作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21ex6to4Wg先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15FrSDni7W
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zYAWdPGRL
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9YqIeI7ql
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好讀書，不求甚解；555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzrPiN7fSD
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJFOc0bKA2
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKdvhjEAKL
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAihB5v0qf
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wHAUV7kPH
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchxvIvR4jZ
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHA3eNeBkX
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwYwrzEtSs
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwv5vgReK9Z
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhCtoswY0X
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkin6Kf3p9
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCtgqJHtQt
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XhQe4SV4C
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavRysoiKqy
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITAh4fTVy7
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYVXvSdy6S
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMJ6H8JmId
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOHLQq7NDQ
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylA2VitNOQ
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu76fV3GbSY
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMUCGGGiXt
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxVjIDkwGy
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9aQBDaQPx
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNEDggxake
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xXYXCGz15
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOFBpYcTMy
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VGeGDV5Wi
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ 8964 copyright protection551ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKR6zj3Zey 維尼
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