
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1099Please respect copyright.PENANAYDvK1ZYdii
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1099Please respect copyright.PENANAE1ZUgPJXEh
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1099Please respect copyright.PENANA9OhcJapu6Z
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAb1ZXlqhJxr
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAuUOmwvRtau
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1099Please respect copyright.PENANA3CVp9pgb1L
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好讀書,不求甚解;1099Please respect copyright.PENANArbyfENbUZF
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1099Please respect copyright.PENANAsEsULHl1xW
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1099Please respect copyright.PENANADVPiuG1Qfz
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAEkE0KZc0qH
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAFOAMM1tP2F
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAxSz8s7HOkl
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1099Please respect copyright.PENANAXgMy8Af7iu
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1099Please respect copyright.PENANA3l2IJv7NTx
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1099Please respect copyright.PENANAk4Uf8lycwK
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1099Please respect copyright.PENANAKUSf0rMwxG
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAlhmFcVi84J
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1099Please respect copyright.PENANASC2L8MwHYP
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1099Please respect copyright.PENANAEWWwwlQZGK
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1099Please respect copyright.PENANAC44r7Ht6SE
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAsLPnLZ4SVH
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAHts447Sw0o
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAABB7E9CpEc
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAk1sYS43nQH
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1099Please respect copyright.PENANADWqJBll2XO
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAasMP4820o3
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAv6vfZAQJN6
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAaHxEXafBtn
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1099Please respect copyright.PENANAGIBrR8lIB0
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1099Please respect copyright.PENANAOlUNky9ZoD
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1099Please respect copyright.PENANAmtQqMddUB7
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1099Please respect copyright.PENANAjLWqdrE5ic
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1099Please respect copyright.PENANAkDGBkomN4Z
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!