作者：西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷 釋之為廷尉。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit3Js3rkiT
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mPsXLFnIZ
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上行出中渭橋，有一人從橋下走出，乘輿馬驚。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YtgSMVi9Q
總統慢跑到台北橋上時，有個死老百姓從橋下走出來，嚇到了總統和隨扈一行847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigTXuU0ouE
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於是使騎捕，屬之廷尉。釋之治問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBbT7v2o34
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來，交給隨行的司法院長，讓他去審問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg6JOsOd3n
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曰：「縣人來，聞蹕，匿橋下。 847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTYF1LErnd
死老百姓說：啊我就鄉下來的，聽說交通管制，所以就先躲到橋下去，847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXiHUAeviV
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久之，以為行已過，即出，見乘輿車騎即走耳。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDCKwqpig9
等了老半天，以為車隊都過去了，所以才出來，然後看到你們就只好快逃啊！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUxmAsURIz
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廷尉奏當，一人犯蹕，當罰金。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsCxwUIK2a
司法院長最後回報說，那個死老百姓違反交通管制，要罰鍰847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjnb1P5IcZ
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文帝怒曰：「此人親驚吾馬；吾馬賴柔和，847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGFvT820Mb
總統就怒了：那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶；還好我馬有天天運動，身手矯健心臟有力，847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxe2IZO7h9
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令他馬，固不敗傷我乎？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc6MLWeJMG
要是換成了他馬的！那還不被嚇死？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN89RsfZ1C0
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而廷尉乃當之罰金！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarySpDysYk
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgRNfQAY5R
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釋之曰：「法者，天子所與天下公共也。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnwPZd9DRw
恐龍法官就說了：法律之前，人人平等847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQRsFMcRXs
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今法如此而更重之，是法不信於民也。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa19y7Am4S
現在法律就這麼規定，你對我施壓要我判重一點，這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsU2Q5lCLl
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且方其時，上使立誅之則已。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqzGRI8sTC
而且那時候，要不你直接宰了他就算了。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIAdMjUCpf
（我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼，當做沒看到）847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeucQrg9wXG
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今既下廷尉，廷尉，天下之平也，847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrNyNBM4P8
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我，哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像，847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkXBLGfNoB
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重，民安所錯其手足？唯陛下察之。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7nQ4ENnv3
連哥都執法不公了，那天下的法律還不亂七八糟，你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去，希望總統你再好好想想吧！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFaWLbXOVH
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良久，上曰：「廷尉當是也。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcs8kwau1t
過一會兒，啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說：「恐龍法官...你是對的。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkVDKMqIUa
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結論：這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命，讓他宰了那個死老百性，一邊又裝好人假清高，又扮白臉又扮黑臉，說的自己好像很懂很了不起，違反交通規則交給警察就好，你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼？一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93k347Vtt4
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