
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1037Please respect copyright.PENANA5w0yhguMJR
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1037Please respect copyright.PENANAgylX3sfEdO
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1037Please respect copyright.PENANArZ7pRjUZi8
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAccAM3rRYzG
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAdGwF6CIWu4
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1037Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1tIGyiJ1T
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好讀書,不求甚解;1037Please respect copyright.PENANAG9GSfM3k7A
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1037Please respect copyright.PENANAeu7GJfHbsR
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAqUxOkgKHKr
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAEzNz5kMYSw
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAygNFpHNZMY
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAYGePvfEo2Y
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1037Please respect copyright.PENANA3jcSCsdwLD
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1037Please respect copyright.PENANATXumzJJhJ4
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1037Please respect copyright.PENANAzMD5fav3Wm
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1037Please respect copyright.PENANA8TATt5Yznn
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAJQXxaDBc3a
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAHlzxtoH8fg
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1037Please respect copyright.PENANAZSLIMG94e3
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1037Please respect copyright.PENANAbPI0VVHP4n
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1037Please respect copyright.PENANA9GofN3PfSw
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAvteHKrO2dz
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1037Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ae9iigYNY
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1037Please respect copyright.PENANA3F3qCBeuSn
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1037Please respect copyright.PENANA56qOdNa3AI
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1037Please respect copyright.PENANAI6IL9XlCGd
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1037Please respect copyright.PENANAyQIpRJhCNm
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1037Please respect copyright.PENANAyv9fjcNuTi
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1037Please respect copyright.PENANAfnKWf1L6of
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1037Please respect copyright.PENANAAZtSvscEQe
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1037Please respect copyright.PENANAu2At6NDw8j
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1037Please respect copyright.PENANAiPmkcR8y17
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1037Please respect copyright.PENANArAomIpL1uE
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!