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鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1gLJdpPsL
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把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVnMe9rNzj
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夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVbffPjLfU
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像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9jHwuL3e4
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要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8B0lu8S1C
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyVKJtpSMK
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqgitwRXHY
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPCPLLCUiy
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv1b2NqS9B
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您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdOPf7Obt6
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zJxvzuqFF
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8f0yKLtLD
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKbPojN7YJ
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZnF0SO29U
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA4w34yCvP
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnMmBzDQda
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPwMjIJUfq
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGAmAQ3F5M
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT4M6XrZcZ
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ202XS2DBgB
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwMWXHIi7L
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuZy2kc8LI
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6TuyOFXw0
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VCHpvowv6
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbekcIPjlCl
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLxYRTiUD1
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJoKqokQtV
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0li5gPEMx
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjws5rMXpe
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEopBLUO5B
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFvL4otGRI
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUm0LfD29y
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaX0CWWuDW
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi41iayRtmn
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfOgbTihrL
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0V8UCgPSa
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhLFrFVkmv
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOr51FlvMJ
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckYgzTQWCs
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgKGmuWkCg
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzvAUgatQl
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7iA5sbp6h
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吾以是狂而不信也。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl3Pmof5ED
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h0k9DpAUJ
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYFilkldhg
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFIYjOo2qG
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVZuCYltcn
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7bNOnIIkH
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYGP5OI7vK
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A8hktQVwd
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFaH7ZkLZn
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMlW6Vvmpw
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0AwCwDzgh
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2fFp2cmi6
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgReSjLhNn
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1CPhizjvP
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz7cn7d6oa
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYcI4EpVat
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEwD7cZdb2
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkixAcDBcva
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Ch1olrHt
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3jOEyPb5p
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9xMkoQy4z
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XLn2kkgJ7
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfscJUcP1Cc
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR47DMSvjO
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB2QAE18q0
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDBpuQ76sd
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13sHc2JI04
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdNLSuy5yz
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HQEk1xiBS
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VQobpf81Y
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnVPG9b487
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTrDSXGILU
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwTm8xTUmZ
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gSKFKJ8cR
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpCZtCbvyb
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHlw2x6lx5
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客聞之，請買其方百金。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3fKzUAaaj
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡian2pbT86s
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLgrdD2BuH
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbHkJ3iPeG
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5LNkT520c
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lMIlOvHBt
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejMBH6r4jt
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzOv91qN5L
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf1dx2Iay0
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWfmzPWwZw
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHeMDU3AIM
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN5sf8UySX
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanFvfzJYZf
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8pGNq1eVM
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt00FJjc4GZ
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cigv4NO3e
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDj9RDTPy0
而憂其瓠落無所容？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5ADuacZWe
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtYN649imc
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdLsa5UEWE
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAylvwItm3
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCpofkevvv
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCqaU4JIrj
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Byj0KpEwA
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNrafZbDGC
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrorX1mapDD
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTQu1gGpNX
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjkEWAr3Gp
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiBTbjjmnc
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE863Vx300
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkl79uxSM9
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJPc6STrS2
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbIvaSJx0p
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1okfma2JH
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLyhUHK5cg
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5RUG59YNn
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdof1kUbqAY
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK13UMvgAKK
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b3AtnjN6s
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRXvDZpTyO
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdozo5t5z4
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRjHPhFcEm
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS9nbr4ZBH
990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y8Ka3aKSM
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FFqanlwtx
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4DJfGJjKj
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
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