作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1K0JXD28n北冥有魚，其名為鯤。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUKLAHVdjf
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1Pl7CwMHM
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHocNRMajGA
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dxs9G0FkL
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt5JSeEwYX
化而為鳥，其名為鵬，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBeKyhssBN
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitvVnip2bg
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aTuwu4IvD
鵬之背，不知幾千里也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bhG2Dvhzh
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLqbt57A5n
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d7J7IDfQi
怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvpxkQSNzh
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn19gaS4mk
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmPZCYx8UP
是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEemC3WRERn
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa4WrFvuXK
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Rzn4nW7Uy
南冥者，天池也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OWQSdLWIO
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJbVVnLnEG
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWb2ylanAmM
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLRRi1Wng0
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEMsNlgUOZ
齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TtisuwJgd
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoE8SE7Egd
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpvHP04CTb
鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssZxoAj0GM
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37TjgW8ide
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MWsfqkFhO
摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppn4H6l6rs
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XxwyWjNl9
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9frJtDCqcf
野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwVbeVkNIx
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRVlVigmQm
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu9awLyrLt
天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4UvmXRsIi
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdy1bFWJ2H
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZTy3DAFQ0
其視下，亦若是則己矣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDdeMvYgCe
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgYMuJfXwG
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPvX38zzeS
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIeQfZ29af
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAzCCtGF1b
且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCiqO5UUYU
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6aJZFbZcb
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFbbpUawZ2
覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kqYWemLXy
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sdakxMnyO
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZR2mlQJHm
置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPZqmMDQfW
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lEQwquorC
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsshC8RX7V
故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCKnUtAtKJ
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm4PfWNHYm
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ326R6ISZS1
而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrQ668fSXH
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SvZA4TeV6
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN1Fh0kD6V
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLXMwMN1p0
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk41kaAVagB
蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdZuJI7xUu
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QhuER0dNC
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDHmd43BQN
時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J76UxrGYI
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu8br0F4qU
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ460d4Jytef
適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MKj0iDGju
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoWVD0ispa
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWgPLRGc2Y
適百里者，宿舂糧，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOz7PGXxyC
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZqAC9AcpV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXSKFETfAL
適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwAoIWaz3u
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNBAKgWJd5
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQguWj2cOgl
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD4ZUsVMQB
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoumghZz1Mf
小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkjlkYBIPL
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPjBFEoBSV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52r2tRJzWF
朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNPqpn6pfo
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuJCfwvT3J
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN2HcA8uvJ
楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NBIu1wyis
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKmW5XhceO
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7F0KJx0xk
上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT497DaPXrp
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKLT8JmBhV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuAalnUxQ5
而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeh6DO1ouk
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc22OkmHFh
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVDCtgGWXd
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qhTtVqAXM
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9pr3ZJCB9
湯之問棘也是已：768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlZTdHExy4
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6RSiwbloS
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyOj7tdOkf
窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiX4rjTmrU
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYgA9vxNcl
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAt760gWTE
有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hqYyO8pBs
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqHcr5uVu1
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrs1TcMXBrX
有鳥焉，其名為鵬，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiMBzrrrzU
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpvRH4sdga
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvHWNjMXjx
背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImCj5BwPnQ
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CXLkNtBS9
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ4MVogJhx
絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIk8eA1tWm
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLysgVVhzej
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3X5QZ2gWh
斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ29R7GdzYO
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S2zC4KcJq
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrJYatoGkf
我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4j2wTkszW
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqJ5z7H1Xs
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhdnFowffU
翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ7d8xRXv9
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wNQfp4Pfh
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ351EQSL78A
此大小之辯也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuEY5IyK6v
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3B8Nhd8vB
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUBNs4UejK
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYrUxiyIvp
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpHbJXrhYq
故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZpsqor4ns
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7W8W7RD03
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehOy5VlJUQ
德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwsmlsWnZv
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5j9czwu4G
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GdGXpnsla
而宋榮子猶然笑之。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rxbJLuMUn
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6BeLT9XuA
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNrnDlywCk
且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtWyhRSFTP
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbv0zt7urN
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiXsqVBIpo
定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWafdUsAopp
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa04KIFOxJT
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7kK7tQDlM
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGf8gAWL0q
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYppE7gl5p
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3BnZotV6j
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJxzXRfMt8
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cIKXTvLc8
夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4OWPauQmu
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDPdtZc9za
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32Z3oK70ZE
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74IdrVdu34
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHtdlo9PNP
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4oZrdKQPC
此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsRKVv3eRC
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB2riQMkwF
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0Q90GoW2t
夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzd7kbpDYz
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5N2sdrDb0
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1FuMVYUP2
故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHI8wdvgUX
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63gwtZNZKh
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iDfa7dexg
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWGKq5Yk2F
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL9SsZY7gg
堯讓天下于許由，曰：768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b7TZcr9Yc
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5lSn3f1Ci
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AKxCbcZO5
「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkavMClhBk
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0070gKNLC
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT3vV1YXTw
時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsVcsPlOvi
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJgmgTtURt
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYjjr1MTwQ
