please respect copyright.PENANA2qPlBmyAJ2
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「我不知道你喜歡什麼樣的口味,看到冰箱備著這些材料,稍微排列組合之後就決定簡單做這麼一餐……但看你這樣應該是很喜歡的樣子,果然這個年紀的男孩子就是愛吃澱粉和肉啊。」一条夏子輕笑著。337Please respect copyright.PENANAkoff5caRqJ
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明明不是諷刺或是吐槽的口氣,可言師古想到自己剛剛那個被食欲驅動的樣子莫名有些不好意思──在吃東西的時候,自己一定露出奇怪的表情了吧。337Please respect copyright.PENANAYLp13EKUuv
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「那麼,吃飽喝足之後……」一条夏子輕輕一揮手,桌上的空盤空碗就這樣突兀地消失不見,而那件略顯色氣的圍裙也替換成之前看到的和服。337Please respect copyright.PENANALumcqx6aen
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奶奶到底是陰陽師還是魔術師?337Please respect copyright.PENANAlFjAFMr3Yd
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像是感應到他心中所想,一条夏子打了個響指,平常單獨用以寫作的筆電出現在餐桌前,螢幕發著亮光,一份事先準備好的簡報出現在言師古的視線,封面寫著「六壬神課初解」六字,封面還加了些許效果線,看上去挺像一回事。337Please respect copyright.PENANAfF0LuECn2L
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回過頭,一条夏子已經變身為眼鏡模式。337Please respect copyright.PENANAUy9S2Yvd7b
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「我們就開始上課吧。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAlDT8IexuG6
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「蛤?」337Please respect copyright.PENANAozF2AoBMNl
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