作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHeYxnSTpB先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqKvwJnJxB
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGV0sStK7D
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNm6P2SXkt
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnAYM6Pz1H
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIttUkISJxj
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuY4wzgpuU
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好讀書，不求甚解；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL49B96T5ek
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWILgLVenh
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSkPF96E3A
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MDg59bqza
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN9s5Uftqc
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNpIZKfCnP
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xA0LxXZUO
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6jo3tBaQc
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXb5S2fKZW
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ8Y3I2jCf
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YjGFShCxG
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k1mxsFl1U
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZlDUz5o4V
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNKqoYOV9c
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY9blWWXz1
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG6gm1L4K1
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x8uq5WmbW
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIsym333N9
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx4wifMMVG
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcUlDrxuPG
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fz7pRokGU
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KZMzabgw7
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsK36LXfA5
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl88yLuxAy9
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93j8CPQQWW
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgeHseHjXu
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！990Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnvagApFYU
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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