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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lzDaOEKGC
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP5bbLvVjD
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHE28SWAqJ
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以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeCK5kZI3R
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvCdZx73FL
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfds9UIQN9
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湯之問棘也是已：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtS4HfEEwn
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc7j8ZxEbk
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsI8zA0I7W
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn67Iz9iH6E
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3QVZVdMxw
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8DzmJ1oam
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyLWtmBsWE
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqqI0DiPzc
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyXS6C1YDr
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSvBpOcXmh
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37CnmLoQqs
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGol1xJbU8G
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStJdRQRiGV
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKIruwC9vE
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv2p1iC34I
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Dz93QgIdj
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3K5JahV5f
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9CWnBARpB
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此大小之辯也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGFZEf5kro
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcPocVQugD
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGXv5PYKQj
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpQ6S3tHO8
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAdgY6al4G
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYDHTu2YEh
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像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCj9uWMFXa
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lBa90EfMm
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDKI4yniuI
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNGkZcxDbR
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIyC7BxsQk
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMupeXBWDD0
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu13bzqsZ2
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr4nemw2Hj
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvWhNqxYCK
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwXq4YtYNb
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILqEG9VxSh
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwyrql5O1t
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJnoosL3bp
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveuzuqYqPZ
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ46jxHVeqZ
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqa89cMNdX
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjGJPV8RED
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulnXOv8g58
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnttYbR9a1
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfLtCZIXQv
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTMyFnEtsz
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG09HKIVhXD
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn1sXDpdRg
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpygGevJvBR
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6C28IkA7p
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32LoqNoVtW
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DDrf4ZiIH
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ1gelD5Uc
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kAoySbNAK
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5wYikuc9F
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZGxsqvFBz
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLOSiQBAvw
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbfdSQgxkR
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1nk19E5EB
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvDAZy96iK
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwArytAM2R2
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pyMoU3M4J
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN6gURmo6Q
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatmahTMUo8
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGZ4Hku7fs
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOCu0VEfBQ
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyGeqbHXG2
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF65BNCET9F
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv669H2fjBp
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXibNgbRQNB
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2KXGeNXIF
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQMxN7OLwK
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEGacRuBxe
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRD7QP32yg
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1zdp8uaQQ
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyuS4Rju4N
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS5gXzIUNL
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLqrGEWqE0
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TsoBSfIks
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh5WBhi98L
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyHbBh6ooA
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdacDBcvmV
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmujCxBrr0
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0twhvaxpq
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDBNbbPRzy
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOnaNW7eH0
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01vxpZaYx2
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiHWpi6JGo
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTpwdBf239
不食五谷，吸風飲露；808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpcCygmC4G
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tr8QZA8F8
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoigDbR5OF4
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjjVLyQQ78
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOby8m1iHWL
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpURZG9YVR
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGv9QCZwJ4
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWFJ3769RZ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5VlzoovTO
吾以是狂而不信也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTTiefdBP1
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT9DQJGrkk
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBiwquR0I5
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRhhQ6w5w2
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6AXP8xAbg
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdqBKrwEH5
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmlOXyz5FA
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7ISoHVjJL
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqhKTwrh74
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamhGbtZG6J
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLKyJxe2Pz
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRAOjvKSGx
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34hlarUbOz
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsPgTzK3jK
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sUB2ZrFVp
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWsOIzasGW
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEjqn9OHvr
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemWCtms2vb
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYKQSnokdp
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKqPU5as2I
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMysmzUjgk
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz3H5rkcKq
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAMEsZhRni
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf8lb3MPmR
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAGba2ZG9M
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKuSb3ZPD2
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdWlGwFRX3
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CNyDSzriP
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvslPRHgqj
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfxD67JrlB
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3ot9ug44e
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG9xMvRdT6
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aNsfmmOcF
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyLwXtmqyz
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C6DUafeBT
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnhRLArSGy
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eLWIZJQNy
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs46ke8lCp
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NFgUltDM3
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV3CDIyy1G
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSiNxNgVaM
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA5y8DdOSF
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfcOYFeoRG
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOqlHL4WnZ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUHQFO3sgV
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCcAvHY8Oe
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRslPEdgZvx
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEEEQsPy5W
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNbX4k6Hw9
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZt4nGlOC3
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSvMsQTUml
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vKVFWmwPK
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxihVLeeP7V
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEtJ00slc2
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JyLg3QtWk
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavJmf0OcdW
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgZxwIQqPz
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwICnj8vg8
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW4C0llyeD
客聞之，請買其方百金。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlAFYzbwXY
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aFhnxbH8h
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFscQqW50b
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3byT0hLsX0
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYfP82aiVZ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAW28bfLOVN
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPjg5Y001V
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCafWw01Lh
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkxxeRXuXP
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSv9dkSIJq
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZycXFrldl
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16Z5GGz7jm
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHUuuipI6c
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBs4hSZxQc
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4NkZLiAG7
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWYhdy9sF6
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d0bq8xYo9
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR3frHlZFq
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS0Q6Rrsgc
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JRsvbqzag
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx89J2i8Jwi
而憂其瓠落無所容？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4rT8vK1du
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Pjk3mWGAS
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8YbVDnbmP
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcem4LUCDb
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5TsiYsolB
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuJ0U5W2GY
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DCRK3kfXt
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWw1zbo1P7
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYJjSLhRs4
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fzd8lE09R
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhR6ptypwX
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML7rWXh6qa
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOVheoiVQ2
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn9w6Pu8Pc
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToBeVrVfoQ
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgpdAKEEDa
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFPqqvZssB
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVH3OrC7ta
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxr64JeC5p
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgujcrxOy0z
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8sK7Z5LUZ
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkIe2JcnLf
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE43q07QCXR
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIXvJiTQJ5
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8s5t775LZ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrml6TLr8Ls
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvCNZ55oys
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK8OzTxQI0
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUNc99szxW
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K4piuLykK
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj5WVsxRmh
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xHBeK1gmQ
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM7HVRpGjB
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBODCWCftg
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAFO3VohJf
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TsUkeR8sD
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmso9XZKgg
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwlTUHMENg
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzyBUt3hYL
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