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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALbiFXYpiy
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwGUNLuGDL
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd46bJibgU
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小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmtEkHGRNf
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOK2slEWyZ
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6StladV8rA
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnQMBng0Du
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大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZFYgXy4tg
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWoS4Ozpu5
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnAy6DSGp2
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6KrxY7AyU
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymwbtLlLQh
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw8x6mQdbk
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名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1oEo4kPK3
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivGQ7z9mJX
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtkxef0u99
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlTAMIXOto
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此大小之辯也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3Ejc3Zq9k
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo5slcTddo
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSbINxXzYh
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像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSlTv13cyY
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcOKSPXBLg
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zzDZp6TcD
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7UWGe917J
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像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BPG8liAft
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmvycDQ9AC
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hiBZXkZZL
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYEZRJzuNp
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhO6T1pHKZ9
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLntqnyzwpV
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiNgkPmXk1
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM6Nq8dVdD
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2dR9YYdtM
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVozLv0OaDn
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EaO5Bwm0h
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDrwAuNMYB
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoQKIULFyW
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWXVg2neOz
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvko7ytuHK
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2jT0E6Mch
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3c0NCfJwp
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TUgc9k1Rx
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5iPdCsNvI
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuKDi2Bp1n
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4kVLjtZGG
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yiuKB3BCU
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlabDLQuWhE
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2PRKDFU5n
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzn9BgFnfA
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6iklMqokI
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMoE6cDxtv
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWXMAceYGh
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn0ua0r9Sx
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUAxsSTqUe
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG608amOSl
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7317Qf4Of
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwuK7u41H2
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMVUOKIUWf
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY2guvQKON
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo1fJQj2Bv
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKtROgAuUs
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jFpePGtcE
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPAB0OOHGz
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYyoh0hkbi
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQnqvrB9tu
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPInPU1fXE
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfVhMHBCmV
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpIcunpogV
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN0q96KiVe
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULFNOUvWTG
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4XVnCXEjM
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpsPNCFSvK
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUswjH9nOg
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX2Ajg8xD0
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吾以是狂而不信也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRvt97mv2Y
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuMJIDQaap
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAYMREqWUB
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZzT8cxQ02
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsXzZPaF7C
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xTLFqhSLv
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWzlzObZnv
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d9BHCFTJz
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcBrdcUeyz
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkTxqbdZ59
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElKZmj4mba
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYxtizwnF5
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5urPI2FEB
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRrC71g81p
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMHv2rcEkU
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshMkuixO0w
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJmbMRCQcE
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZwJVzx7Xz
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLmnw7ndgb
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEdAhpahVG
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzS0c0aeBD
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRphn8tITvX
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE5tqHpVUu
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlNrR2PUzh
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8O3BHSVcN
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgjjJChHRx
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpmyvYBJH5
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhohy5k0NZz
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZPV6byfkl
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtO2ebNmLBp
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnAiWESMir
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqZ3vRyGyx
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a8zJOCPFd
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtkuhrxa0I
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客聞之，請買其方百金。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sTEQLtE3A
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffF7dp8YJm
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwb1q7DIwN
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4UaIdruHb
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8SIGIrKqZ
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVczawXOWR
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlpoyUifiN
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oyOsMWqMS
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkao3SfTTob
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrxfmYiRdz
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxymbsoETo
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JdBH3ZUWz
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOdxiE8JuZ
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkfOp0khFI
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而憂其瓠落無所容？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnPF524EJ3
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LJtgCEGQ8
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA9bV0lfbG
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2wOtzsXVu
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Tu2oKvMp2
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡennmIrxv0c
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPb0cYAkEC
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kEXHfP0VV
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRHOQNlUik
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn9eZ5cKtg
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqppq1EV2f5
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcyEDTQCS0
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt0XqF8IQF
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMerEo20zio
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerN7kvHXnF
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtk2FLPkTk
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzPm61HbGx
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV5EcKw8fJ
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YhIQziKiS
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZKMiaSzIG
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOncSwevyrs
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGJMApCMh9
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhlrh5Emsf
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL38huzdiN7
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
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