作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJQJMYqmgH先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hlx4aVsKR
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJubLW96mhJ
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvrYnnckim
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWFImAG1zB
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdOpt3cMpM
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevBaCf1YAL
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好讀書，不求甚解；992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IkgCbZ45B
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd6MfD6oSf
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7VQpiuMXw
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VPYQcJEER
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2v7dqYz9Y
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxxOarRoPV
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozsEiWg6Nf
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjSaIOT6En
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4pgxq6qQg
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9rxt3yv2n
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb01CJ9L7Zt
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyQlmbSbE1
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjczcfcIxX
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRvARe0IKA
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQa6crRf70
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yUO47zoo8
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq2BBagRo6
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcszNNcL5y
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBrCW2d3yY
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqHCnIy4W6
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdzDaerrRV
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFrLUNM96S
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWAyGv9b9W
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDuw6pkpkw
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeIvPVcKBc
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIiPcM62Uh
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFumrdf3Oj
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