作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq3AXJSIIa先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTQulGfPi0
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因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AbklmbgJO
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8StWSbCXX
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3Gyscx3hd
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好讀書，不求甚解；999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5H4paCCGx
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN9TuvKDVg
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZP4z4QqmA
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJscEuqzmuR
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdgREmdGGf
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBqep9Ou5Y
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G3ODvgjSf
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y5Tn61YH7
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc0OCq6o7x
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuxCZMRf9C
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbRnWyJYXT
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFO91MKs2N
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU1pykcPit
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6EHK3u241
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvE5oXc2nmQ
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrasa77l7In
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk765mmHip
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5pQoC7rwt
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeOfvLWiKf
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucxQWEk34p
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneD7SN4AwJ
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadkg7KIYfs
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdszwfmjX50
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDTSIJx2x1
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3lQqsOJsP
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LRjJS3NBc
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！999Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjqcOuZljO
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