北冥有魚,其名為鯤。485Please respect copyright.PENANAthc0nMk1DM
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。485Please respect copyright.PENANA176zGsrJAX
485Please respect copyright.PENANAyUJ1f95zq7
鯤之大,不知幾千里也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAtgTr7fDskz
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…485Please respect copyright.PENANAMxTOtzNUeV
485Please respect copyright.PENANAeSaB5v8OkL
化而為鳥,其名為鵬,485Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3dIB0u5sU
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,485Please respect copyright.PENANAMphCjcN8YX
485Please respect copyright.PENANAxpoq6cswCH
鵬之背,不知幾千里也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAhxHXS2Qwsp
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…485Please respect copyright.PENANA69YqyzMqBR
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怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,485Please respect copyright.PENANAbsPUHXPMLp
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,485Please respect copyright.PENANAqV7lNwkLBp
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是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,485Please respect copyright.PENANAPJBWZhqesj
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,485Please respect copyright.PENANAtXSMDbwkW1
485Please respect copyright.PENANATxrI48SXcL
南冥者,天池也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAX1XRRN9SV2
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…485Please respect copyright.PENANA3kYoyx42q7
485Please respect copyright.PENANA2qE5KFOxKB
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:485Please respect copyright.PENANAwnlJ3a9XXS
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:485Please respect copyright.PENANAFxgRIHUD2G
485Please respect copyright.PENANAZdETEEt1rU
鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,485Please respect copyright.PENANAIXpESPKebP
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,485Please respect copyright.PENANACPKJgwpywG
485Please respect copyright.PENANAdoJSStXiYY
摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAvyblM57rlx
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…485Please respect copyright.PENANAeafOChJe2V
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也485Please respect copyright.PENANAbd0utvLcwZ
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…485Please respect copyright.PENANAGcMbe12oiW
485Please respect copyright.PENANAKO0bMKU7GP
天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?485Please respect copyright.PENANAKZbNx1v7WU
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?485Please respect copyright.PENANAUKkLmFv7k2
485Please respect copyright.PENANAbZBFutCTKo
其視下,亦若是則己矣。485Please respect copyright.PENANAJpQVaZkyDo
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!485Please respect copyright.PENANAyisLCrSuqb
485Please respect copyright.PENANAElViYfIOhi
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,485Please respect copyright.PENANAXUL8N03lah
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,485Please respect copyright.PENANAQtaUgJvihe
485Please respect copyright.PENANA3SRD2cyV5n
覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,485Please respect copyright.PENANAZgYvmFpTwv
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,485Please respect copyright.PENANA3xM74ogaiU
485Please respect copyright.PENANAU6Ad2KH5SQ
置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。485Please respect copyright.PENANA4UuABuNtPo
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…485Please respect copyright.PENANAIRtRq47Ej9
485Please respect copyright.PENANAfXXftLKyfS
故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,485Please respect copyright.PENANA3b0RvflgvA
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。485Please respect copyright.PENANAOqZP97gS2H
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南485Please respect copyright.PENANA9RHdDaIkf5
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…485Please respect copyright.PENANAjYInoD35zn
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485Please respect copyright.PENANAN1f9WznPkh
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,485Please respect copyright.PENANAgV5lKb4VMx
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,485Please respect copyright.PENANAgttWD6uGDb
485Please respect copyright.PENANAZSZNEjV1M6
時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?485Please respect copyright.PENANAla5QYdhmtc
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?485Please respect copyright.PENANAetq4YQFYvG
485Please respect copyright.PENANAvSRP9Nugv2
適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,485Please respect copyright.PENANADPTfKCH9vl
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,485Please respect copyright.PENANAaPRX9XJZI7
485Please respect copyright.PENANA7zrT1SNzZE
適百里者,宿舂糧,485Please respect copyright.PENANA53BlKe5B2E
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,485Please respect copyright.PENANAOFB7ha3e9l
485Please respect copyright.PENANAH7yZyDoKLq
適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?485Please respect copyright.PENANAAQnygs4PaC
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!485Please respect copyright.PENANAxzXejMCc48
485Please respect copyright.PENANADzJdO8Vwsj
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485Please respect copyright.PENANAdjFscr5hDN
小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?485Please respect copyright.PENANASuHb0PwXCE
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?485Please respect copyright.PENANAeHnFXc3XZs
485Please respect copyright.PENANAAzNuTX1pmS
朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAouiVfwvt42
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…485Please respect copyright.PENANAAgUTdPZJMt
485Please respect copyright.PENANAUJtA56nAid
楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。485Please respect copyright.PENANAUnJ82DOZbC
