作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwgvhYosQB北冥有魚，其名為鯤。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEpWy3L5Fw
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV1lCFyZZB
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjl9ZieKYB
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj0EYHwmHZ
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzsuG08LDK
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡublrws7Nft
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBsCJlZVyk
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgy6BjPllC
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdZjte9a6M
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVpJzparuT
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ41Fvboo3T
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYsanNNWsb
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南冥者，天池也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23seEvuor4
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGrYQKXP3M
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq7DFIZpQo
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyqpaEDwC0
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGrAS0II9E
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEywX1KZzK
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAryBdpxcJW
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplTOZwFE9p
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0oygKAqX5
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjqRKV7cAM
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURYdLDsDig
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vBWeHrlXd
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeE9IhGzt2
其視下，亦若是則己矣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0KO5X2b8h
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsKdSL97yV
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLirkFQgAKb
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lbCzIDA2D
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5LrA66ZPI
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbyHhIzLm5
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn26REGHFk
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8LoUIWVbv
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH80XqqlWi
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY36fpeAsa
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN0BkdVYbO
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPdUBRvyPV
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRCCafRclJ
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs5D7Hx2Ir
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lFqL2DGOj
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuVnRZIBjh
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13RwhOCoAC
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf2Qv7pGtH
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適百里者，宿舂糧，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYF48NTDF3
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpYoTCeeLX
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNO8d2igwf
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrWuHoK3AE
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDEkhHc3Lj
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78hs1894Tn
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ76WGV2bAX
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBTgp8Zi39
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprHqnKpvVP
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3Qr8vQa89
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx7ym6DPbF
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIoXsy8FzR
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZdwy0yX26
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSoUofXdPJ
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湯之問棘也是已：702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWHnqGkkMs
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfOBAzeDs6
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjq99mPzYf
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfEdEpfLOn
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCeB30Sh7x
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlhvNbqP5M
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bPdolgcrx
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMChyl6ZxT
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCj3cL7iuT
背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLakEPFGTPT
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6xG5QG7HN
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxRodzwMWJ
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEzz80GDvA
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvbeRCRZ82
斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgBDpKbCEZ
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1COSdOLPY
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR1Om2UzsY
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZEMEC4Frl
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAuZMU9Da7
翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9p4N5WPj6
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVP8RNGEcz
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此大小之辯也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2Iv9x3lJt
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i4wWXM4by
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q8J2qCp5F
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyoTz6VTzV
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBBLrIM0W6
德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbkxo2cxkS
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB9HvgpmLl
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvinRiVmAyU
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpG3rNd9PI
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8p6Ct5HqS
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4tNXkhvFi
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueyNhS7VTF
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrU43wjZqv
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPpmIZfVfg
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXaLc26p8t
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OM8UxaA8x
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4afT3DFCQ
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CwgW37m3g
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIwaEG5XRc
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcBBADjPQQ
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeX0DCa9Il
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8o7p9NcUo
此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNte8XW3bFI
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrSmX74dwf
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcqVLadcYf
夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA83Mp3mMUy
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ1pwYrunX
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZs7JFiqGw
故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEPmmL1vDN
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH9OdvxdeJ
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQhlqWaw5J
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0bP8Hup29
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzCvcy3kQ6
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJqqfFWPps
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSkU5xGhTX
時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiHGuHQvrc
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKXt17wO9R
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡume1If5Z5q
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS39eU335wA
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnklo835VIc
吾自視缺然。請致天下。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Phg5ytrU6
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotbkPGfYzW
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlLDvcBNDK
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMZ6d4CwiD
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Uj78Opgf3
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhOHT5DO6P
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl8xPLtmqR
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWSd55EjTy
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LureNRz1v
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwloLK60Zee
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVuG9rubps
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLSt48iU47
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIHIW5aFLm
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOQNMNW5yj
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4BEhTNJ3f
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1QfmE2x6T
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tj3XBoGWE
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL2xyibcse
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIIx15f4Df
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl8C68WYvX
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmOKG9k7WW
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXTSgbBWhW
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvWJhHX7r6
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55GuZuUKd2
