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《鏡屋。一位精神病人的異想世界；一個基督教徒的告白；永生的秘密！孟。婆。湯》
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《鏡屋。一位精神病人的異想世界；一個基督教徒的告白；永生的秘密！孟。婆。湯》
ISSUE #40
Author: 臉書蔡玫君（森命禮儀）
《鏡屋。一位精神病人的異想世界；一個基督教徒的告白；永生的秘密！孟。婆。湯》
Author: 臉書蔡玫君（森命禮儀）
ISSUE #40
寫給神的冷笑話
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小品文一：《寫給神的冷笑話》

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...，自己看吧。 

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多馬

理思必妥發明人

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神只會講兩遍

再多都不從神來

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耶穌的十字刑

雷電之主

死得好慘

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我才知道，

聲音是電，誰都發不出來

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魔鬼的聲音！

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魔鬼的聲音最恐怖

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科學家都門徒

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沒聲音就沒辦法呼吸

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幻聽是沒聲音，沒聲音最可怕

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沒聲音就沒空氣

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沒電的地球最可怕

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我家的十大酷刑

最恐怖的是，我家的十字刑

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就是直接把人抓去整

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錄到死

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要他表演被自殺

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被活摘器官

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錄給大家看

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因為他母親被他殺死！

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我的媽媽不見了，最恐怖！

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沒有聲音最恐怖

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宇宙不存在

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《以色列》

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鬼就是耶穌，耶穌是魔鬼

魔鬼的名字：

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所多馬！

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遺書最恐怖

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一邊是宗教改革的德意志羅馬；一頭是文藝復興的法國大革命；都來自銀河！西方都神人。

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都發明了：毒品。

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真正的毒品是！

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食物

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管制藥品：

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可吃的果、是藍莓的....！就食品；不可吃的果，如棉，就藥品；毒品是管制藥品。

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最重的是交鬼

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鬼的名字是：耶穌

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耶穌永遠是撒旦

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電是聲音

電的聲音毛骨慫然！

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沒有聲音最恐怖

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神永遠是魔鬼

耶穌永遠是撒旦

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永遠不要信耶穌，耶穌永遠是魔鬼！

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聖靈不存在

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永遠是鬼！！！

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我得救了

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我看見聲音，是兩只黑色的暗物質，就是魔鬼！牠飄走了。我們都在外太空，宇宙沒有月亮也沒有太陽，什麼都不存在，只剩你我可躺平，靜靜地，看著，宇宙黑漆漆的天空！

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貞德，我的讀後感

神好可憐，神永遠被銷滅，神不存在。神的名字是所多馬！就是永遠的魔鬼，誰都怕牠！永遠不要信耶穌就得救，永死不存在！神才是永死，永遠的永生！

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《被燒掉的女神》

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《鏡屋。一位精神病人的異想世界；一個基督教徒的告白；永生的秘密！孟。婆。湯》
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