作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl0z9zRNQp先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qoP9L3aAU
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku6gvJUVmu
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V5gWn3QXx
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdX7uVITAQl
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqY82byUli
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqTNrGG55Z
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV1h6AD0vx
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEvwesq8Ou
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvVLqgCxs5
好讀書，不求甚解；1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzwtnIEqVg
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb2pIU3MSH
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD3ZVsgVV9
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOeOllyGOf
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHwzmSFrfT
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PcGItg9Tr
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrPUjd7Sv3
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ352NC31ZHt
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AYZcEp7lM
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuvcZFCEjq
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveqwxqbf5Y
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWm3mN3d8i
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfnOAk1ced
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SUybfUdvP
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27HAohFHd9
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5G7IKqcbF
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq5jUXxleW
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cv8yDv7bu
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyBm3Fv0Vp
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoatMeQFOJ
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwqyV9bM3p
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHTxgfWMKl
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmjhxJoZW4
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fFUphnt6a
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ib5v4s9Cf
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEF6AFU27F
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBt3YLHFv7
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePp6LL7bUW
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LJkBIGu3h
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXsAjPWw3G
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mHFPrteLx
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CtryvCtao
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftf20HBvq2
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG11qyNWYch
1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6ujX1Y2vb
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQha8T6Us4s
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8nqF7hVo4
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGf3eYUdGU
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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