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後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W8lz7all5
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6L0n2Qezr
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUBwCu4aqz
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69bF21BvwT
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYWzvjShPB
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb7SpldHBN
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V72UM9YVA
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYu38mC2ud
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCrsUNnU5V
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FsRbihTex
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdyrpKsK3f
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAQpepJLxQ
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh1wEN6tjn
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W6h3SB78j
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjXJ10UFLc
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時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEXcRB2rNu
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQuCQ4eipU
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPbcN8pQtU
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtBXzacER0
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPt9OoQ92J
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvRnWDC6MA
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiJhRKFbts
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqYpUH1M1C
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEN4YqI53y
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRTypblXPS
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cXe1dw0xk
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湯之問棘也是已：804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r2XsiXSOz
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cP7oVsVqH
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CyIL8i7zY
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeTwtESc8M
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfhv11VR4U
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1beNSYude
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjELE2RNSn
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27QFNQzmQd
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDlRWD1XCE
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGKulVGoSR
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrql38dYfA
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjyUXttEhQ
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B9BUIX1rP
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJnmU4bQ1w
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzT6ZI2pyX
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXG6Xr66kV
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjtOWMirzI
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybHz9ulKta
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此大小之辯也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bnNRikgSa
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOR328jLTj
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1j5YdqMhc
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQDhylFlTh
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc68jDO1ZDa
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaHKM7Da2V
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ862QTT6WLb
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq8pv8yPcb
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw5CKMyw2H
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvrGITuVmr
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfX6eAeln6
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8BZAapWh4
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx2yMGNthS
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLS7fujkm0
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc835Bnp7fC
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggaPsUNImt
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyvqkSekQ3
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4MUDvg5Oe
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GjS762TTW
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLBXt9xZ0o
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi3ZvxXCcc
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLfRIebcf3
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5ksNB6Gie
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHxEsMrIIY
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8KpyrAwgi
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdQnuSvTvm
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2My1fiYE5
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgVdkHwZRc
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWlE3KYe7n
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnebjiw4CbJ
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQWvjog4k9
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVnoZALyTr
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcWtREui2A
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErawepu9Qe
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMdlmdVdSE
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQvN8eTIBh
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlqql7JjDf
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv6wwnaRjh
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PNRENUn7q
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslBEuoezWi
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtuRHn6Veg
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9XPM3L1wH
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkDQQTrtwM
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikhnrq46v5
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwswAniwgcW
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GC5uFWcYY
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW16k3DqKBQ
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg48EdryUX
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvRgXrYbpH
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljxDBgoflK
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOYWyz6sRy
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0d4rhZlkP
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4GCqwYtV3
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8rXWAT0o7
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwNSEhkwCA
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChyoz0cFwS
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4Cgf8hL5X
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt18nZuRN0n
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQCfYG2XmX
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJtnPVXDH5
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQWGSK1yoM
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu0pgJhbnj
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BBRFbsR0J
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI03Af8h1OC
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdmaFbc4pW
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWB4lzktJ27
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLC3joVGKb
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZAAnJTjzu
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXti6xcL5xZ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2FCR0K6h4
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod0aZ7soNZ
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFhpkQYPOF
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP5aTtRZlF
不食五谷，吸風飲露；804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y60WSAGfo
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwUNSZkG6Q
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DMba6rRM9
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDybuhXHkb1
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL48Wk434oB
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf0FFnMy04
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNndL1YSAq
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJfi9o6fnw
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfBfjNwl5F
吾以是狂而不信也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJffIv8Jrcr
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMjOlKLrIM
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDc8e3s04VS
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl5Pds4V9G
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzhhAuTxg5
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOL9CGMIqI
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kRGgpLUPk
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquXmYfULu4
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicXb1tslNb
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRST0ALR7s
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Y5o6Mv03a
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp63GNI1Sy
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSOEzCohEJ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h6CIeA2O1
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS98VjGXJlt
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rsyGwIxVA
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcfM5uBV8K
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww2dLCojeH
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEmxHfmGhn
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LR1Te46Jc
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zcs3ylzZf
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8DSoJk8XC
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAisighI5PW
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIdFu1MCbp
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0jWrvwrbQ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM0hR7m6Cb
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIlFu4QyR5
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoj8JPocPQ
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSM8NGWasl
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JXDkkhRxO
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl8UewwhN8
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl598O3LKq
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8DC66TERV
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbOIS5oWks
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2SATUiCKu
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHlQJkRk5R
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7d4p27kSy
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOerzxmmVw
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY02bF09gc
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvAgWj60DA
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaeqIC9Kis
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt2PV7AmaT
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRd1Mh2Ue5f
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1Hp218eCb
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UJXGBg4hg
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1QDHTghI5
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4HV5hSyvE
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUAFQ9eObH
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbtOlbJnk6
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rcxMPHjCH
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmABwMeQ0EU
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDxVRltPn9
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUbjSIpnuB
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFf12NUNdf
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN254vPCcP
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk8WzeLmr5
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMy2F9qsy1
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj838fxa1Rk
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Kwyh5BlnR
客聞之，請買其方百金。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplFoOiHzTc
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqmpvuCnwD
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7aTEMJdor
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS9cNcKTbC
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe29K0l5YV
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDDfaviZkR
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHCrQxblbE
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyYpfm6A4s
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnugzCKfZD
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNBk6delUc
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp5VUi0MJf
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs7NgdaurR
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuggbByH1M
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h4jkKZzba
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL0lM0lGdx
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD1zttLXaK
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGGFRkV6gk
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkbnzmpHct
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ8p63vLHY
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zv7aTjX84
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFiZmQw4I7
而憂其瓠落無所容？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmrHGYwnux
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8JK5eyCGU
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOcp67GGsD
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoYHi8n2qb
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyFio9oLrR
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuwQhA1Oiu
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFTc2FJGS2
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTGOcB1ltS
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXkgeZ45t7
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurKnLwO2wd
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrjEflxG7r
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDvPTG0cMw
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn08gv05ko
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56cZGXr6wq
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5nL1qeWp2
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAWMSkqUdu
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eJmDBUvfC
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmSGMVrLWT
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGORr3Ilpq
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsfXh1B3kk
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83MqTPl6bY
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTtMTqJsmC
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7fpnzowd8
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4TtNCSZTg
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSnXxIdLo5
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wcLnkha9C
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pFkSm0AKZ
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarq0ryQG8A
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxO8Q6HUKg
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCd7Sf3Wxx
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WOuuPZppN
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt0uJwn229
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmw1baiM2V
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FMNkKtm9m
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBZs9AKZEc
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2z1V9vGX6
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQapqICEdZ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOSg7kkQLe
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EdeoKgNN6
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