先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,744Please respect copyright.PENANAu4kGE0kPvD
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,744Please respect copyright.PENANA4Fo3FnDdel
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。744Please respect copyright.PENANAaBVh30Gt4t
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。744Please respect copyright.PENANAEJYZuGDOBx
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。744Please respect copyright.PENANAPUsq1OzIY2
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,744Please respect copyright.PENANAgR30DZDXKM
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好讀書,不求甚解;744Please respect copyright.PENANAWQjcWg56Qg
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,744Please respect copyright.PENANAcyxQertckn
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。744Please respect copyright.PENANA56G6dYpnNO
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。744Please respect copyright.PENANAln1yTT23K2
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。744Please respect copyright.PENANAecAd2GfAA9
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。744Please respect copyright.PENANAGmB5hKNkc9
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,744Please respect copyright.PENANAkjVReZVims
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,744Please respect copyright.PENANAZdWfh6211N
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;744Please respect copyright.PENANAlXAauhkN3C
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;744Please respect copyright.PENANAmViLXiSsbB
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。744Please respect copyright.PENANAxrH5jhdRIV
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。744Please respect copyright.PENANAdtcutxZOAu
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;744Please respect copyright.PENANALwvUoA0rVG
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,744Please respect copyright.PENANAgHRursL6Rc
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。744Please respect copyright.PENANAjISFRpyYQg
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。744Please respect copyright.PENANA2GsVMSTUFL
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。744Please respect copyright.PENANAlYSVxbIsq4
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。744Please respect copyright.PENANAmZT9Z7RjlO
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 744Please respect copyright.PENANAvzeIs9KGGf
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。744Please respect copyright.PENANALyjRSiFtHr
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」744Please respect copyright.PENANAnxwkzgSmoC
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」744Please respect copyright.PENANAkQ84ND2aZI
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,744Please respect copyright.PENANAS1Qq4FwZbx
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,744Please respect copyright.PENANAFkltc5h0iH
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!744Please respect copyright.PENANA8RUJEmv2Us
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?744Please respect copyright.PENANACGqBbJ2sTM
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!744Please respect copyright.PENANAVHtdDiM6Oi
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文
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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明744Please respect copyright.PENANAEhPs02izYU
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