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUWGCCehZR
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNGFiHCydm
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT7Kel0htV
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepAEgfrqN3
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A8TzQ26CO
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEcyCKrbZO
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44ciqTjpA2
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwHzRFRse0
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzccCdFBeQ
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus0fqifygd
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg7Rpe7T7S
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUqMUhZN0u
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrjSRCLwrs
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRXfQAUOxy
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx87NwcU6E3
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtqlDKra83
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTULCS9bmaS
不食五谷，吸風飲露；702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRVmNBvhFb
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFCPhSDGU2
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX8LgoNOiu
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYJKwRwECL
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF7DA5fLy5
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXWzwhPKRQ
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qiLMcsKqT
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrAEWMN8XA
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxSR6zE5KE
吾以是狂而不信也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4Od72bcgg
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspprr4PuDk
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCzOzji1nA
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF17VYSZJQm
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndNjC1FuAo
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUxFSASNEy
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1BEfRe3rs
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfn5At9CwP
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rlBAI21Dk
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlY0irB6TK
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeuA5F8ns3
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYABgSR5Z2
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJoDoTSsXf
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdnXcvUYG8
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEm3NNT5gI
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlptRvvom2
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwidf6Cgk7U
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH46UI6EoTg
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yKVuPPmkh
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQWeUK4iJV
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hZZYQdwB2
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2D7kBoNAE
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLbXpys7k0
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtckrT31bUp
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbDN7HEs6u
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnbNOlP0rV
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFtKiXVsx2
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvxSKcC6rO
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIqBGFxslY
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHVpa92voQ
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFectQPhekV
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iNRRCFs7W
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKqvcFtckr
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmW4PMNSLM
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmyztugAl8
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARjaVSn6uO
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkylq1x6gQq
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV9V1rQIBM
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITxO6sFiXH
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3cuNUMu2H
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEa8mgDxEJ
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAtI57v3NH
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4R9wTWjcU
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaeMx1gMaE
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytCopvZCR2
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPR6mrsCXh
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC5KcaqLkG
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYDMVWnpky
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolssMMPUWk
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmvnoqwZjO
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmYWSDeVdG
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYX92vNX8Q
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cWKS1r74e
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6AToPY5QM
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZBHEGhtCC
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgVjoX6BzE
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchtA5xPfTy
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOGxPe8PxT
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0raljDQt1K
客聞之，請買其方百金。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrzIL2J0B0
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kksrPcjmq
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwJJPDL2JP
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYEGxFOhfc
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFWC3Gd89T
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl5itVZqg7
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTch6t7XXSR
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF49wlZMOH
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKlOQymWYl
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOEAOKDLXn
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbpkzuPrmu
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuXpeAiiN5
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZwIeVEMnP
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmyk3HDlXi
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiojI1ISls
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLCRpfF5Cd
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPfXPsuzye
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvSKdmKRPt
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtigtALVbt
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0Cv4e7ypW
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26GFSMugcm
而憂其瓠落無所容？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfezWWb4hI
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlHZWwyTYB
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hhpngWtU2
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr5gWOBUOK
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb04vCs60Fe
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlQUqUdfrw
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhRymICvh0
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0w6SmhD6Ys
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0sHxStrOH
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcWyRGH7pw
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgahBWapXGL
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ba7EWHHEy
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWOGBji0w6
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6boBkEgXF
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OzjF4r8G2
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng2gpscfH2
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT5nJqyQ8c
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pb21hbNl6
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX5iSCzp3u
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuhyMYiAR8
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdoxnWN9aC
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL16slxOI7T
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QpCB9ZSeY
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXsO26k1Pi
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJJiEeZWQa
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspnUiMbAW8
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5JG7Kwjo5
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsopg2Wme6e
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfwacVgDyK
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdT6T1w6Ev
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46qCIdrDSG
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5EfRFldGN
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM4Fo5hXCN
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPtFuzy1Aa
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaWV5XymCK
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2KRFchoa0
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAWrnFL503
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSsWvSzvBd
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDGXwsXguf
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