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,485Please respect copyright.PENANAlc3CIUwu4x
485Please respect copyright.PENANAOZgdZVqvxR
上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。485Please respect copyright.PENANA02XkJK5TnI
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…485Please respect copyright.PENANA99xH4ZYxk3
485Please respect copyright.PENANA3Wg7k8JyYQ
而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!485Please respect copyright.PENANAHOMinjH56F
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…485Please respect copyright.PENANAggDy4srqGV
485Please respect copyright.PENANAF2G3qUmibU
485Please respect copyright.PENANA0Id1a4GB4o
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湯之問棘也是已:485Please respect copyright.PENANA22wdhNyr75
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:485Please respect copyright.PENANAzMUTczAT1B
485Please respect copyright.PENANAqE5kGOQkiE
窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAETe3TsIDox
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,485Please respect copyright.PENANAKQwG9ix2Tg
485Please respect copyright.PENANA2x4yzYTiah
有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤485Please respect copyright.PENANAcZbiBub7ol
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…485Please respect copyright.PENANAcOb43BcCTz
485Please respect copyright.PENANANlkmtH4RTj
有鳥焉,其名為鵬,485Please respect copyright.PENANApLZJHn4A0s
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,485Please respect copyright.PENANA1JbHQvB637
485Please respect copyright.PENANARWnz8csj5L
背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,485Please respect copyright.PENANAg6sB6f10a1
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…485Please respect copyright.PENANAQdHVw5D21E
485Please respect copyright.PENANA07kjA9y1f1
絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAOPx4j8zK64
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…485Please respect copyright.PENANABrdKOpzKG6
485Please respect copyright.PENANAtxBuw4Or9r
斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?485Please respect copyright.PENANAHMqsWSlfdN
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?485Please respect copyright.PENANAPK4STFrG1i
485Please respect copyright.PENANAvwvL8CRpBo
我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,485Please respect copyright.PENANAGu5vC2fWRJ
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,485Please respect copyright.PENANASgUgSN1oHh
485Please respect copyright.PENANACP3mnssYXo
翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?485Please respect copyright.PENANAJzpxO7imom
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?485Please respect copyright.PENANA8tnuElMNyJ
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此大小之辯也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0HZCRDX0C
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!485Please respect copyright.PENANA3jIao4mdpM
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485Please respect copyright.PENANAfe87cgc6HR
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,485Please respect copyright.PENANAL386c5RM7H
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,485Please respect copyright.PENANAeyrF9flRP1
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。485Please respect copyright.PENANAtsCPG2ji4J
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。485Please respect copyright.PENANApwglR1xA3p
485Please respect copyright.PENANANBN37ZbqQp
而宋榮子猶然笑之。485Please respect copyright.PENANAUGXVcJyXST
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~485Please respect copyright.PENANAeSnJL7sQ9r
485Please respect copyright.PENANANUHpLLsDA2
且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。485Please respect copyright.PENANADvxBJBJIu7
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…485Please respect copyright.PENANAN9GMqgHpZj
485Please respect copyright.PENANAn4NGkrzNBQ
定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。485Please respect copyright.PENANAegC5ECwSjK
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。485Please respect copyright.PENANAj4wfeXf1Og
485Please respect copyright.PENANAAEzlVxVLH7
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAxCXAEAZgTg
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…485Please respect copyright.PENANAOk6rTyekYC
485Please respect copyright.PENANAgdrfMSAxs7
485Please respect copyright.PENANAPiGcAmEdfP
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,485Please respect copyright.PENANAwA52G0S9VX
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,485Please respect copyright.PENANAv7t57Ao2HR
485Please respect copyright.PENANAwHCRGnPPTM
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。485Please respect copyright.PENANAF9SfAwM3Rj
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。485Please respect copyright.PENANACVyry51BaC
485Please respect copyright.PENANAnpF1KfhGRV
此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAzcIza57I5F
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,485Please respect copyright.PENANAWx4a6hW5aU
485Please respect copyright.PENANAdrGzpWST95
夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!485Please respect copyright.PENANACib98p654p
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。485Please respect copyright.PENANAQBAFoUyI54
485Please respect copyright.PENANAkQqhrWyqcO
故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。485Please respect copyright.PENANAqiHV813Nse
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。485Please respect copyright.PENANA6VWCL5rGPK
485Please respect copyright.PENANAmnS4UUGHmX
485Please respect copyright.PENANAj8zlKTC0Km
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:485Please respect copyright.PENANAkvP01m9kHJ
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:485Please respect copyright.PENANAn6vDdVr3eb
485Please respect copyright.PENANAgh83sYF0CQ
「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!485Please respect copyright.PENANAqCUJ97c7tB
