先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,731Please respect copyright.PENANA0JGpJyK0Mm
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,731Please respect copyright.PENANAOfRhNt8FU7
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。731Please respect copyright.PENANAWY0glBrnwR
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。731Please respect copyright.PENANAfGclcxiCtF
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。731Please respect copyright.PENANA1LyuvTPxuq
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,731Please respect copyright.PENANAAJQi6P9rNC
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好讀書,不求甚解;731Please respect copyright.PENANA42QhaJ2uO0
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,731Please respect copyright.PENANACuGbsIwkr3
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。731Please respect copyright.PENANADgUNPzJziB
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。731Please respect copyright.PENANAhTXd7t9jWj
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。731Please respect copyright.PENANAS4Ze2GPKIo
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。731Please respect copyright.PENANAWFaJSKKP5A
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,731Please respect copyright.PENANAnL8LclxXl3
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,731Please respect copyright.PENANALccevXwp2a
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;731Please respect copyright.PENANAtRyzdNvKpE
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;731Please respect copyright.PENANAGYPIKgrajj
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。731Please respect copyright.PENANA6haLzrCy6l
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。731Please respect copyright.PENANAEDgfds0lbg
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;731Please respect copyright.PENANAH33mrnDKTh
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,731Please respect copyright.PENANAd4RQdPN5Ok
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。731Please respect copyright.PENANAUZXA1b0Ywr
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。731Please respect copyright.PENANAAUqvfs7gId
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。731Please respect copyright.PENANAxfzxMCsSVn
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。731Please respect copyright.PENANAHDlrlp9Tox
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 731Please respect copyright.PENANApeCiNpF17h
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。731Please respect copyright.PENANApgEJWJYcyw
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」731Please respect copyright.PENANAA4vZDNDzzJ
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」731Please respect copyright.PENANACWYQGP25sK
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,731Please respect copyright.PENANAA3LCZfkdIx
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,731Please respect copyright.PENANAnvFXgHEeAn
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!731Please respect copyright.PENANAhBB5Ygqubm
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?731Please respect copyright.PENANAcKsTDRRdIM
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!731Please respect copyright.PENANAxoEx94KelN
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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