
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1005Please respect copyright.PENANAYlT6hEpd1g
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1005Please respect copyright.PENANAEaqD9pDddT
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAg3x2DTplYB
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAxzcCkVztHA
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAR14z0iEJDK
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1005Please respect copyright.PENANAoyr1bEL1iy
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好讀書,不求甚解;1005Please respect copyright.PENANAXrHGPuhbKp
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1005Please respect copyright.PENANAccoP9ufAPg
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAHdx4bHfXcV
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAwtcFKzB1bU
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAnCQVFG6rEH
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAN4YpqHyLsA
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1005Please respect copyright.PENANAI4wI1SUNHw
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1005Please respect copyright.PENANAPJkQretcsV
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1005Please respect copyright.PENANAbFzPikJjdS
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1005Please respect copyright.PENANA3xF96PpbHV
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAnydaqFNmBR
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1005Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZexCBFiSO
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1005Please respect copyright.PENANAyPDFK5eemG
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1005Please respect copyright.PENANAB8Ttu9WhZX
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAkSb5fC79Ym
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAMBaiO19vQN
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAfiPO0cQgpD
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1005Please respect copyright.PENANAPzSKSZPSCk
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1005Please respect copyright.PENANAl1WX4e11Em
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1005Please respect copyright.PENANARhvDTDQ8Vs
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1005Please respect copyright.PENANAbqbAZ2lNoj
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1005Please respect copyright.PENANAh9ec4jIxZF
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1005Please respect copyright.PENANA6WMixpUKKQ
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1005Please respect copyright.PENANAzgke27pln1
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1005Please respect copyright.PENANAkSA2j356DN
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1005Please respect copyright.PENANAhNCfTOPMFb
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1005Please respect copyright.PENANADRS0Hu4ZPr
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!