作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHwP8WJQBQ先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w0yhguMJR
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgylX3sfEdO
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mig0XceJV
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ7pRjUZi8
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccAM3rRYzG
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtaB9dE6Yo
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGwF6CIWu4
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1tIGyiJ1T
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2k6mtwXj8
好讀書，不求甚解；1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9GSfM3k7A
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu7GJfHbsR
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtqqcpHGPy
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUxOkgKHKr
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzNz5kMYSw
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRUn5VlG6s
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygNFpHNZMY
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGePvfEo2Y
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoqB52YjAz
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jcSCsdwLD
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXumzJJhJ4
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yE5kEocR1
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMD5fav3Wm
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TATt5Yznn
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb42PHlv42e
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQXxaDBc3a
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlzxtoH8fg
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA30MALMFC4
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSLIMG94e3
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPI0VVHP4n
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLY5qMJPKQ
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GofN3PfSw
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvteHKrO2dz
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwausItE5cK
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ae9iigYNY
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3F3qCBeuSn
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56qOdNa3AI
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6IL9XlCGd
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDQ9QR9qeY
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQIpRJhCNm
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv9fjcNuTi
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy4SaWAJuE
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnKWf1L6of
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZtSvscEQe
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn0htvBMKc
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2At6NDw8j
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPmkcR8y17
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAomIpL1uE
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