作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj9MhtW83t先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bAPqrINsP
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsJIGmaM2Q
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiwKad3rM3
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVg2QHd0wj
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYKxahO2vp
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXV7RIpqXz
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好讀書，不求甚解；970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcOn7hCqWf
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6H7rUunL5
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ343eAK9ILv
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjKkBG8eiz
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQyexBkx6I
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Y0hnzCjUj
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa6tkmSNaO
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrYDjPYAFD
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbINbwiDxf
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAl8LEZSXY
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nZ5mTCWLa
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNCrfAVpVz
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rboSO9k6J
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrUurxZALO
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx3vYdT0DG
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPedg97yyD
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmr1qDYAsm
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLRNmtARWn
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67dvh3p7rC
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9JIcr3WKI
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8zjWJewXm
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsncW1nwiI
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheAeNL5mK4
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3fPxS1Qn9
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJANYXRo6Bb
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyzgujr0Sv
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUM5ZJ4Gno
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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