作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ135CTtcHZN北冥有魚，其名為鯤。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIvJjOdGOm
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoF0VrM2kF
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtsVBV2hkq
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyYiZZb148
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp1mnb8kXM
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvRZSIjMFz
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9Oz4BcZnn
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwSwMSNlt8
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqjtkkwzKJ
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZxrnomTES
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南冥者，天池也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlW84wkYTWq
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxjD6pJCBv
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusMlvFrrkz
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3gSw760kQ
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EIg30SVGo
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXmTK1lxWF
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5h3HN5QrW
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr1EocLfVY
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDqOxs9O2F
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOCQVxTHaG
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwPKtz2RwB
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpMdtkJY06
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIucbEMzmBf
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8wiiUptko
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhqYLv9hQv
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPJAvfI7MA
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzKQYpOUzH
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHn7YoiKGc
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7aqN3up0j
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ2rMmg2gU
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrohunEQtH7
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjyjXXdUPq
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHgwqgYhdo
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzMy2FltWG
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouGh6fKhcK
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzDSdYhKOd
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPs2Ceyrvf
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPOLKU0caZ
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0PjxMwam4
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNzU8zkvsn
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLfA6iQ1QC
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH4c7uhodC
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrQ27yoONa
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLEdEqwBVV
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFH8rwT6ri
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzupGDXfwWc
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO9DXMcsr1
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KuzrZj3p6
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmfAtugdlI
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnQp31dT1b
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf80J0wuoN
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfk5iThTPo
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湯之問棘也是已：737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCTSvKZKLM
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9GNY1snAw
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9PqtE85bZ
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrIu6n0ktf
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L4AtvVwf8
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslpIZYsFsA
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhfG3mYqg2
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVAsZwj4K9
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNemsxeUCjF
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMFEnQygel
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEee3RaoNRN
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq1AoEhgJ2
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ylWL0VMe
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLSRfKbv3D
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuma87dxbB
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03sy1fqJou
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u7GCuY9Tb
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tHcGYdf1D
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此大小之辯也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtJHtRet2w
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtOP7H4Gsn
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJofe5w11zH
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1M899RZmm
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR30UQQEIM2
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoBo8xOZdT
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIIzEKTVe9
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYnnmBHNWk
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPJ7Qn9hCb
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9XcH8cOiF
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cS9a8mvfn
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQs5OA5SEF
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIrZ14biiu
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNAUxEgfWf
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOC4PCDhDO
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JpH4rafS3
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX6seIA1tp
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6ttHDBBPa
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKLAvyOY58
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxTpkSuYdg
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZn4p2Z3DJ
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGLfFnB4jP
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQm8XdDzdN
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqhzH3pBHw
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSLsRQgiv7
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3EU0bSUdy
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW4nPnxpg5
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHFs6qZFUv
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4GZqlRcwZ
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD75NfJlPuY
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPtWD9JmJr
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIGuasH0AJ
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO8q3Wkeds
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklg4JcNuRH
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsYcg6Ruw9
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tWzzaxkr3
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vM26N5276
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHhBtn8PPr
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV4dUpuU92
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn1ypRJQqW
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n95EORYKl
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgr266JZwe
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwqVOn3EWr
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oqLCftYcw
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1jrH15Lhs
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpvOxvwHdE
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZy6TFFCju
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQMmsCse8i
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU98KPIgrb
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WaaeqCFaO
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7Zz2RYE4J
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQbXCD0SMF
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2uYb1S422
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dbpPQqNc2
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasBTZ1rTLg
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNg4uJln5W
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2VVLw5n6l
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1DgAZwyW6
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09llqhP9tW
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YdbEpEj0g
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fWUj9R3xv
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun3uNDiFXa
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlRJiB2oyy
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3pD2V2tEg
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArW6Ftbxrc
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6Lu2FuDcv
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkYV2PbxJG
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3J7zDOO5o
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljOR0Nu8Gk
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3pcYV2njg
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1etFjXq8yb
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpmjYAyvR9
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDKpcBlvxI
不食五谷，吸風飲露；737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEYCMsozd8
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgakvRRoIa
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdiOw4LRmZ
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWOzCTAALO
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq1Z7J4qo4
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYpJFseL1o
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97rP9LcxHe
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeIQ9SQQuh
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OQeARCpSS
吾以是狂而不信也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhrVlYYhxi
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyioFBAQNO
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCGMQfhRUx
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy1CfBFUW9
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtObwfA3cjN
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ix8XUVTCj
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vBAO8OMF2
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs45oD5moE
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelrXhcxr28
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRCX55Xpdo
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypibfvNbrZ
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1qRFMdfKJ
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MyqNucIsM
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡed2siV292g
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAPHaZ1JRa
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpASdJZjGhU
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyI4xoUEQ8
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeG85k7Cnk
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvYf9b3xwF
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrgbXTQWG2
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUTrCpTVeG
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGZPpjXhXn
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqKJ2xKxYx
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItU38SdvTw
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYEhYlGPl0
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHphIdPh8C
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Uu06RmFXH
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSAKbkI2rt
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTPQrfUG8I
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9quP33MtS7
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRItwPrx4Ap
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKYZHjjRiQ
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IUCQXasYi
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBB5nagiAV
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpr0Z4y6mI
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0Nc4nJGIH
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3wpIAq8om
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HtMcKD34E
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPbRskpo1J
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcWdAx3E85
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2YmjDMgQT
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcbEzPreCS
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHWFjYkRku
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3psmcjMWJ
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFaISWrjKQ
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWocsKOqXoO
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVtxh82MK9
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpO9izrTS7
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ib3q1I3h5
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TIMUfcXGt
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A7ZWKvl0I
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36auVD79IO
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWcaNqEFNi
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO5b0jyClI
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VR2iqryI5
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bJ7IsECiD
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDieMRaIx4Z
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrILRE2imMQ
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNmJjZ8zfk
客聞之，請買其方百金。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNalii1iV8
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl2RPhen4F
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZfR3Wct1Y
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQKU1ipve6
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3rsscoJRO
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXjr20sLgM
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Q1gies61
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWguAzYjng
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAG1NRSxm2
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0qJfsIIzf
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPcmNnk8gb
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iij73HpZY
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7UdYaPLNL
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9w4xhIeHY
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9YPo6m1Nq
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpegn0GmFX8
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtA9p2tPD0
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk1h4ByBBL
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqVVqJD8L1
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvF7qHWQYpJ
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxHFqsO2Yk
而憂其瓠落無所容？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlySinhIk5K
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFs3xDaFWN
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJik3dRqO4
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcwIqKKH9R
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIiqnP7c3w
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBjtlp4sTo
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIewcgWFbXY
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS81nC6aZnE
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkiQfL0jYD
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaNZamgHs4
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWDRzZtSse
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnswBjzsQH
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2eRJRBDTl
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ920BgjUMdr
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPe1tyI2Uq
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6BBRcjmdW
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIgXNniuNA
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmuSNXqtsi
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91cpjtTcv5
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEzRDZ8wyR
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFGC99E8zq
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2qqKLv6bq
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg1pCuS2Il
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dcyqgtDDX
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAi3Xnxocr
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQk2BTbSXQ
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYu0PYmKvL
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78WZ5ob5pb
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANcJO181sn
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4WfHtUQMx
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRACzGa2usj
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpslxeW6XWt
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QDTWssYDv
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlrNccSX3B
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3CDDtJVyG
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIVf0GxDqm
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtUvZxNzaU
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPaLnFyWp3
737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf0sXVEq96
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