先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,764Please respect copyright.PENANA1gzW2CgA6n
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,764Please respect copyright.PENANAhD3EtXlFoW
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。764Please respect copyright.PENANApmdOAVpJlR
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。764Please respect copyright.PENANA6uz4LCCDcK
764Please respect copyright.PENANAIxGbIc4Ajd
閑靜少言,不慕榮利。764Please respect copyright.PENANAxayZbXFwcY
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,764Please respect copyright.PENANA4dkeFfwWPg
764Please respect copyright.PENANAiFaXEJK6Im
好讀書,不求甚解;764Please respect copyright.PENANAarmg6EAXFS
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,764Please respect copyright.PENANAD705vyMcEL
764Please respect copyright.PENANAAe0U88SIn8
每有會意,便欣然忘食。764Please respect copyright.PENANAchIsLcUkYi
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。764Please respect copyright.PENANAC3xhmNjlht
764Please respect copyright.PENANAMKRlK7Ehgy
性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。764Please respect copyright.PENANAmoASlei4oY
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。764Please respect copyright.PENANAv8QhDUX99y
764Please respect copyright.PENANA650OZsNEu1
親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,764Please respect copyright.PENANAtBUrSuGhjb
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,764Please respect copyright.PENANAfbCNhmAtQP
764Please respect copyright.PENANAwdZl9153gc
造飲輒盡,期在必醉;764Please respect copyright.PENANAUT5h3vbJBM
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;764Please respect copyright.PENANAkjDa1baX89
764Please respect copyright.PENANAlNqwF6Ryey
既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。764Please respect copyright.PENANAlX6srgVMCR
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。764Please respect copyright.PENANAjVkPU7nbBQ
764Please respect copyright.PENANA4xgSGr8QOA
環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;764Please respect copyright.PENANAPEJDEeooCr
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,764Please respect copyright.PENANAzBJooFXK8E
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。764Please respect copyright.PENANAWxgQ0LqSWr
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。764Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1X67qGMTP
764Please respect copyright.PENANAieb3Pvboti
嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。764Please respect copyright.PENANA437XOTXqi6
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。764Please respect copyright.PENANAPb5u9FDDKa
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 764Please respect copyright.PENANARFmKT3k8vW
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。764Please respect copyright.PENANAvohYYII2S6
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」764Please respect copyright.PENANANWmoR6rENb
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」764Please respect copyright.PENANAttm6z5zrEr
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,764Please respect copyright.PENANAx1rnW5cMTY
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,764Please respect copyright.PENANASxWTaQCCWr
764Please respect copyright.PENANA8OsLgFX8br
無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!764Please respect copyright.PENANA2lrJw5qPFx
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?764Please respect copyright.PENANAYYkQDPiNth
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!764Please respect copyright.PENANAi1nNNlNbP1
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文
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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明764Please respect copyright.PENANAUAShwJXrtj
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