釋之為廷尉。621Please respect copyright.PENANAwP6WloSWf4
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...621Please respect copyright.PENANAtYvZXUdmWm
621Please respect copyright.PENANADF26VHqboc
上行出中渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。621Please respect copyright.PENANAg2FKTHXA1D
總統慢跑到台北橋上時,有個死老百姓從橋下走出來,嚇到了總統和隨扈一行621Please respect copyright.PENANAfP9UsVarlI
621Please respect copyright.PENANANRksOyY5iU
於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。釋之治問。621Please respect copyright.PENANAhb8fI4B5wg
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來,交給隨行的司法院長,讓他去審問。621Please respect copyright.PENANADtgdV0klQl
621Please respect copyright.PENANAo7apGNxwP2
曰:「縣人來,聞蹕,匿橋下。 621Please respect copyright.PENANAU94U9N40He
死老百姓說:啊我就鄉下來的,聽說交通管制,所以就先躲到橋下去,621Please respect copyright.PENANAbuh3ne3ISn
621Please respect copyright.PENANAASKMeexqlr
久之,以為行已過,即出,見乘輿車騎即走耳。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAWixhC02Hrw
等了老半天,以為車隊都過去了,所以才出來,然後看到你們就只好快逃啊!」621Please respect copyright.PENANAzF7YZrSXdp
621Please respect copyright.PENANAfvsr1htLbK
廷尉奏當,一人犯蹕,當罰金。621Please respect copyright.PENANALeGejsnuBc
司法院長最後回報說,那個死老百姓違反交通管制,要罰鍰621Please respect copyright.PENANAqcieuHpLur
621Please respect copyright.PENANAjn8dPfT5kG
文帝怒曰:「此人親驚吾馬;吾馬賴柔和,621Please respect copyright.PENANAZAXn7dRRjI
總統就怒了:那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶;還好我馬有天天運動,身手矯健心臟有力,621Please respect copyright.PENANAd9zFHSkr6D
621Please respect copyright.PENANAGwjFz8GI5w
令他馬,固不敗傷我乎?621Please respect copyright.PENANAVudeXQpNfe
要是換成了他馬的!那還不被嚇死?621Please respect copyright.PENANArdzaQx8fu5
621Please respect copyright.PENANAIxlGdFzr35
而廷尉乃當之罰金!」621Please respect copyright.PENANAnVbm55g2lk
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰!621Please respect copyright.PENANAqNmGh0TJUD
621Please respect copyright.PENANAmwMwQYMWbr
釋之曰:「法者,天子所與天下公共也。621Please respect copyright.PENANAYpXySf0RYN
恐龍法官就說了:法律之前,人人平等621Please respect copyright.PENANAPp8UK6tWSC
621Please respect copyright.PENANA4dlN5nHsRQ
今法如此而更重之,是法不信於民也。621Please respect copyright.PENANAKTYJK53lvi
現在法律就這麼規定,你對我施壓要我判重一點,這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你!621Please respect copyright.PENANAUNht4fqGad
621Please respect copyright.PENANACp8ykvBjzm
且方其時,上使立誅之則已。621Please respect copyright.PENANAqv6ERxNj9e
而且那時候,要不你直接宰了他就算了。621Please respect copyright.PENANAhvww5xUi82
(我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,當做沒看到)621Please respect copyright.PENANA5G4uNa58DR
621Please respect copyright.PENANASv4vqr9zUY
今既下廷尉,廷尉,天下之平也,621Please respect copyright.PENANAXvoTqdOUmA
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我,哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像,621Please respect copyright.PENANAlU9qHhTrvu
621Please respect copyright.PENANAqMUKhHFCrW
一傾而天下用法皆為輕重,民安所錯其手足?唯陛下察之。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAspdpfiF5xU
連哥都執法不公了,那天下的法律還不亂七八糟,你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去,希望總統你再好好想想吧!621Please respect copyright.PENANA1iu9j6m19p
621Please respect copyright.PENANApWRuAN3sTI
良久,上曰:「廷尉當是也。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAWDjSe0ZoSQ
過一會兒,啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說:「恐龍法官...你是對的。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAEniOj6kQOh
621Please respect copyright.PENANAMPW9mwwAKP
621Please respect copyright.PENANAmHuJySAeo4
結論:這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命,讓他宰了那個死老百性,一邊又裝好人假清高,又扮白臉又扮黑臉,說的自己好像很懂很了不起,違反交通規則交給警察就好,你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼?一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 621Please respect copyright.PENANAjd8nmnmTR5
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眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文
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ISSUE #9
眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「張釋之執法」
作者:西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷
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