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIatxDlMHX
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplAldJc10n
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOxUlKBHyQ
吾自視缺然。請致天下。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqWUUL302Z
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNWigY1Cl5
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PIeYBbXaL
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfhKbFvLqs
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8uzn0G69A
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsdSkThUfI
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR085sidGWG
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3AA2Tjgkb
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguQsKmtOic
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxWers6qjN
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaChYCBjUA
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82ffdm4umU
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7TtMqdn7f
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEeyD9sIjc
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYbl1PsBLw
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3pFTqPg85
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ytFkLOqKt
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5lHg0EniK
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfTAeIqjJL
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnoLQaT2W2
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFNmyGhnUB
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDAQPTPmb5
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXyvWv04Gs
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85HHxTJoQy
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aPFztrSMR
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JGEKk3g6Z
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03nClZw0Yh
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4XmTmV8FI
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy9JclEgna
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tp6Fc3uI4
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV9oLHS5xH
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b57T4NFUe
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY62SQUAAkI
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9h6PHHaQb
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFeqvmtGHw
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pZ52BRCQo
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU57ZLGuPoN
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85HhgqKNTd
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrc8QIQGIn
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5stYPXLow
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0xhffTGSs
不食五谷，吸風飲露；768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlza8Pp7DF
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazw1EWQfJV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiY1qThwO7
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvScHC7fSVE
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJyl4H3YKW
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC1Gp2cdNA
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbEg9ZZsrr
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyBnqUIyi5
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83ZzWoYbhq
吾以是狂而不信也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewuRQRtF9R
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqkgREOKDy
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsqkVWg4MT
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrtLszKsIV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv4nnVjO2h
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti9c5h4xbg
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGP913FHxT2
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEK4v4NE7w
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzprhwTkV9H
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiJM9ev8aT
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2DhvseUlY
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvhamyNDP8
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPi0joGK2b
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp84zEb2Uj9
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tnMJcvOlB
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ9ncX6ohQ
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNMrcoCoiX
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUoR7wdNW3
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRgBf5ftNY
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aXZjqJ7ME
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwPUgpiFpX
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x76DZuzGZ
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWoUipXdLI
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2GxBj3ae8
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFphQS5Ftuv
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesukx2hdJR
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpggWCqWuXk
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3ixVWU29O
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3BsVISrfn
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgJMB8dxu1
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eMXtiFv7o
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBSmRXyL46
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhsnhGUIJR
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GR7yjvKkp
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nQtVvPCKu
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9f3wHqcGK
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2mrYIT4pU
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPbc5xcloh
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWdM5WnKOq
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4miYnwYSmd
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe10ePpIi9h
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX31nMjQVWv
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMFCjXP61y
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMfZSsaYEG
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxUbUQt46F
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9B6uuESH3
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWmbZ98y6G
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuDpWmF6tQ
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF291sLbWQ6
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfstFKWyN6
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqsKLNfgEM
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGMmPCYvK0
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EVrAdihZv
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV2RKUTMfa
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXKaTQoFPr
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLZ1j3gD1X
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TU6U3AjFz
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF4JAMyBim
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfyN3pWR3k
客聞之，請買其方百金。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd7wPeAWtn
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtdv8MKcne
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkkCG50tG9
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5dJlDVj1p
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1F9uKTsyg
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5E9ErbSoZ
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja3huUOv7v
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLtpIN4eAg
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFP4ChR9tM
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgspHkXUb6
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWJJxsG4u7
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE4qPlYZf9
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaHQ1A0sJT
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDf55F7416
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVOhurSn6d
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWCKDCsVfg
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k9LRiNyBv
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid0YVWkL2J
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNiDse0HqF
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWxJcfmVgs
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AeN5ZEUQm
而憂其瓠落無所容？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C6vO0sH0y
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseh8IRJcHp
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOqKSsc1nK
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNlSvsbh0q
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7c5x7KDd9
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq5xA7vdOs
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3ZBw201we
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvazPNUyQNw
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bRYBbIz2l
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNKAEVS6vP
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSARLB00Vhp
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IyP9EM6VC
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppzYU0NpGH
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZMFjbRwjp
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozhNnOQxqs
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKvkzadTzy
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy2PBwg7oy
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3deIVClCvM
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF7nLrhOu2
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuef6c621I8
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77M2bpM4wn
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFB8oTvmVhv
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWPvizeHJ6
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOCINTRfCF
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstIKkWf2SU
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdo5qpHefy
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rZDr0Shxj
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhhzNI4SXu
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQiDN9ft5W
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FzyXauiQe
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5hvqweV7N
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6Lk6vJAHU
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSon30N6Fn
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY2qx5FL0j
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45cHw9aZRm
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjOPLKOizy
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIm7oDIAXE
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEfhPmK4iF
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccuYkHFqP7
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
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