作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6ETTZD5cb先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03zwGKBWN0
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxHDA6Sadf
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUDAMvKxbY
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCMcfP90De
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIf1vUP1Ru
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3gvRc6gDI
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好讀書，不求甚解；1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRwEgHCgXz
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoFkXE0XLx
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJT2ewztJq
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnufbsccWJ
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2CfyuP9RG
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSicnXeQ9a8
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbLRi7d4Qc
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKv0fcuHEnR
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm90NMM9VS
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5q5zCdkkM
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk77GRRzWc5
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM4YBx1Xq6
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59L73RIivP
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AywVR7rnp
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCKwGx76wS
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtVMTSAcsf
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyVkzQjU5L
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3rktiqPrP
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq2qfIncGu
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG2qujge37
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8heZyCaFiG
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRecVAb9bqx
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjIZlidi9i
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ifTKiNcv6
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSIPrXbSBG
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKMHzC38pP
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFyow7dky1
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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