眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文 - 眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」

作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYYadbrcSK

先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM653C5ARIU
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXsQyvCiUc
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vA11v9n4r
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdn3NTKajG
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMb4tYOB0k
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJg1SdDXbc
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好讀書，不求甚解；1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1L9IHqTG2
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvmAN9xndA
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnghLK5qnY
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBtPbIIf58
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CZ30KkeYn
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqKcufD15k
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3WEQy9lWI
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmtQ9dAfnk
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R6nrtEnIV
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rmisCXhqT
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqLvZLF0NQ
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPUDBD0liK
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgPuCfFKq5
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqrw2MA5d2
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6MUWZBksc
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkeTc6IXom
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfcE6dvkPS
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclpq2iNeCu
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC15bfAiR8
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62xE8yixiF
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVTwVeN2DG
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSmdsNg4Id
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ69SIY3pD
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZnVkA9Uet
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIanJaVYOM1
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIxfgf3E7t
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCYiXMh0dK
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！