作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b2QQSXD0w先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JgsxHhFXF
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tcA3C12BV
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2zsA8ShaV
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLIY0pBGJb
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOdVwrrKBn
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G2t3lLxF3
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好讀書，不求甚解；546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe8zCEPpWw
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49VDxxzB2h
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUhKVcpNqH
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWBEel3iNa
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VqAgZ7mqM
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvbByeWlGF
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6tvVQSe2r
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfurL8ISGg
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeJmqm1OCl
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMg5L1VuCW
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYW5ZgNV2p
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCW8YWqBbB
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEs4610M0S
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnEoeCelv3
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe4pN3k1hW
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokoy2VUkgY
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGWFq8xmsL
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WF9loxCdr
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJt2HlupWA
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmZThtVJeC
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZgSsp0rL4
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE9nhzGk2K
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaLnWiM7JM
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpSSYDQ8sn
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDlNxn61bP
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa210XHg2gl
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaVv49uHH0
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ 8964 copyright protection542ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFtUVKk8O5 維尼
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