作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRd5JqT6pc先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCmf7yGkg7
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot6Z7nlXaj
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8XuGJwRs1
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN9Hvwaxrl
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS6upgeiJM
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopUeFgMsWX
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好讀書，不求甚解；1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYiIrRFDDa
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ507YKAMgOU
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKS2BntCMG
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRApQ2p67p4
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS78vMCZlN
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsz8d6NBUz
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCon2sx7X5S
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9PRcxqEHG
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8PIsGoRtm
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcs8pVeEbU
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqkQ7mBCQ1
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpS9VHnTDr
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF7F8vxlxv
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8bZpAYAKk
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmBKWAaJMB
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmadmJztZv
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwccVHdwQXG
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa4Ee3FAww
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR98UQQO0yH
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRilTviTqcv
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8XmX1ByiJ
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6VJdtpwpc
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y6Gqcymfm
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3weVopNyRZ
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJm4FVNOFc
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKrLpnwGLD
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaErr3lqUT
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxx3fWmxIC
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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