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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E95a58Wg1
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgtvQURIwr
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx0GTv9KbF
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzayhWTVyob
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以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOdQI0dfDQ
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTZheaUnCR
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湯之問棘也是已：791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51bM9xNwF6
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TlPmgDRqe
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMA8L0sBl1
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCatzr66SrE
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kILeUSJgd
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Bou1LdPRU
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另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26RKEPVLHm
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtk0xnOxPL
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANE0kCZGIV
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVMvwqhmyG
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3v6n8ecU2
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF795Grh8Q
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFAYxyxyNn
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxihCqUm6r0
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UIqSLWMz1
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOij6xAGLt
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn0zsIRV1C
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此大小之辯也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuGclB6mJU
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDw8HC07Y2
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaJTpSX5BI
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbfGo3QNm5
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoGPao1qa0
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vYOizJdOK
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR3tArQ7j9
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpynJdhMfrk
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8z7auIPSC
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfqTqEB5Aq
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSijoRi00V
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YdB3Ko8Y8
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEuF8uNvJp
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxVwOfHkmI
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUZXQYTH9J
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkA2vCxXas
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcbN0rgaCM
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWXz8iJ1ZP
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdKinrKa9B
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoftK0OR0r1
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbzq8I419g
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRpNah0i90
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbuabW5EQW
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgcgSpLD2l
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHiccelF1T
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzm2a6gdnvh
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCtF6MnetV
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpTDpCHYt4
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiDMBTRJ54
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o8jMySU5d
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWSWXgeuTe
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSa4Ynf9oE
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5J3DUEFHjU
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0sim7qDyE
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDt285sCOa
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnjVPR7u2h
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wlC534V4N
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGRaK8cbBO
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkBF39BSsf
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiywfRkIvoO
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoo67W00MHR
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjxiZfvHdn
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4wr5CQLXz
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfglaGX5Cu
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XLoIWFD9r
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS2if4qvEA
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatQ2ytb4Jj
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmrpvlykBs
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuE545PvFNM
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQS6OsCHCO
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GTZfJbTqj
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqS85zdhJ1
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ929wSqKeX3
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCXdWP4hA8
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroDpbf0eik
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGmhTVAE7D
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeogw9wIV6
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrosV7pCXo0
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApt3aoVkau
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8fDHNtYUQ
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSbYmNNKpP
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吾以是狂而不信也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MKHts1EYY
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj7onDnAtN
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSR4DvL9faB
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbflRMVaOpK
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYbv2HrjYR
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCLQxOa4a0
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpNGmGo56n
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPI9l8CIba
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vgcZMltU0
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XcCCHgJNU
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnLIcZgQxW
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN7auLDybS
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u8Xr26jeD
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw0B6vGdIS
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqjyvVN9wS
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh9q2ekxmH
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFelhABtuj
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXXaHd1zJY
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvcEcmX7HD
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIevC8fIWet
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8NaEh7EqR
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOcyE4NvI8
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHm9Xq6CeS
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaPnLYse7H
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLomdGJhEhk
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmrj6mRK9R
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE1AOOvKc1
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2GZdSAHiA
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVSTR2NA8i
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlirPaSB8sI
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9esMUnCU2
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpC7qkTNCG
791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznsNiqM13w
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImgGE8dbPm
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YxNZdbsux
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客聞之，請買其方百金。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8WsoC0Hri
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrej3zsjjaK
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce7N1l8KYL
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9bllL1wly
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYCsuGVRkO
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dKyopDW2u
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRleW7QbO2H
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvcdjXPpTr
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dI1Pc01Ah
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9ogQKS23Z
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4SlskypSJ
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRZo9oqaLQ
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gsS8MWqhy
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoT01IkRk8
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而憂其瓠落無所容？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBryXbSGWDv
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTmJGj1D5k
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5F2zHkUSP
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0osznEet6u
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtqJKUTB1v
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy6yMYfBUD
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19kaS1b52B
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uXyaeQknJ
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aVQqTiWzI
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodO2pjqw4V
791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjSstfNvrP
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A0gfO1Dc9
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKLBBdJxCV
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgKEi8tGUN
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OV86uOMHH
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4TfLIU9gb
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43PRRVBP1S
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlcVEKgd71
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRso51Hw7b9
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UG1gLCTiu
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMTW9EoSdW
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq7cqAS8wx
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGv7XpM9TK
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4CGtVQaK5
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ltz5PUVcZ
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