作者：西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷 釋之為廷尉。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xTyL1kDv0
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02nng4iT3T
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm4RRe66Vd
上行出中渭橋，有一人從橋下走出，乘輿馬驚。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fOrG3K0MG
總統慢跑到台北橋上時，有個死老百姓從橋下走出來，嚇到了總統和隨扈一行879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhuLtkBkOw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LLOTAwg6o
於是使騎捕，屬之廷尉。釋之治問。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTu5yEyHyQ
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來，交給隨行的司法院長，讓他去審問。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNDGDry2Q2
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIYnPXPLAa
曰：「縣人來，聞蹕，匿橋下。 879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sB6NHAsc1
死老百姓說：啊我就鄉下來的，聽說交通管制，所以就先躲到橋下去，879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpLj78mqF3
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaBD8yvPc9
久之，以為行已過，即出，見乘輿車騎即走耳。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg45KyWqRSY
等了老半天，以為車隊都過去了，所以才出來，然後看到你們就只好快逃啊！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1D4lXzL8Z
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsMccxWDT1
廷尉奏當，一人犯蹕，當罰金。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RmHYmrw5E
司法院長最後回報說，那個死老百姓違反交通管制，要罰鍰879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5usdpz7yaf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZa14tIzh2
文帝怒曰：「此人親驚吾馬；吾馬賴柔和，879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYkPEN4A1U
總統就怒了：那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶；還好我馬有天天運動，身手矯健心臟有力，879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUJtwTLF6H
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhscraAeFOl
令他馬，固不敗傷我乎？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2rHE8peOt
要是換成了他馬的！那還不被嚇死？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvScwqp02p
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWLYeVWK4g
而廷尉乃當之罰金！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYhq305Ccv
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqjluKsFR3
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUflDhdvEZO
釋之曰：「法者，天子所與天下公共也。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnp4zXK470c
恐龍法官就說了：法律之前，人人平等879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKomojRTg5
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXckuePaeNF
今法如此而更重之，是法不信於民也。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB5oUXBUZU
現在法律就這麼規定，你對我施壓要我判重一點，這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPtSwfEpi3
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqAnfsNNbJ
且方其時，上使立誅之則已。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkcX6mQlqN
而且那時候，要不你直接宰了他就算了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQpsEhHxc2
（我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼，當做沒看到）879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCC4ua9tg5
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKS3NQ0hOp
今既下廷尉，廷尉，天下之平也，879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5txZmEjhe
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我，哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像，879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplnWNlTCIj
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoJfNcMaHk
一傾而天下用法皆為輕重，民安所錯其手足？唯陛下察之。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO6KL4B1Q1
連哥都執法不公了，那天下的法律還不亂七八糟，你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去，希望總統你再好好想想吧！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKK4uRh6pJ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFOC6QExDS
良久，上曰：「廷尉當是也。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqyij4WU8t
過一會兒，啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說：「恐龍法官...你是對的。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreRi7V9EF9
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdslcClD1Re
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2olBaIMWc4
結論：這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命，讓他宰了那個死老百性，一邊又裝好人假清高，又扮白臉又扮黑臉，說的自己好像很懂很了不起，違反交通規則交給警察就好，你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼？一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QaZYWtrrz
然後按「加至主畫面」