先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,743Please respect copyright.PENANAaRtiC3dROS
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,743Please respect copyright.PENANAXyDzEMWG8g
743Please respect copyright.PENANAu5DcIRetJC
宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。743Please respect copyright.PENANAazbHFxv4c3
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。743Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ul47lTCd7
743Please respect copyright.PENANA6ieACQOo2x
閑靜少言,不慕榮利。743Please respect copyright.PENANAJRgaTd9hru
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,743Please respect copyright.PENANAhAM7o4MHiu
743Please respect copyright.PENANA8MRVTjukaZ
好讀書,不求甚解;743Please respect copyright.PENANABR5izMbtrr
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,743Please respect copyright.PENANAxrGrsen7dF
743Please respect copyright.PENANABDVoKEcvjc
每有會意,便欣然忘食。743Please respect copyright.PENANAN8Z1D9vtV5
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。743Please respect copyright.PENANApL4gqgU8Vw
743Please respect copyright.PENANAFumjGFIWv5
性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。743Please respect copyright.PENANAF0yCBNBg0L
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。743Please respect copyright.PENANAhz1xTmkN1B
743Please respect copyright.PENANABygxtzFzV3
親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,743Please respect copyright.PENANAMQOCg8Tkhm
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,743Please respect copyright.PENANArhrObVqZbf
743Please respect copyright.PENANAifvWGA4dI0
造飲輒盡,期在必醉;743Please respect copyright.PENANA3cuEuFPi9B
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;743Please respect copyright.PENANAQIOyLIIleT
743Please respect copyright.PENANAwE4It3Akjy
既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。743Please respect copyright.PENANACDn1CsDjJn
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。743Please respect copyright.PENANAVvByQoRJeN
743Please respect copyright.PENANAapfV2mBQc0
環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;743Please respect copyright.PENANAhDXvn30Z4m
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,743Please respect copyright.PENANAszIYhlCDM0
743Please respect copyright.PENANASu0fi0tNYw
短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。743Please respect copyright.PENANAhKqtN8GjPh
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。743Please respect copyright.PENANAk4xYNIoCN8
743Please respect copyright.PENANAf0RDbQlacq
嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。743Please respect copyright.PENANAEWipFJZX5b
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。743Please respect copyright.PENANAZXtBVVkmZD
743Please respect copyright.PENANA7S1Rjyt1Zt
忘懷得失,以此自終。 743Please respect copyright.PENANAeqh8lNZZyn
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。743Please respect copyright.PENANAe4KNCwVuac
743Please respect copyright.PENANAng0AiRd5Pj
贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」743Please respect copyright.PENANAiaUu7XsL1f
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」743Please respect copyright.PENANA8NXbP7PGxO
743Please respect copyright.PENANALBtaEfYOnw
其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,743Please respect copyright.PENANAWGK19swc6T
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,743Please respect copyright.PENANAwHa1EwcNLa
743Please respect copyright.PENANAMcAUFdEGiR
無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!743Please respect copyright.PENANAXQf3k3ScZW
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?743Please respect copyright.PENANAKtkNtB0628
743Please respect copyright.PENANAKg8aY1EUoe
743Please respect copyright.PENANAdUDFuARS45
結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!743Please respect copyright.PENANANIFeMyfr1A
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文
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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明743Please respect copyright.PENANAThk6b4yLvZ
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