作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89k7EDuFoU先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeuiE0dsKN
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1m9V3YhNe
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUhLbCDABX
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrT5d81jDc
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO97zjk8Dxg
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pRrv4ttU8
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好讀書，不求甚解；1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC90Fv9bQmY
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznVVXBr3Lm
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz8NGNzBCr
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvD3Kk3Weo
1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6Dh8ZtaDK
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfN8oepfzE
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9gJKkWH8u
1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKgZrtt5t0
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxl8qUZ09u
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQx1e0olLh
1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWeZEJxjuz
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCA6GftZ6A
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30Z4IvNKLh
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXvZTMQnW2
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i1u7OQLl4
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBOyj4yC10
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAeTZJ2A3g
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrpOIt3YPa
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1Yv7AXOqY
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Rnh0hRQB4
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SiRGqIqLF
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqo66ecXDR
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2paTZnzTuA
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheEgiyMYRa
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjNlQqhHMt
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIKslpRgiR
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIqNcBG618
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMrxNMdsKL
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilCwf5Uc7r
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkR4pTvx3b
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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