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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLzFYXkH5y
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2Xem2X99B
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYjsod4lam
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOJK6Ap7mU
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybYu4HTD3g
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fWAe3f5cI
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGkWruKpV2
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj462cCq92
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南冥者，天池也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh14KQmj7zI
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlFj5uUfon
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr5iua9IyF
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEx4S2aOGc
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYTfAyPlsf
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSikEhb56PQ
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyUjqyr0VZ
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24X9Uvv0OY
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ6lzmwTpx
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxhny65zus
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwL2jk1F4g
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXrFfmVmYA
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUrj9PQ2fS
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8ljz8CFdG
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXRDh9j19o
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AXMjQYLPn
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL65p0iyb3
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfbT7VGFqU
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0ac70qfva
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX96h2f2klT
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThmyQS81m4
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRpTAOdSDO
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIQsqv1loU
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQhERxlczn
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe59K5wPG8
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDvKnhniFG
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESuahHMYYG
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39nj2Lo9NL
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGjonPPAKR
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GmQynnsSB
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrIrliQrd9
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQbwP2s5Za
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Lc8pSGm10
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3s2cGJnrJ
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvnWroxDT3
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhMTeMkdlU
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2uuvpj7Hm
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFkimnqZtP
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduDOvdiNpu
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwe0W1vjl5
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJGskp2tRt
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湯之問棘也是已：685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkyba6ZvMG
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS86ViZn2U
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0t8nTZ0JY
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKb97PTzko
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHWvZHKCLd
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSniQMx1xB
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0IZP9C3cn
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNS8MIkVIX
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmODngiDxF
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY3LYlJnCc
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkSutreluY
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNqjiGPGO5
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNoPONQ4lc
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm40x9tiumS
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2042AE765
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJvvmxnI2t
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAfC7FcYb4
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEYyccQs3i
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此大小之辯也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1aW3ee2cW
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrnA0IKE5T
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQb4pMgV4E
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q8TLO0kGh
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvD2CrY1e3
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFghflMYAWY
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqql3PMKeD
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmJV7tkAJX
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASmWNxyHY3
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXB6wTVuBz
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA1VM788Uv
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH0QC21aOz
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDQqb511ZP
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYGrARpbLi
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRqFOK8G5J
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb1uu7eP1I
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH5NSGpeOg
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvj573AclT
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwuSTUunze
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tyiO9oL6S
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwIpMXD28H
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW986v3PkT
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMw7SYWDn5
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08y5HHAuVC
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9asxuhrsP8
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfYyG1WWPn
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIkCu9EiPe
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IcXt2djXk
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpagbs28kxv
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDC2HKGVFk
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq7E91VWc9
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfeYKvabo2
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK13la8IoL
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZETiUyHU6
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvOw7JHvge
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJWniQ3Akx
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs8GuVd4uz
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGayBMrg7W
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtojy0Aestd
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj222mKqGJn
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe9N3Byo8A
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyAp2FmXzz
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZom2M2iiY
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8wZLPRa38
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LrJ1N6Aec
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1ub5a2vmX
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNgfmldBni
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87c1zHbUBU
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVqC05OtYg
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4yZycNYX9
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUBYPfzZuh
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELTpp1Q3x3
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEplDqV8h02
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGKn0YJWnq
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685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OKClaZylZ
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb4SO1El42
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgT7gYKIBL
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsiDYs8W34
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQxyDCE4vo
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz2Y3DWbvF
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjvfiGK25b
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd85VRGIrXr
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3ihzkpfWb
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3isqYqeohF
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq08h7zhVdj
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL7NrttA6G
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDwK7oljPy
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNU8c0Jkn2
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGANVmKloRi
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67yuvatZWy
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wsnxtIMZb
不食五谷，吸風飲露；685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWGIbJgWvp
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6aqrZecGR
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEtcKeMHZF
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn8zQJvjqh
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIeP1D40al
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmEkg3TrlN
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3KiWyFoVX
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuAjQ3dZk7
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJCQftSUTU
吾以是狂而不信也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAQ6NfFYhy
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74kQ8k0gpg
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GnNP5rcLq
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod4MxkQlBt
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV1nGoNGdB
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgjPjxhDcH
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q7d8wesEV
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtV67bRb4C
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIACEsJ7Y4d
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8u6GMCOKJ
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftUKZa77ry
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7K5CBALtu
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0HCe43Jso
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0SBUrcUSI
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfQ2WKhWA1
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL7XsPmwGb
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AdxcnGEdE
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaNcKXceBj
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86gOv6lmKQ
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9sOqnqes3
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpFvSSMjmv
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5qqQu1tFJ
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOTX99K0lr
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhllhRXIk6
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiBMC1bUz4
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6R2ZVTB9P
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKRZNXrmLY
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5HQLDxIVC
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggcWIB6fze
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbb1ldeMbk
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgZdcsLED5
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5sgVCjt0J
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEiB3vuuAJ
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1HA5cIugj
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb7VNUsKFy
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIX9bFFCOv
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxueZ8ksJKt
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ86ivG8r6e
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbvtOF4jES
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi79V61YfJ
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJlt4pfOtG
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfML1iOyD5S
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOFCbqlO6G
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5aMIb48jW
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0LHpLM3M4
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Vw1l0YArZ
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7IwZLUACU
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxz1IQYRXD
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgjOInYww3
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqANDeS3Wu
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywywDmtHZq
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI2IcroOlv
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAcxBbEhUm
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGkvboDNzV
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DTI00j9Kk
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbXgj3FoAv
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysLBxNdrDK
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINTpjPAsLr
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ2IuwpHZF
客聞之，請買其方百金。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUxJVvW6YT
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwvV9mFS0v
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxTT6VtHq7
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivc19Fu6Yj
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt8ggfLROq
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63ElGj3MB4
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX1B8vA7Gs
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuJ9wsREqX
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYWy1wBxGb
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyivfYxXph
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYEmjSxIE8
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AvsIqg6aR
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJmETO5w0x
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiovSwuY7Fz
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt1xzBm5iA
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VKIzhuwOQ
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrYCIZx0mx
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90b19SyDYm
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb08BtsLtZI
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgyYhAW60f
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxtBduZl8A
而憂其瓠落無所容？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1zgYsfGtJ
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBTwTRFiuc
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCxNuwwQp9
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhSTqpbq4d
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiPML9FN3K
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrh1lHKe5J
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7T9XR2J3h
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdbG6C1OZW
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhws97kHKbE
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmBWiE0UI5
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRdLPrc9BK
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOswXPKOgn9
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9oEnp3ewh
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq2GgkA3LP
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QAPvVgzSs
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcWfJEuYom
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikzIVLmD6E
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBkyIqatxJ
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx0RyYiL1G
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKuPt5qCvn
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIieI08wUDO
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnCFWyZeNY
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTuiu8ZQVH
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1kL0fkthM
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrfiayRihm
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Iq3wXkI4j
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc13cbzzxw3
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4patErRRh
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoFjyEDD3Y
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOErs18Jah
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGYgI8SL74
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht6xTVN3CX
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINQ6lUX5KV
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyJlax4kcM
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb9ANWmjdt
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkjRuMXxV1
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3qRhaVGp4
685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbcgAfrrD3
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