作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXyakTYMDe先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABclrqKJVm
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX46T4XbAy5
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOl6AebkW7
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYKEhCyVDJ
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdRg8rItdc
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxk8FMtMxu
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlpciJa9xa
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx2km9NtCJ
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp7bYsloH7
好讀書，不求甚解；1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm8NGkqMCB
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM4VoEdAvV
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GpMPxDgx4
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcglfnxxyOw
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHWiIsjcdL
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhg7UPjrEd
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC2a2xHRgi
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLtaGGBdys
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSgs153YBk
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNQeznKGLo
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31xJ56yLNq
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6lgs1HLrg
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn5L4uZFlr
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlixghyq20L
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR9vBNFeMr
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDCTskBTJO
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkwY5c3PcV
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGekdnsGCz
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fDt7i8vwt
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpVUyungW5
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4PZN8SJOv
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2VXfg2AmZ
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsPBDpSDjK
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl7MH66zuQ
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKlWDnc8Lc
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfq0SZ1P99
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrZgNedFdB
忘懷得失，以此自終。 1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BJuH27OGO
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpJKuZJ2Bh
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlCEdoifn2
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZJcI4woNc
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ivA6Xp2Ai
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOvEZHIA8e
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A24nJAAsR
1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFiPSmh050
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnIDqgdoqs
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIscvTmKYYn
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1056Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hox7VkBbU
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