北冥有魚,其名為鯤。501Please respect copyright.PENANADhxjfUNBFM
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。501Please respect copyright.PENANAB4hhE2tfbO
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鯤之大,不知幾千里也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAK1hssoGpVl
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…501Please respect copyright.PENANAOGOYqh132A
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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,501Please respect copyright.PENANA8ORT1zBqLb
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,501Please respect copyright.PENANAyXqBnCHwx4
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鵬之背,不知幾千里也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAo1f8DQetxE
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…501Please respect copyright.PENANAAf6sfRF3Hx
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怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,501Please respect copyright.PENANAs0mZ1kJ9TL
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,501Please respect copyright.PENANAY3sF1laPzY
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是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,501Please respect copyright.PENANAqhuq2dUkNH
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,501Please respect copyright.PENANA6RPGhsCfjC
501Please respect copyright.PENANA98GKu0lsOG
南冥者,天池也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAnrQ4nwnDxL
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…501Please respect copyright.PENANAgEX3wYqASu
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:501Please respect copyright.PENANAeXYFZGo2K0
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:501Please respect copyright.PENANAfRSNM3guXE
501Please respect copyright.PENANAPE1eTcNtez
鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,501Please respect copyright.PENANADApporZn1Q
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,501Please respect copyright.PENANA3960Pl2jP3
501Please respect copyright.PENANAROX3NrMPn8
摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。501Please respect copyright.PENANApGPKYkFTr4
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…501Please respect copyright.PENANAKISwf7qMBB
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也501Please respect copyright.PENANAfLLzqGgOOL
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…501Please respect copyright.PENANAKmM2YMwm57
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天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?501Please respect copyright.PENANAT7z8Q0NfDE
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?501Please respect copyright.PENANAgnHperMpAS
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其視下,亦若是則己矣。501Please respect copyright.PENANAX0NVUBxPYk
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!501Please respect copyright.PENANABEcyRvSoI6
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,501Please respect copyright.PENANAA1hxta9CTU
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,501Please respect copyright.PENANApSX9daQQGG
501Please respect copyright.PENANAm1K2ZVJvLS
覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,501Please respect copyright.PENANAd9qh9bXY3c
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,501Please respect copyright.PENANAChtDUP8Okn
501Please respect copyright.PENANAZoXKgSclSB
置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAzAZAXIZVCQ
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…501Please respect copyright.PENANA3GoCK4oT5p
501Please respect copyright.PENANAwi1jIUxPmN
故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,501Please respect copyright.PENANAukfPJdBgdq
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。501Please respect copyright.PENANAD3ScxSgYx6
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南501Please respect copyright.PENANAPlnzHTJqMl
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…501Please respect copyright.PENANAsjiak15fif
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,501Please respect copyright.PENANAWS7hJpA7eN
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,501Please respect copyright.PENANAYw9bFgLzcI
501Please respect copyright.PENANA8fLj1CjgfW
時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?501Please respect copyright.PENANAtVIAEBMqRc
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?501Please respect copyright.PENANAMPo3j63IGp
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適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,501Please respect copyright.PENANAHvsl2Hg1mw
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,501Please respect copyright.PENANAh7liK23gjj
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適百里者,宿舂糧,501Please respect copyright.PENANAG1FeMoXtA1
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,501Please respect copyright.PENANAMeR4SD68QC
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適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?501Please respect copyright.PENANAfW0aIeSixE
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!501Please respect copyright.PENANAz2w1xwFfu8
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小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?501Please respect copyright.PENANANCkG6hoAni
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?501Please respect copyright.PENANAX0okzVIXkm
501Please respect copyright.PENANAUViNQRFoJa
朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。501Please respect copyright.PENANABNyuBZWAyu
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…501Please respect copyright.PENANASOuhy7vvel
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楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。501Please respect copyright.PENANAyTR25PbkjZ
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,501Please respect copyright.PENANA2nWu3U180D
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上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAbxT3ZzqS00
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…501Please respect copyright.PENANASQUrsFLyFp
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!501Please respect copyright.PENANAmUXRJJNgk8
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…501Please respect copyright.PENANAQzIwWAXyGs
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湯之問棘也是已:501Please respect copyright.PENANAzmkLwJyDJE
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:501Please respect copyright.PENANA5Cox5xgGTm
501Please respect copyright.PENANAwzad5nfJ11
窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAWn7Xeyaxt1
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,501Please respect copyright.PENANAMfPUEnSmJL
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有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤501Please respect copyright.PENANAbskPyqE8Uw
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…501Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2GaEYEAUd
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有鳥焉,其名為鵬,501Please respect copyright.PENANA21vEDgrrKT
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,501Please respect copyright.PENANABfs1eKZ9ur
501Please respect copyright.PENANADd8JpJc4Hp
背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,501Please respect copyright.PENANA8GU2QPx2KT
