作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVr6e9xo17先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ToLNFPHBn
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP6TotsSXO
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZG6gWz4eL
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9d7r23NLt
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oZl4oYrVQ
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NUyad7zaN
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVumM6AfO8
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQgFQxXR2a
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJfx5QZHUJ
好讀書，不求甚解；972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeJLE6aRFf
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYqBiBB2St
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC2A5S2IZG
每有會意，便欣然忘食。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSZYmm10FF
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHP5uxzj2v
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARJIEZrGB9
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfovlZc3bGH
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrRU4Liv1t
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTRFbP4h2M
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjiup61Exu
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfm0cg4R1Q
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57EtP7b2iw
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4FAvJo4Gq
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1KhWDXzP1
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwvt4NDvnW
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqSwyk1Pdt
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJOA4bqJLp
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbzSYqFnGr
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7iPWmBFqK
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU7NeBCMyt
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMLlZhLITw
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSexb3WlEpR
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2F4XlmhGs
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SorZlRLOW
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaVBWkiYyq
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e54Oa6Pol
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dUSFm63kE
忘懷得失，以此自終。 972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNrjMxVn7H
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgnUSfz4cD
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsJzK3Gago
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EWevYyihz
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlqjp9f90Y
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxXZdjJMDo
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cqZ2ANSYe
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJVsELtorT
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioK9hBHNzX
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTAgDe1RlD
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNsR9TeGGq
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B6VskmRWX
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSh3TZaIkm
結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC2dc1Kd4C
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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