作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDiJk2B1b8先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaLAD3vT3G
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m3kb2ny1K
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhcSEW1BKC
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UBT6O3RS7
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vBFWKOb2A
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9g5Cm2Fc7
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DQGI9aqdt
好讀書，不求甚解；1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqtM4Cf3Hj
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WZbx0jNWf
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprUcFe9oys
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9Hm9RyC47
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AwePWOXQL
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwMUE6zaPj
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrfUh2X7qC
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NDv86eaXF
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8JutmzAQW
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupIUHxFjfj
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcc7izMX2U
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKi9ZDav1J
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptMeiJWqql
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOahGmaTRmJ
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E0rJbo0QZ
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxJUocr1Yz
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbcCP3BDbh
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxXRhjGwJh
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVscABjMEj
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHqCjys9Nw
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QzsmZBrj5
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9BxIrCxGJ
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4f5tfP2lo
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYZPpqRVQ2
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd423DPp8Ew
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEaR7SX5L1
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMAuozrGvu
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NwjQzW73T
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0h3LfErAd
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHxYXmSJeV
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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