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…501Please respect copyright.PENANAO9CEupBfSV
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絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAb9DLGBFntZ
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…501Please respect copyright.PENANAckY6JVlCuZ
501Please respect copyright.PENANA6VluHkbvHC
斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?501Please respect copyright.PENANAbjTJt6XMts
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?501Please respect copyright.PENANAMGimDylN0U
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我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,501Please respect copyright.PENANAsRbBlmDVkY
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,501Please respect copyright.PENANA9kp6ngExKF
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?501Please respect copyright.PENANAur3y9NcyiZ
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?501Please respect copyright.PENANACI4r6TMdSO
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此大小之辯也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAv1qgrYkZ2u
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!501Please respect copyright.PENANA46V4CvTTnJ
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,501Please respect copyright.PENANAF2ZrsA17OJ
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,501Please respect copyright.PENANAbo59jYZBF9
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。501Please respect copyright.PENANAAc0oDXk43B
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。501Please respect copyright.PENANAqWyRjsRpRT
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。501Please respect copyright.PENANApCCOCIbWkX
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~501Please respect copyright.PENANA0RjRHBfqen
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。501Please respect copyright.PENANAmcAvfkmFG0
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…501Please respect copyright.PENANAfELSZqW8BY
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。501Please respect copyright.PENANAGBQoGIFzFK
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。501Please respect copyright.PENANAJKwXZ3QTk7
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAP6bD0XaAUw
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…501Please respect copyright.PENANAReV6gv5Ztm
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,501Please respect copyright.PENANAlDdMQyrlaq
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,501Please respect copyright.PENANADd0TqiIBee
501Please respect copyright.PENANAdj1R0uk4UD
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。501Please respect copyright.PENANAw2Fz6gj5TF
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。501Please respect copyright.PENANAvp8ZwIEp6b
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此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9f8MCgxKJ
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,501Please respect copyright.PENANA1emhHBLwep
501Please respect copyright.PENANAdszOvySDBm
夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!501Please respect copyright.PENANAbeZU8AWRkp
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。501Please respect copyright.PENANA1H7SfVl6Wi
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。501Please respect copyright.PENANABMuv5U7LvE
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。501Please respect copyright.PENANAv3O89KMJoD
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:501Please respect copyright.PENANA3n5esSaIgd
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:501Please respect copyright.PENANAjUf1SCDBl9
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「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!501Please respect copyright.PENANACEyFZkOKWK
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!501Please respect copyright.PENANA1leanZP2hK
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!501Please respect copyright.PENANAWsSUFhpKY4
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!501Please respect copyright.PENANArLmD1rBbiX
501Please respect copyright.PENANA4N6fcTfnL6
夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,501Please respect copyright.PENANAwqEiw0Oa8z
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,501Please respect copyright.PENANA4U0uMPhXD6
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。501Please respect copyright.PENANAT7a194vUSk
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…501Please respect copyright.PENANA5lnvTnSQKZ
501Please respect copyright.PENANAOO8jD9UToW
許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,501Please respect copyright.PENANA2hmr8VUy7y
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,501Please respect copyright.PENANAVnNJLA252W
501Please respect copyright.PENANAgZqfIiesBP
而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?501Please respect copyright.PENANAsUiNAid1YJ
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?501Please respect copyright.PENANABl4pmwMPkw
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?501Please respect copyright.PENANAOdVfhNp5wU
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?501Please respect copyright.PENANAuUNHvT7MdP
501Please respect copyright.PENANAhxQFWg5GKS
鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;501Please respect copyright.PENANAu6pKDx79rw
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,501Please respect copyright.PENANAIs7FpxRgM2
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。501Please respect copyright.PENANAKnaKH3hPHH
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!501Please respect copyright.PENANAWASI51CIMW
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!501Please respect copyright.PENANApo1oy2hdFO
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!501Please respect copyright.PENANA7H4Uu3t3AC
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。501Please respect copyright.PENANAQbNvLr1Evm
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…501Please respect copyright.PENANAE8w0pUblbN
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。501Please respect copyright.PENANAVySZ8Nuhpd
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。501Please respect copyright.PENANANeYZRJJhnG
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。501Please respect copyright.PENANAQqgvcB5Tvx
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…501Please respect copyright.PENANAAk779N0H9z
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAsb2hOkmDjr
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?501Please respect copyright.PENANATHnHesxgGY
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。501Please respect copyright.PENANAG4CUn9l97Z
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,501Please respect copyright.PENANAcf7lJjDd3l
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;501Please respect copyright.PENANAgSsPNqiYyc
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。501Please respect copyright.PENANAoQbHQFPf4F
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不食五谷,吸風飲露;501Please respect copyright.PENANAemoYjO6LXm
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;501Please respect copyright.PENANAZbHGni6VMg
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;501Please respect copyright.PENANAXRRIuFs4FX
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;501Please respect copyright.PENANA7hzPdkfW8g