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!485Please respect copyright.PENANAvOnJdFhivM
485Please respect copyright.PENANADI03wZtwqB
時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!485Please respect copyright.PENANA8E3WfC0ILi
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!485Please respect copyright.PENANAXvSVeYgWqM
485Please respect copyright.PENANA3juAp6cqR6
夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,485Please respect copyright.PENANA2Qkpl9vgHB
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,485Please respect copyright.PENANAOzyf8Xo35B
485Please respect copyright.PENANA7FXz0K6tTP
吾自視缺然。請致天下。485Please respect copyright.PENANANRYroIJajx
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…485Please respect copyright.PENANAEO1j2Y1iWa
485Please respect copyright.PENANAKBAa9aTPti
許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,485Please respect copyright.PENANA2igKLJvWtI
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,485Please respect copyright.PENANA2dAGAcYuqb
485Please respect copyright.PENANAJlhMjZKyMp
而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?485Please respect copyright.PENANAthlVZFN2mI
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?485Please respect copyright.PENANAsIv3qfVTpB
485Please respect copyright.PENANAcJgnnotucX
名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?485Please respect copyright.PENANAW87hRJYEQW
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?485Please respect copyright.PENANAi0MqgxONXr
485Please respect copyright.PENANAftB8t1w7QQ
鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;485Please respect copyright.PENANAzcfXlKArkW
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,485Please respect copyright.PENANAHi6BMuPSoN
485Please respect copyright.PENANAbdjGgNtJsu
偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。485Please respect copyright.PENANAi3T1Swvqps
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!485Please respect copyright.PENANA4tfdwejo2z
485Please respect copyright.PENANAlHZImMHEoQ
歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!485Please respect copyright.PENANAyJZCvfLrfN
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!485Please respect copyright.PENANAydKIrsEuBK
485Please respect copyright.PENANAdtFNxz2WGf
庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。485Please respect copyright.PENANAbKw0GGEdF9
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…485Please respect copyright.PENANASQ9PUMoRJE
485Please respect copyright.PENANArNLAkBy900
485Please respect copyright.PENANA5vYo3j087H
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。485Please respect copyright.PENANAuld35XhxXz
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。485Please respect copyright.PENANAwUr7gTkryo
485Please respect copyright.PENANA1l4z3HfQA3
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。485Please respect copyright.PENANAvxlrPpIr3B
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…485Please respect copyright.PENANA8NSWq5baRN
485Please respect copyright.PENANA3oUvxIchIb
連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」485Please respect copyright.PENANA6rIMiF9eZY
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?485Please respect copyright.PENANA94Hq38h5BP
485Please respect copyright.PENANAqHVEArJGjI
曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。485Please respect copyright.PENANAssZmxDX7IT
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,485Please respect copyright.PENANAH2OjsRh3JW
485Please respect copyright.PENANAniXKP528Xp
肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;485Please respect copyright.PENANAziJwA71UOx
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。485Please respect copyright.PENANAJdv0uDKR3a
485Please respect copyright.PENANAVMF7JUMuKi
不食五谷,吸風飲露;485Please respect copyright.PENANAl0CfKxiUjL
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;485Please respect copyright.PENANAUo4ZwVfg7Y
485Please respect copyright.PENANApqN7Ql8hIs
乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;485Please respect copyright.PENANA79A6w2rWwo
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;485Please respect copyright.PENANAcIOQfzhr56
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。485Please respect copyright.PENANAeOILa2WZIa
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。485Please respect copyright.PENANAEKH0icqTW8
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吾以是狂而不信也。485Please respect copyright.PENANApDFscjAEzL
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…485Please respect copyright.PENANAIBVlQT2f7N
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。485Please respect copyright.PENANAEs1BnKfEfs
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。485Please respect copyright.PENANAaHc90RUk0O
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。485Please respect copyright.PENANALFLZcm9amT
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~485Please respect copyright.PENANA9WfU95PLte
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,485Please respect copyright.PENANABPzru9Mrqk
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,485Please respect copyright.PENANAkJhPHDIzLq
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!485Please respect copyright.PENANAcIBBylC4na
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!485Please respect copyright.PENANAW7j18yrWc7
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,485Please respect copyright.PENANA7kdcGEj0t6
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,485Please respect copyright.PENANAWBoRI6AVsQ
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。485Please respect copyright.PENANAxcLVJcA1ia
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。485Please respect copyright.PENANACQQ8tYrHJa
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!485Please respect copyright.PENANAuFcbnVDH6e
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…485Please respect copyright.PENANAvaElXcP8I3
