
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1078Please respect copyright.PENANAiRfWbj0qwk
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1078Please respect copyright.PENANAeuopHDWZ4f
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1078Please respect copyright.PENANA5ffn9tHuzf
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1078Please respect copyright.PENANALVFRZ1oiGX
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1078Please respect copyright.PENANA7snqWI7Ef0
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1078Please respect copyright.PENANAHpDh81iVRK
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好讀書,不求甚解;1078Please respect copyright.PENANAEe8SD8chN3
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1078Please respect copyright.PENANA111QzfjuSQ
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAo0q6YSLO2g
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAiHjQR7h5mL
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAvQnrYWSrKd
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1078Please respect copyright.PENANA7qjPGCPYRC
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1078Please respect copyright.PENANAOb8U3QcxVo
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1078Please respect copyright.PENANAUM275CtzFT
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1078Please respect copyright.PENANA8dVwapDGQO
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1078Please respect copyright.PENANASviwuae7F9
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAdgPHbi0X8x
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAFiaxpmz0kr
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1078Please respect copyright.PENANAv86bqS7wj9
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1078Please respect copyright.PENANAZ50O5HJxJQ
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAjB4owT0XDV
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAglNvutfAYU
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAiJPgAfKNpo
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1078Please respect copyright.PENANAIRxAxP0B3L
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1078Please respect copyright.PENANAsOwe9y76s6
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1078Please respect copyright.PENANALdIV9NuKwR
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1078Please respect copyright.PENANA4TAR40ZOOC
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1078Please respect copyright.PENANAdqy9V1y31j
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1078Please respect copyright.PENANA6dV2T0KkfZ
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1078Please respect copyright.PENANAAwzRviDePy
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1078Please respect copyright.PENANAHkXyiLRis2
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1078Please respect copyright.PENANAoXx1U1bnT1
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1078Please respect copyright.PENANALRyZdyPooq
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!