作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7qcM7Kr1X先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pddnWSWhP
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkPFCnfDgO
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxCc3PnU83
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcoVHb4Zap
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe3bvxjUpk
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBnCjuZuFH
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgLIPK6U0h
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRKsqSUreq
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUiJIM93St
好讀書，不求甚解；1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWQrDz77ra
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCCv5eIRuk
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi2xVRzhLV
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EC9F7J4Ud
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI29zCo7kKN
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor5YXo1Oap
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogyWqJgKJM
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy66z7cwCxv
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3xa0GukFB
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcE8R4S9Gl
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgdaFUa66q
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQBCl59LmN
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliEV8C0UsM
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ37BTDHQr
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHkP3l7o2a
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPug02lShGD
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmHfz0fiBw
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ocP47G6mm
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo8vaB5e5p
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlcrqgT71M
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G6TZbfpUd
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjcS3PlSc9
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyZzyrKuaD
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RwGbfuJls
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfrNWSBZwa
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0ZesgY14x
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfudISL87KM
忘懷得失，以此自終。 1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAdRlO1nrZ
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIqBFwvZOa
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUysG8Q7GY
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaGuZzJ6Rw
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJry1gO6ri
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnopsOiSrOc
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o9tqOz3Pb
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8upAwzvUH
1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVQwVYsPHx
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb93DQjjPaI
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSgMdhOXTk
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2dOmBd5p1
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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