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。485Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4TOVXfYD2
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,485Please respect copyright.PENANA1KJewQiliR
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。485Please respect copyright.PENANAFq6vUJJ8CH
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,485Please respect copyright.PENANAXo3GeYZODn
485Please respect copyright.PENANAobA9anmNAR
往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。485Please respect copyright.PENANAPLm8UgqcQb
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。485Please respect copyright.PENANABJxrPgU5J2
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。485Please respect copyright.PENANAfKhNtOB0f8
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院485Please respect copyright.PENANAyb9zNWJ0wn
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAIMF0WQHgLL
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。485Please respect copyright.PENANAwxy3l4YWrh
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。485Please respect copyright.PENANADHfHZgRxWw
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。485Please respect copyright.PENANAiUpzbQepDI
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」485Please respect copyright.PENANAwDaIEbQftQ
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~485Please respect copyright.PENANAE1MUOZoiZu
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。485Please respect copyright.PENANAadW6JdlQqL
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。485Please respect copyright.PENANA1wxsvcZNz4
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。485Please respect copyright.PENANAtipeYXdCwj
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。485Please respect copyright.PENANAUkt8cPfez4
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客聞之,請買其方百金。485Please respect copyright.PENANAj0s3riwFYQ
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。485Please respect copyright.PENANAPZs71qlbc9
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。485Please respect copyright.PENANAjAeRPmyYSZ
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,485Please respect copyright.PENANAJVJpr46Gvr
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。485Please respect copyright.PENANAuDNyNAXmkY
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。485Please respect copyright.PENANAnk95dMdVNg
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。485Please respect copyright.PENANAI8WrLd6qUL
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!485Please respect copyright.PENANAW8pIfRW1aN
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。485Please respect copyright.PENANAy3UaJtS1kB
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,485Please respect copyright.PENANAAgoPwDj6OE
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAK38L6kwyYb
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…485Please respect copyright.PENANAThq2TSWbyi
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,485Please respect copyright.PENANAafzC8n3O96
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,485Please respect copyright.PENANAvJUIFj3bIq
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而憂其瓠落無所容?485Please respect copyright.PENANAWOuIBTw7TO
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?485Please respect copyright.PENANAhHNr3rK1wa
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!485Please respect copyright.PENANAHybCVoBpHt
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~485Please respect copyright.PENANAQWP3yv7uoz
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,485Please respect copyright.PENANAyuTPVOQp1v
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,485Please respect copyright.PENANADAG2UD8N3M
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。485Please respect copyright.PENANACDFzLVM79c
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。485Please respect copyright.PENANArZQH31tTrv
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。485Please respect copyright.PENANAozY6F0Uc1V
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~485Please respect copyright.PENANA2EPGjpwmK1
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;485Please respect copyright.PENANAN8Yobkmr3S
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;485Please respect copyright.PENANA1qZs26xSHO
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。485Please respect copyright.PENANAFYvF7xmNfM
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…485Please respect copyright.PENANAPVWVUQL4F4
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。485Please respect copyright.PENANARQQ5jr8YD3
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,485Please respect copyright.PENANAFGYqdWRDBX
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。485Please respect copyright.PENANAzhWrGgEGK0
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~485Please respect copyright.PENANAjf0BpFkTdH
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,485Please respect copyright.PENANAxBuTk2Y91k
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長485Please respect copyright.PENANA8cogRgrGal
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。485Please respect copyright.PENANAOiqsVjHsg9
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,485Please respect copyright.PENANAwPYHLUk1q5
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!485Please respect copyright.PENANARYjiuvdc5B
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~485Please respect copyright.PENANAmegvgjT0Uj
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……
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眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文
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ISSUE #13
眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「逍遙遊」
作者:春秋夢想家‧莊周485Please respect copyright.PENANAJENkHtaRVW
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