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。501Please respect copyright.PENANArs7ip0uMEy
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。501Please respect copyright.PENANAK8pUrf8SZk
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吾以是狂而不信也。501Please respect copyright.PENANASfpjjEqgec
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…501Please respect copyright.PENANAQQHghxTsxY
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。501Please respect copyright.PENANAvroR9f3t6V
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。501Please respect copyright.PENANAqBrU9p9aT7
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAra8Icr6Okd
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~501Please respect copyright.PENANAbXtxx6fARa
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,501Please respect copyright.PENANA9cHm2sfH1d
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,501Please respect copyright.PENANAd16YClIV1Y
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!501Please respect copyright.PENANA4Bl8mYeQNE
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!501Please respect copyright.PENANAwddg6VsySh
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,501Please respect copyright.PENANA1hO1eBG4M6
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,501Please respect copyright.PENANAmngRt6PE8S
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。501Please respect copyright.PENANAvLEPtpA0le
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。501Please respect copyright.PENANAEBrdCiczky
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!501Please respect copyright.PENANAzkOEJt4OKg
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…501Please respect copyright.PENANAUqmP0EjBtm
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。501Please respect copyright.PENANA1Lnckef7zM
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,501Please respect copyright.PENANAnRJlXF3Tep
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。501Please respect copyright.PENANAeNS6zHpwK5
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,501Please respect copyright.PENANALrmC1LJMgt
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。501Please respect copyright.PENANABEJa6SduNk
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。501Please respect copyright.PENANAPQPmJgr5Bu
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。501Please respect copyright.PENANA8uutV9co4T
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院501Please respect copyright.PENANAngI58c3PAw
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAhcto2tpWjR
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。501Please respect copyright.PENANA8YHCcoN60u
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。501Please respect copyright.PENANALRmvVbGGpg
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。501Please respect copyright.PENANAsMkOYjwAYK
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」501Please respect copyright.PENANAk6vDnHkSmM
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~501Please respect copyright.PENANAue3Bnl5bP1
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。501Please respect copyright.PENANAUxIBuiCXg7
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。501Please respect copyright.PENANALlv6RiyIBl
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。501Please respect copyright.PENANAqw89wNGQip
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。501Please respect copyright.PENANA4EALAN622z
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客聞之,請買其方百金。501Please respect copyright.PENANA4KQkLEAKPs
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。501Please respect copyright.PENANACKblttRQp7
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。501Please respect copyright.PENANAgbSgEnNugZ
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,501Please respect copyright.PENANApIp6TjEDwx
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。501Please respect copyright.PENANAxAiRkm2ScP
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。501Please respect copyright.PENANA7byU6KiMZQ
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。501Please respect copyright.PENANA6ac88xs4ND
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!501Please respect copyright.PENANAo31M6nGh4R
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。501Please respect copyright.PENANAgpnxkykCiP
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,501Please respect copyright.PENANAvxHSsNBPjD
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。501Please respect copyright.PENANABgcoMcFK95
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…501Please respect copyright.PENANAcOXcHByVy6
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,501Please respect copyright.PENANAFpl8EAm7ui
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,501Please respect copyright.PENANAFV2Ed2k8NC
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而憂其瓠落無所容?501Please respect copyright.PENANABuh1vq467b
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?501Please respect copyright.PENANAWFjDarRWBI
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!501Please respect copyright.PENANAeeWih7h1hS
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~501Please respect copyright.PENANANgAIumEgSG
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,501Please respect copyright.PENANAxyTiTZ2j3n
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,501Please respect copyright.PENANACbeum4QBLm
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。501Please respect copyright.PENANAuhkKkXvWUz
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。501Please respect copyright.PENANAAfvmPp9hgX
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。501Please respect copyright.PENANAtMtJyDUyRH
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~501Please respect copyright.PENANAHMff4yURia
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;501Please respect copyright.PENANAi0RwZWL5XJ
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;501Please respect copyright.PENANAjDUuyC7nyg
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。501Please respect copyright.PENANAeoC7ji9tc7
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…501Please respect copyright.PENANAkacxhBPrUN
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。501Please respect copyright.PENANAEjQwSBddOB
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,501Please respect copyright.PENANAolNLk1tQ8L
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。501Please respect copyright.PENANAILaMwEjPeT
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~501Please respect copyright.PENANAchxlElUHTI
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,501Please respect copyright.PENANAzcldulow3Y
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長501Please respect copyright.PENANAgXdxJMKTsX
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。501Please respect copyright.PENANA7DWPZy29N6
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,501Please respect copyright.PENANA9EWItkDbEg
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!501Please respect copyright.PENANAKVIA1bdpvG
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~501Please respect copyright.PENANAkc4VqqhDNd
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……
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