
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1112Please respect copyright.PENANAZhoqeHtf8o
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1112Please respect copyright.PENANAisjOF0f6U2
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAmycMbElv4h
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAU5g1ZxhvCG
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAeeFCgkJQnJ
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1112Please respect copyright.PENANAl8dLxSu7QI
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好讀書,不求甚解;1112Please respect copyright.PENANAeKu6AQbowk
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1112Please respect copyright.PENANAsWOwU0709x
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAgO940QEuV9
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1112Please respect copyright.PENANA2YveEqHXbp
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAZyIkJafr4Y
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAIYg2yh6uGv
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1112Please respect copyright.PENANAt80qN2AaXb
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1112Please respect copyright.PENANAfLX9cjzHmB
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1112Please respect copyright.PENANAQGHhnS04nx
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1112Please respect copyright.PENANAzKB5bkh3zF
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAeFbgWlNWn1
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAWdEPvkDOjg
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1112Please respect copyright.PENANAAIeWxoiTmE
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1112Please respect copyright.PENANAP6mDtKQCLR
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1112Please respect copyright.PENANA6y7LtmB1Yn
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1112Please respect copyright.PENANA9Sh4bkaVaX
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAe063uYgq6l
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1112Please respect copyright.PENANALzXbx9W1SM
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1112Please respect copyright.PENANAHurlKgX80H
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1112Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9wfNwyo6S
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1112Please respect copyright.PENANAZvDyM7az26
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1112Please respect copyright.PENANAkRZzXre28P
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1112Please respect copyright.PENANANmBGo4NEEu
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1112Please respect copyright.PENANAV8iJnFBmmu
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1112Please respect copyright.PENANAVts3kutV0y
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1112Please respect copyright.PENANAnGoAC5GjY8
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1112Please respect copyright.PENANArkCxezu5IP
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!