作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhVQlvffHM先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDI69seqrG
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNELOI7mftG
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqgmL1qRTs
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0M5n8u0JC
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aF1XZCOP9
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nYXb9ECKx
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好讀書，不求甚解；1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyvgPkn7FC
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGR8i7ZaX8
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rZMw0cPzt
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF7BhoSUtb
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ948HyPYTpm
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0iA1KqfRE
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TFsSCfoI8
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47FBdkSf4k
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmQhCWMsD7
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EZwp3dWIT
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLLDbmN8II
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICAUNg5XER
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ255HASLzcW
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x4TDr71hb
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLachVkbmqe
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJL2NFcWsj
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUylDuMHTMR
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBhf6q1lkJ
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFSZEvBXP1
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39qzhlhYxZ
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgIV1X2mty
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceHD1znv4z
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSyg2lZRBl
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ7xCXwZmJ
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNoLhDUa6F
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOwmPOyKNh
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV7SNBosiG
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