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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。751Please respect copyright.PENANAcYa6AVCPCZ
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好讀書,不求甚解;751Please respect copyright.PENANAazGv1UA8Gd
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。751Please respect copyright.PENANAmIK7JiYP2h
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,751Please respect copyright.PENANARSjS4O8oRF
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,751Please respect copyright.PENANAahuk0nr3Nj
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;751Please respect copyright.PENANAD7BV06R7HN
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。751Please respect copyright.PENANATZmWgPQTaD
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。751Please respect copyright.PENANASnRfnyfabm
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死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,751Please respect copyright.PENANAhToxg3TZSy
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。751Please respect copyright.PENANAg0q2xOjbdK
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。751Please respect copyright.PENANA3jvgT6VRPS
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。751Please respect copyright.PENANALyY5fy6wYo
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 751Please respect copyright.PENANAxpOEx9rBXr
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」751Please respect copyright.PENANAtwXF8XlkWz
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」751Please respect copyright.PENANAq1qPLIKaNM
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,751Please respect copyright.PENANApBi1XcZ72G
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,751Please respect copyright.PENANAV7vbiL9Pba
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!751Please respect copyright.PENANAqy8KwuEbZt
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!751Please respect copyright.PENANAPZlKyj0NFs
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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