作者:西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷 釋之為廷尉。1175Please respect copyright.PENANAFXNhAnxBsc
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...1175Please respect copyright.PENANAklfkIv0pbt
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上行出中渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。1175Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ev0cdqOtl
總統慢跑到台北橋上時,有個死老百姓從橋下走出來,嚇到了總統和隨扈一行1175Please respect copyright.PENANAXBQ9jnOahN
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於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。釋之治問。1175Please respect copyright.PENANAXKA2HKxZpx
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來,交給隨行的司法院長,讓他去審問。1175Please respect copyright.PENANA1tOonx4r7m
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曰:「縣人來,聞蹕,匿橋下。 1175Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3p20qC7gJ
死老百姓說:啊我就鄉下來的,聽說交通管制,所以就先躲到橋下去,1175Please respect copyright.PENANARFF2LZTVVL
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久之,以為行已過,即出,見乘輿車騎即走耳。」1175Please respect copyright.PENANAAyrCVEJG05
等了老半天,以為車隊都過去了,所以才出來,然後看到你們就只好快逃啊!」1175Please respect copyright.PENANAjDxl6NJyxl
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廷尉奏當,一人犯蹕,當罰金。1175Please respect copyright.PENANAh8rRymoDbX
司法院長最後回報說,那個死老百姓違反交通管制,要罰鍰1175Please respect copyright.PENANAxV2fTgziod
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文帝怒曰:「此人親驚吾馬;吾馬賴柔和,1175Please respect copyright.PENANA55yEhXYdsZ
總統就怒了:那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶;還好我馬有天天運動,身手矯健心臟有力,1175Please respect copyright.PENANAGe8jSUliVI
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令他馬,固不敗傷我乎?1175Please respect copyright.PENANAjmwOagURRG
要是換成了他馬的!那還不被嚇死?1175Please respect copyright.PENANA6fBalQVnA1
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而廷尉乃當之罰金!」1175Please respect copyright.PENANAwb6aDVBck2
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰!1175Please respect copyright.PENANAB2gR00rXPk
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釋之曰:「法者,天子所與天下公共也。1175Please respect copyright.PENANAoCYKiZKs8b
恐龍法官就說了:法律之前,人人平等1175Please respect copyright.PENANAIMnzp2RhEC
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今法如此而更重之,是法不信於民也。1175Please respect copyright.PENANAvElKXmr0MH
現在法律就這麼規定,你對我施壓要我判重一點,這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你!1175Please respect copyright.PENANA0Cxmj8SbUQ
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且方其時,上使立誅之則已。1175Please respect copyright.PENANAmS3FWgpmLw
而且那時候,要不你直接宰了他就算了。1175Please respect copyright.PENANAGcohPnSit1
(我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,當做沒看到)1175Please respect copyright.PENANADFmmFn53XV
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今既下廷尉,廷尉,天下之平也,1175Please respect copyright.PENANAIRbMNcT3X7
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我,哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像,1175Please respect copyright.PENANAmJGLkj9cTc
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重,民安所錯其手足?唯陛下察之。」1175Please respect copyright.PENANAWdyNOh5nzd
連哥都執法不公了,那天下的法律還不亂七八糟,你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去,希望總統你再好好想想吧!1175Please respect copyright.PENANAgMOLR6iZB2
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良久,上曰:「廷尉當是也。」1175Please respect copyright.PENANARqKnJehBNC
過一會兒,啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說:「恐龍法官...你是對的。」1175Please respect copyright.PENANAhXWiv3YEYL
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結論:這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命,讓他宰了那個死老百性,一邊又裝好人假清高,又扮白臉又扮黑臉,說的自己好像很懂很了不起,違反交通規則交給警察就好,你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼?一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 1175Please respect copyright.PENANA2x42bFADqZ


